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The Thread Celestial


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Where are my f+&$ing pizza rolls?!!?

Silver Crusade

Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:
Where are my f!!@ing pizza rolls?!!?

Yeah! Where are his f!#~ing pizza rolls?!


*chirp*


I WANT MY G#$*+~N PIZZA ROLLS!!!!!

I'm gonna let everyone know this is a religion thread if I don't get my f%&%ing pizza rolls.


Fawk?

Silver Crusade

I need some better followers...


I've got a f!#$ing brilliant idea!

Silver Crusade

Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:
I've got a f#&#ing brilliant idea!

That worries me.

Silver Crusade

I want to hire Charlie Sheen as a motivational speaker. People seem interested in him, so they might come to our thread.

Not to mention, this is a guy who knows about "winning" and we could use some of that.


I found this f+&!ing awesome book called the "Necronomican". I can use this f#$&er to bring back that price of s!&* follower guy (and I mean that in the nicest f+*~ing way possible).

Silver Crusade

Do we need blood sacrifices for that stuff? Because that can be arranged.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Do we need blood sacrifices for that stuff? Because that can be arranged.

Hells yeah! The more f***ing blood the better!


Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Do we need blood sacrifices for that stuff? Because that can be arranged.

Hells yeah! The more f*%!ing blood the better!

Tiger blood and vodka is a pretty good cocktail. <hic>


Celestial Healer wrote:

I want to hire Charlie Sheen as a motivational speaker. People seem interested in him, so they might come to our thread.

Not to mention, this is a guy who knows about "winning" and we could use some of that.

This warlock can also cook. My meals? Tastes like winning!

Silver Crusade

Charlie Sheen wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

I want to hire Charlie Sheen as a motivational speaker. People seem interested in him, so they might come to our thread.

Not to mention, this is a guy who knows about "winning" and we could use some of that.

This warlock can also cook. My meals? Tastes like winning!

Dude, people can't get enough of you.

Maybe you're just what our thread needs to get some attention.

Quick - say something trainwreck-ish.


Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre. The first one’s free. The next one goes in your mouth. Because I can't pee in front of you guys. It tastes like winning. So just sit back and enjoy the show.


loser!!!


Really, dude? Really? Go back to the troll hole where you came from. There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins. Vatican assassins. Thought you were messing with one dude? Sorry.


Yo mama troll hole! Now comb the carpet, Lesson Zero, til Jamie Gertz and Andrew McCarthy come rescue ya.

Silver Crusade

Who wants to play Boggle?

Liberty's Edge

Birds of a feather flock together, but angels seldom differ.

Silver Crusade

So are you saying we all look alike?


*molts*


BRAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!


Zombie Guy wrote:
BRAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Someone's looking to get Turned...

Silver Crusade

Yeah, um, about that...

The other day I discovered I channel negative energy now. Not sure when that happened.


[zombie]Yay healing![/zombie]

BRAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!


I found a very friendly Asmodean cleric/paladin to raise me from the dead. I only had to give him one soul. Since I've misplaced mine, I'll have to figure out whose soul would be a decent replacement.

Dark Archive

Celestial Healer wrote:

Yeah, um, about that...

The other day I discovered I channel negative energy now. Not sure when that happened.

No worries. I heard you can clear that up with a shot of penicillin and a half-dozen White Castle sliders.

Celestial Follower wrote:
I found a very friendly Asmodean cleric/paladin to raise me from the dead. I only had to give him one soul. Since I've misplaced mine, I'll have to figure out whose soul would be a decent replacement.

How about a couple gobli-, er, kobold souls? They're small, so you can fit two or three into a single soul gem.

<DING!> Breakfast is ready. Who's up for some Nyan Cat pop tarts?

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:

I found a very friendly Asmodean cleric/paladin to raise me from the dead. I only had to give him one soul. Since I've misplaced mine, I'll have to figure out whose soul would be a decent replacement.

We'll just do what we always do...

Order a pizza and see who shows up at our door.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:

I found a very friendly Asmodean cleric/paladin to raise me from the dead. I only had to give him one soul. Since I've misplaced mine, I'll have to figure out whose soul would be a decent replacement.

We'll just do what we always do...

Order a pizza and see who shows up at our door.

Who delivers anchovy and rutabaga pizza?


Shiny Joy Microwave of Sparkle wrote:

How about a couple gobli-, er, kobold souls? They're small, so you can fit two or three into a single soul gem.

And they taste bad, too.

Take that dark overlords!


Celestial Follower wrote:
Shiny Joy Microwave of Sparkle wrote:

How about a couple gobli-, er, kobold souls? They're small, so you can fit two or three into a single soul gem.

And they taste bad, too.

Take that dark overlords!

{mumbles:} In the Abyss, you can't even use kobold souls to make larvae... they just turn into Hot Pocketses.

<COUGH!> {coughs up a half-dozen abyssal tarantulas and a partly-melted rubber duckie}

Dark Archive

{form wavers briefly} Oh my, I must of blacked out for a moment there.

Silver Crusade

Shiny Joy Microwave of Sparkle wrote:
{form wavers briefly} Oh my, I must of blacked out for a moment there.

Happens to me all the time.

You might want to wipe off all that blood.

The Exchange

Ouch, watch the sword people.

Silver Crusade

My celestial brethren,

The order of the day is thread necromancy. I say we stand in defiance and use raise dead instead.

Just ignore that odor of decay. It's perfectly normal.


I've got some deodorizers, air fresheners (including the pine tree ones you like, boss), Lysol, and breath mints.

Just don't ask where I've been...

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:

I've got some deodorizers, air fresheners (including the pine tree ones you like, boss), Lysol, and breath mints.

Just don't ask where I've been...

Hey, CF! Where have you...

My bad. I won't ask.

Where are my pizza rolls?

Ooh, pine tree scent!


*BAMF*

Cucumber and Jolly Rancher pizza rolls are ready!


It's quiet in here. Too quiet.

Silver Crusade

*burps*


Have you been eating demon children again, boss? That was foul!

Silver Crusade

Does it make it sound better or worse if I agree that they were demons?


Better than daemons... they're just empty calories. {conjures up another mimosa}


Better, if you agree they're demons. What did you think they were?

Matt daemon is the worst.

Silver Crusade

Can I say I thought they were candy corn? Is that a believable excuse?


No that makes it worse. Candy corn are more evil than demons (but not as evil as circus peanuts).


Celestial Healer wrote:
Can I say I thought they were candy corn? Is that a believable excuse?

I believe it, boss.


*Shines*

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