| Shanky the Dretchachaun |
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Are all Celestials so f+@$ing stupid?
You need to offer the little pig f&*%er some s~+* like truffles or one of these g#&&%@ned turnips.
Celestial Healer
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon
That's what I'm talking about.
Here piggy - have some chocolate truffles.
What? Isn't that what the dretch said they eat?
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Celestial Healer
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Ewwww, sky rats!
Oh, wait. It's just a bunch of angels.
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SMITE! SMITE! SMITE!
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Celestial Healer
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It's been a while since we've had any smiting.
We're still embarassed from the time you tried to smite Demogorgon with a curling iron.
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Celestial Healer
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CF, I hope you are preparing our thread for the appropriate holiday festivities.
| Celestial Thaumoctopus |
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CF, I hope you are preparing our thread for the appropriate holiday festivities.
The slaadi shipped over a couple gallons of fresh eggnog. I'm stringing up popcorn shrimp for garland.
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Celestial Healer
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CF, I hope you are preparing our thread for the appropriate holiday festivities.The slaadi shipped over a couple gallons of fresh eggnog. I'm stringing up popcorn shrimp for garland.
That's good, that's good.
Who's preparing the sacrifices?
| Angel Fish |
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CF, I hope you are preparing our thread for the appropriate holiday festivities.The slaadi shipped over a couple gallons of fresh eggnog. I'm stringing up popcorn shrimp for garland.That's good, that's good.
Who's preparing the sacrifices?
I told you, NO SACRIFICES this year!
| Celestial Thaumoctopus |
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I told you, NO SACRIFICES this year!That's good, that's good.
Who's preparing the sacrifices?
But... but... he read all the literature! He agreed to it! Why can't we?
Another Dang Hippeh
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{stumbles in wearing festive holiday sacrificial garb} Is it time yet? I thought this Outer Planes tour was supposed to leave by now? {sips more Flavor-Aid Eggnog}
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Celestial Healer
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{stumbles in wearing festive holiday sacrificial garb} Is it time yet? I thought this Outer Planes tour was supposed to leave by now? {sips more Flavor-Aid Eggnog}
Really, Angel Fish? Nobody will miss this guy. Can't we sacrifice him just a little bit?
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Another Dang Hippeh
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{stumbles in wearing festive holiday sacrificial garb} Is it time yet? I thought this Outer Planes tour was supposed to leave by now? {sips more Flavor-Aid Eggnog}Really, Angel Fish? Nobody will miss this guy. Can't we sacrifice him just a little bit?
Ummm, where's the-? {looks around} {pees in fishbowl}
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Celestial Healer
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Ummm, where's the-? {looks around} {pees in fishbowl}{stumbles in wearing festive holiday sacrificial garb} Is it time yet? I thought this Outer Planes tour was supposed to leave by now? {sips more Flavor-Aid Eggnog}Really, Angel Fish? Nobody will miss this guy. Can't we sacrifice him just a little bit?
Heh heh. On second thought, I like this guy.
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Celestial Healer
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I can't wait for the Easter Bunny to come. One more week!
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Celestial Healer
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Merry Christmas, everyone!
*sacrifices a hippeh*
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Celestial Healer
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Oh no! Santa must have killed everyone here!
Woe is me, woe is me.
You could make it up to us with a turnip casserole.
| Celestial Follower |
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New year, new me, so I've switched to rutabagas.
Enjoy!
And, boss, I'm glad Santa didn't kill you like he did everyone else. Did you hide under the couch to escape his wr(e)ath?
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Oh no! Santa must have killed everyone here!
Woe is me, woe is me.
{shakes fist from Abyssal fortress} I'll get you next year, Poodles! {eyes ripple bottle suspiciously} Sorry kids, "Don't Drink & Scry."
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Celestial Healer
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New year, new me, so I've switched to rutabagas.
Enjoy!
And, boss, I'm glad Santa didn't kill you like he did everyone else. Did you hide under the couch to escape his wr(e)ath?
