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The Thread Celestial


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DSXMachina wrote:
"What a naughty priestess? Oh yes, you do look different, errr do you need a black robe then?"

"Yes, yes, she does," Molly says, rather disturbed by the priestess's transformations.


Priestess of Discord wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:


"I'm Mindy silly." she gestures and spins, wearing a white and silver minidress with silver stiletto heels when she stops.

"You can't be Mindy. Mindy's over there talking to JRHM. And Muffy is trying to get Celestial Healer to dance with her. So you have to be Missy. Unless you're not really one of us at all..." she trailed off suspiciously.

Molly is the brains of this outfit. Still not so bright, but a shining star compared to her sisters.:)

I'm back. Detect Evil! True Seeing! Anti-Magic Field! Reveal Deceiver! Banish Illusions!

Hopefully one of those will work.
Agh! You're not a nymph at all. You're that nasty priestess. Go away! You don't belong here.

"Well, who do you want me to be?" she takes on the form of a Jack, then Hugh Jackman, then a handsome prince

"I dance very well, and it's all in fun isn't it?"

You are not permitted in the Thread! leave, or perish!


DSXMachina wrote:
"What a naughty priestess? Oh yes, you do look different, errr do you need a black robe then?"

"Do you like naughty?", she coos. she shifts back to her 'normal' form, wearing a shimmering black evening gown.

"At least there's one nice person at this party. Dance with me?"


Priestess of Discord wrote:
DSXMachina wrote:
"What a naughty priestess? Oh yes, you do look different, errr do you need a black robe then?"

"Do you like naughty?", she coos. she shifts back to her 'normal' form, wearing a shimmering black evening gown.

"At least there's one nice person at this party. Dance with me?"

I am warning you! I shall be forced to banish you to hell! And I don't think you strike me as a baatezu.


"Erm, i think i am dancing with Molly here, but it is a kind offer. And a lovely dress you are wearing."

*bashfully looks at his feet, kicking his heels*


"But I only get naughty around really handsome men. I wasn't always bad. Maybe you can redeem me, you handsome man?"

she absently strokes her neck, and the string of black pearls she wears, placing one of them btwn her teeth as she waits for an answer.

"Maybe later then"


"Oh, gosh. Redemption that is really heavy. Well i am sure i can try to help...."

*nervously touching the back of his neck*


Priestess of Discord wrote:

"But I only get naughty around really handsome men. I wasn't always bad. Maybe you can redeem me, you handsome man?"

she absently strokes her neck, and the string of black pearls she wears, placing one of them btwn her teeth as she waits for an answer.

"Maybe later then"

Good idea. Now. Out. Before I send you to talk with the Archdukes.


"Hey how about i get another round in."

innocently "Wiener, anybody?"


Angel Fish wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:

"But I only get naughty around really handsome men. I wasn't always bad. Maybe you can redeem me, you handsome man?"

she absently strokes her neck, and the string of black pearls she wears, placing one of them btwn her teeth as she waits for an answer.

"Maybe later then"

Good idea. Now. Out. Before I send you to talk with the Archdukes.

"Who peed in your tank, little fishy?"

"I've done nothing hostile here, only flirting, where you've thrown lightning without care. One would think you were chaotic and evil."


DSXMachina wrote:

"Hey how about i get another round in."

innocently "Wiener, anybody?"

"Oh, yes. Pleeease."


Priestess of Discord wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:

"But I only get naughty around really handsome men. I wasn't always bad. Maybe you can redeem me, you handsome man?"

she absently strokes her neck, and the string of black pearls she wears, placing one of them btwn her teeth as she waits for an answer.

"Maybe later then"

Good idea. Now. Out. Before I send you to talk with the Archdukes.

"Who peed in your tank, little fishy?"

"I've done nothing hostile here, only flirting, where you've thrown lightning without care. One would think you were chaotic and evil."

Look, this is a place for celestials. Not demons. Can't you go over to teh Jacks or Poodles or something?