No, I just challenged him to a game of Monopoly, and after a few hours he was begging to leave.
It also helped that I had prepared the appropriate yuletide sacrifices.
| Celestial Follower |
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New year, new me, so I've switched to rutabagas.
Enjoy!
And, boss, I'm glad Santa didn't kill you like he did everyone else. Did you hide under the couch to escape his wr(e)ath?
No, I just challenged him to a game of Monopoly, and after a few hours he was begging to leave.
It also helped that I had prepared the appropriate yuletide sacrifices.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
| Celestial Thaumoctopus |
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It also helped that I had prepared the appropriate yuletide sacrifices.Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
Chestnuts? {glances back to oven with roasting Chelaxians} Oops...
| Celestial Follower |
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Chestnuts? {glances back to oven with roasting Chelaxians} Oops...It also helped that I had prepared the appropriate yuletide sacrifices.Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
Well, as long as you're not selling Shoanti into slavery by the seashore.
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Celestial Healer
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Chestnuts? {glances back to oven with roasting Chelaxians} Oops...It also helped that I had prepared the appropriate yuletide sacrifices.Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
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*sets down the "chestnut" he's been eating*
| Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl |
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Chestnuts? {glances back to oven with roasting Chelaxians} Oops...It also helped that I had prepared the appropriate yuletide sacrifices.Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?...
*sets down the "chestnut" he's been eating*
What's wrong? Would you prefer white meat instead? {picks up giant "drumstick"} OMNOMNOMNOMNOM...
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Celestial Healer
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I feel like we're getting to one of those times where I have to try to turn everybody in the thread again, just to make sure...
| Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl |
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I feel like we're getting to one of those times where I have to try to turn everybody in the thread again, just to make sure...
Hmp, fine, I know where I'm not wanted. {takes fishy for snack-to-go and leaves}
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Celestial Healer
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I feel like we're getting to one of those times where I have to try to turn everybody in the thread again, just to make sure...Hmp, fine, I know where I'm not wanted. {takes fishy for snack-to-go and leaves}
Why do I suddenly crave fish fry?
| Celestial Follower |
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Just what kind of turning was that, boss??
I felt compelled to stay away for days!
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Celestial Healer
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Just what kind of turning was that, boss??
I felt compelled to stay away for days!
Maybe that's just the odor. Could you clean this place up, already?
| Celestial Follower |
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Maybe that's just the odor. Could you clean this place up, already?Just what kind of turning was that, boss??
I felt compelled to stay away for days!
Great! It gives me the chance to use this new all-purpose cleanser I bought while on vacation: Napalm-O.
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Celestial Healer
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Must have used too much...
Maybe a tad, but the potato skins are nice and toasty!
| Celestial Thaumoctopus |
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Must have used too much...
Wow. {looks around, sighs} Rats. Slaadi, Jacks, and Poodles are harder to kill off than cockroaches. Maybe some Xtra-Strength Napalm-O next time?
| Angel Fish |
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*Wakes up*
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Two questions.
Who peed in my fishbowl?
Why do I feel like I used a Channel Energy in my sleep?
And who do I have to kill for tipping the zombie girl again?
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Celestial Healer
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*Wakes up*
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Two questions.
Who peed in my fishbowl?
Why do I feel like I used a Channel Energy in my sleep?
And who do I have to kill for tipping the zombie girl again?
I tipped her, and she fell right over the ottoman. You should have been there.
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Celestial Healer
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Are there chocolates inside?
*rips open the heart*
| Celestial Follower |
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Shoot, boss (and, now with the Gunslinger alternate class, you can)! I thought you liked pistachios.
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Celestial Healer
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Shoot, boss (and, now with the Gunslinger alternate class, you can)! I thought you liked pistachios.
Last year you got me a heart-shaped box full of turnips. This was an improvement.
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Shoot, boss (and, now with the Gunslinger alternate class, you can)! I thought you liked pistachios.Last year you got me a heart-shaped box full of turnips. This was an improvement.
If I couldn't cause you to lower your standards, how can I improve? That's my motto...