A large ape surrounded by various fiendish nymphs and dryads in club gear comes in. The ape is dressed in a light green leisure suit with a butterfy collared shirt and white leather shoes. A Mr. T starter kit is wrapped around his neck

"Hey is this the Heaven/Hell mixer?"


Evil Monkey wrote:

A large ape surrounded by various fiendish nymphs and dryads in club gear comes in. The ape is dressed in a light green leisure suit with a butterfy collared shirt and white leather shoes. A Mr. T starter kit is wrapped around his neck

"Hey is this the Heaven/Hell mixer?"

Oh crap. I'm gonna need a bigger fishbowl.


*wandering over to the newcomer*

"It seems to be, are you looking for redemption, too?"


DSXMachina wrote:

*wandering over to the newcomer*

"It seems to be, are you looking for redemption, too?"

The large ape shrugs

"Redemption, a rink, or a hit of X. It's all good."

Slaps one of his female companions on her shapely ass.

"I'm dry as the Tribble Lord's humor Saniella, go fetch me a double scotch or a double shot of vodka. Actually better make it both."


Evil Monkey wrote:

A large ape surrounded by various fiendish nymphs and dryads in club gear comes in. The ape is dressed in a light green leisure suit with a butterfy collared shirt and white leather shoes. A Mr. T starter kit is wrapped around his neck

"Hey is this the Heaven/Hell mixer?"

"Aren't they all?"

"Yes. They have really fresh sushi too. Just grab a fish out of that tank over there."

PoD walks away, rolling her hips expertly.


Priestess of Discord wrote:
Evil Monkey wrote:

A large ape surrounded by various fiendish nymphs and dryads in club gear comes in. The ape is dressed in a light green leisure suit with a butterfy collared shirt and white leather shoes. A Mr. T starter kit is wrapped around his neck

"Hey is this the Heaven/Hell mixer?"

"Yes. They have really fresh sushi too. Just grab a fish out of that tank over there."

PoD walks away, rolling her hips expertly.

Follows PoD's walk with appreciation

"Reminds me I gotta get my watch fixed."

Looks over at the tank

"I think I'll pass on the sushi."


Priestess of Discord wrote:
Evil Monkey wrote:

A large ape surrounded by various fiendish nymphs and dryads in club gear comes in. The ape is dressed in a light green leisure suit with a butterfy collared shirt and white leather shoes. A Mr. T starter kit is wrapped around his neck

"Hey is this the Heaven/Hell mixer?"

"Aren't they all?"

"Yes. They have really fresh sushi too. Just grab a fish out of that tank over there."

PoD walks away, rolling her hips expertly.

Go on. I dare you. But this tank is full of holy water, it might be a bit uncomfortable.


Eyes the fiendish nymphs with barely disguised hostility.

"This party just took a turn for the worse."


Strolls up to the celestial nymphs

"Hey ladies! How YOU doin?"


*sidles over to the big primate*

"And he packs a charge, here's your drink."

*passes over a large glass*


Evil Monkey wrote:

Strolls up to the celestial nymphs

"Hey ladies! How YOU doin?"

Muffy, Molly, and Mindy all exchange glances.

"Well, we'd be doing better if our dance partners would stop wandering off," Muffy said, pouting.


"I am so sorry milady Molly. May i fetch you a drink, some nibbles or would you like to get back to the floor?"

*holds out his hand*


celestial nymph wrote:


Muffy, Molly, and Mindy all exchange glances.

"Well, we'd be doing better if our dance partners would stop wandering off," Muffy said, pouting.

"Well, ladies, your dance partner has just arrived! Let's hit the floor shall we?"

extends two large furry arms to the three sisters


DSXMachina wrote:

"I am so sorry milady Molly. May i fetch you a drink, some nibbles or would you like to get back to the floor?"

*holds out his hand*

*smiles brilliantly*

Oh, let's go back to dancing, please. I so rarely get a chance. For some reason we always get kicked out when we go clubbing."


I don't like where this is going...


Evil Monkey wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:


Muffy, Molly, and Mindy all exchange glances.

"Well, we'd be doing better if our dance partners would stop wandering off," Muffy said, pouting.

"Well, ladies, your dance partner has just arrived! Let's hit the floor shall we?"

extends two large furry arms to the three sisters

Since Molly has gone back to dancing with DSX Machina, Mindy and Muffy shrug and take the Evil Monkey's arms. And evil dance partner was better than no dance partner.


Angel Fish wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Evil Monkey wrote:

A large ape surrounded by various fiendish nymphs and dryads in club gear comes in. The ape is dressed in a light green leisure suit with a butterfy collared shirt and white leather shoes. A Mr. T starter kit is wrapped around his neck

"Hey is this the Heaven/Hell mixer?"

"Aren't they all?"

"Yes. They have really fresh sushi too. Just grab a fish out of that tank over there."

PoD walks away, rolling her hips expertly.

Go on. I dare you. But this tank is full of holy water, it might be a bit uncomfortable.

As PoD walks away a stray black pearl from her necklace rolls across the floor, resting next to the fish tank.


Priestess of Discord wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Evil Monkey wrote:

A large ape surrounded by various fiendish nymphs and dryads in club gear comes in. The ape is dressed in a light green leisure suit with a butterfy collared shirt and white leather shoes. A Mr. T starter kit is wrapped around his neck

"Hey is this the Heaven/Hell mixer?"

"Aren't they all?"

"Yes. They have really fresh sushi too. Just grab a fish out of that tank over there."

PoD walks away, rolling her hips expertly.

Go on. I dare you. But this tank is full of holy water, it might be a bit uncomfortable.
As PoD walks away a stray black pearl from her necklace rolls across the floor, resting next to the fish tank.

*Pearl flies out in a spout of holy water. As the Priestess watches, it dissolves*

Not gonna work.


<Looks at sign showing "Elysium">

Hmmm. There's something funny about this sign...

<Pulls out handkerchief and wipes the sign, revealing "Erebus">

Oh, heh heh. That sure does explain some stuff. Oops. Better get the magic marker, before CH finds out.


Angel Fish wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Evil Monkey wrote:

A large ape surrounded by various fiendish nymphs and dryads in club gear comes in. The ape is dressed in a light green leisure suit with a butterfy collared shirt and white leather shoes. A Mr. T starter kit is wrapped around his neck

"Hey is this the Heaven/Hell mixer?"

"Aren't they all?"

"Yes. They have really fresh sushi too. Just grab a fish out of that tank over there."

PoD walks away, rolling her hips expertly.

Go on. I dare you. But this tank is full of holy water, it might be a bit uncomfortable.
As PoD walks away a stray black pearl from her necklace rolls across the floor, resting next to the fish tank.

*Pearl flies out in a spout of holy water. As the Priestess watches, it dissolves*

Not gonna work.

PoD hasn't looked back. ;)


*carries on dancing with Molly*

"Call me DSX if you like."

Spoiler:
I am going to sleep now, thanks everyone, this was alot of fun. I don't usually post much but this is great and why paizo community is so cool. Hope this is not a ettiquette breach. Later.


DSXMachina wrote:

*carries on dancing with Molly*

"Call me DSX if you like."

** spoiler omitted **

glad you could join us

<Drops magic marker into Angel Fish's bowl>

Hey Mindy! You wanna finish that dance?


displeased with the lack of enthusiasm for his free muffins, Azhagal gives up his mission to resurrect Vomit guy, the regurgitated one...for now at least

come ye all who wish to travel on the road to enlightenment on my celestial Nutella wagon!

the smell of roasted hazelnuts bathed in a sea of warm chocolate fills the air, it is very enchanting you almost feel compelled to make a will save, but as quickly as it enters, it departs with Azhagal's sacred wagon of choco-hazelnutty goodness

delicious! I have come bearing untainted goodies and promise of a better life in...wherever I am currently going


Azhagal wrote:

displeased with the lack of enthusiasm for his free muffins, Azhagal gives up his mission to resurrect Vomit guy, the regurgitated one...for now at least

come ye all who wish to travel on the road to enlightenment on my celestial Nutella wagon!

the smell of roasted hazelnuts bathed in a sea of warm chocolate fills the air, it is very enchanting you almost feel compelled to make a will save, but as quickly as it enters, it departs with Azhagal's sacred wagon of choco-hazelnutty goodness

delicious! I have come bearing untainted goodies and promise of a better life in...wherever I am currently going

I can taint those goodies for you if you wish, tall, bald, and handsome.


Celestial Follower wrote:
DSXMachina wrote:

*carries on dancing with Molly*

"Call me DSX if you like."

** spoiler omitted **

glad you could join us

<Drops magic marker into Angel Fish's bowl>

Hey Mindy! You wanna finish that dance?

AIII!! *Cough cough cough* Can't...breathe...through poison...


Priestess of Discord wrote:
Azhagal wrote:

displeased with the lack of enthusiasm for his free muffins, Azhagal gives up his mission to resurrect Vomit guy, the regurgitated one...for now at least

come ye all who wish to travel on the road to enlightenment on my celestial Nutella wagon!

the smell of roasted hazelnuts bathed in a sea of warm chocolate fills the air, it is very enchanting you almost feel compelled to make a will save, but as quickly as it enters, it departs with Azhagal's sacred wagon of choco-hazelnutty goodness

delicious! I have come bearing untainted goodies and promise of a better life in...wherever I am currently going

I can taint those goodies for you if you wish, tall, bald, and handsome.

sounds....evil

draws religious artifact

The power of Torag compels you!


*removes magic marker from Angel Fishes tank*

"There you are good sir, better now?"


The large monkey cuts up the dance floor with his two celestial partners. A bevy of scantily-clad fiendish nymphs and dryads stare daggers from the side of the floor.

EM downs the drink DSX gives him.

"Thanks buddy! "


{tumble in through the doors, already pretty sloshed}

Drew: Hey, has anyone seen our older brother, Hugh? He's got some new Wolf-R-Reem thingie he has to start casting for, but the producers can't find him

Stew: Forget him for now -- babes and brewskis are everywhere! It's like heaven in here!

Celestial Follower wrote:
<Drops magic marker into Angel Fish's bowl>
Angel Fish wrote:
AIII!! *Cough cough cough* Can't...breathe...through poison...

Drew: That's handy. {fishes magic marker out} Thanks Fishie! Gonna need this to write down some sheilas' phone numbers.


Hey now! A new place to party?

GO TEAM CHAOS!


Potato Slaad wrote:

Hey now! A new place to party?

GO TEAM CHAOS!

That's a helluva toad! {licks Potato Slaad} Damn, you don't taste hallucinogenic. Do you have any brothers or sisters in the Bufo marinus family?


"Well we have good & evil here already so why not some chaotic people, how do you feel about internet domination?"


*walks over to Drew & Stew, beer in hand*

"Hello, you chaps seen to be colonials, want a beer? I think there might be some lager at the bar. Perhaps i can introduce you to some of these lovely ladies"

Silver Crusade

Ahh. The cult is growing splendidly.

It is time that I reveal to you all phase one of our plan.

We must infiltrate the threads of the other cults and blend in with them as best as possible. Using all of our craft and subtlety, we will turn their conversations into flamewars and got all their threads LOCKED.

When all of their pathetic threads are shut down, ours will be the only one remaining, and I shall reign supreme!

Mwahahaha...*fit of coughing*

Sorry, a bit of a tickle in my throat...


Celestial Healer wrote:


Sorry, a bit of a tickle in my throat...

"Drink?" Molly says cheerfully, offering a very tall glass of vodka.


"What a cunning idea, do you wish us to recruit their cultists as well?"

Silver Crusade

DSXMachina wrote:
"What a cunning idea, do you wish us to recruit their cultists as well?"

Recruit what we can. Exile the rest.

Silver Crusade

celestial nymph wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:


Sorry, a bit of a tickle in my throat...

"Drink?" Molly says cheerfully, offering a very tall glass of vodka.

Thank you, but I would have to spit it out like in the movie Dogma. It sucks being an angel sometimes.

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