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Are all Celestials so f*%$ing stupid?

You need to offer the little pig f&#*er some s&~& like truffles or one of these g$~~@!ned turnips.


<Drools>

Shut up, you!


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon

Silver Crusade

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon

That's what I'm talking about.

Here piggy - have some chocolate truffles.

What? Isn't that what the dretch said they eat?


nomnomnom......mushrooms....


All we have here are Destroying Angels.


Ewwww, sky rats!

Oh, wait. It's just a bunch of angels.

Silver Crusade

I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD! wrote:

Ewwww, sky rats!

Oh, wait. It's just a bunch of angels.

...

SMITE! SMITE! SMITE!


It's been a while since we've had any smiting.

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:
It's been a while since we've had any smiting.

We're still embarassed from the time you tried to smite Demogorgon with a curling iron.

Silver Crusade

CF, I hope you are preparing our thread for the appropriate holiday festivities.


Celestial Healer wrote:
CF, I hope you are preparing our thread for the appropriate holiday festivities.

The slaadi shipped over a couple gallons of fresh eggnog. I'm stringing up popcorn shrimp for garland.

Silver Crusade

Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
CF, I hope you are preparing our thread for the appropriate holiday festivities.
The slaadi shipped over a couple gallons of fresh eggnog. I'm stringing up popcorn shrimp for garland.

That's good, that's good.

Who's preparing the sacrifices?


Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
CF, I hope you are preparing our thread for the appropriate holiday festivities.
The slaadi shipped over a couple gallons of fresh eggnog. I'm stringing up popcorn shrimp for garland.

That's good, that's good.

Who's preparing the sacrifices?

I told you, NO SACRIFICES this year!


Angel Fish wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

That's good, that's good.

Who's preparing the sacrifices?

I told you, NO SACRIFICES this year!

But... but... he read all the literature! He agreed to it! Why can't we?

Cheliax

{stumbles in wearing festive holiday sacrificial garb} Is it time yet? I thought this Outer Planes tour was supposed to leave by now? {sips more Flavor-Aid Eggnog}


!oH oH oH !samoziaP yrreM

{looks around confused} Huh, wrong thread. {vanishes}

Silver Crusade

Another Dang Hippeh wrote:
{stumbles in wearing festive holiday sacrificial garb} Is it time yet? I thought this Outer Planes tour was supposed to leave by now? {sips more Flavor-Aid Eggnog}

Really, Angel Fish? Nobody will miss this guy. Can't we sacrifice him just a little bit?

Cheliax

Celestial Healer wrote:
Another Dang Hippeh wrote:
{stumbles in wearing festive holiday sacrificial garb} Is it time yet? I thought this Outer Planes tour was supposed to leave by now? {sips more Flavor-Aid Eggnog}
Really, Angel Fish? Nobody will miss this guy. Can't we sacrifice him just a little bit?

Ummm, where's the-? {looks around} Well, no one's looking... {pees in fishbowl}

Silver Crusade

Another Dang Hippeh wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Another Dang Hippeh wrote:
{stumbles in wearing festive holiday sacrificial garb} Is it time yet? I thought this Outer Planes tour was supposed to leave by now? {sips more Flavor-Aid Eggnog}
Really, Angel Fish? Nobody will miss this guy. Can't we sacrifice him just a little bit?
Ummm, where's the-? {looks around} Well, no one's looking... {pees in fishbowl}

Heh heh. On second thought, I like this guy.

Silver Crusade

I can't wait for the Easter Bunny to come. One more week!

Silver Crusade

Merry Christmas, everyone!

*sacrifices a hippeh*


Oh no! Santa must have killed everyone here!

Woe is me, woe is me.

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:

Oh no! Santa must have killed everyone here!

Woe is me, woe is me.

You could make it up to us with a turnip casserole.


New year, new me, so I've switched to rutabagas.

Enjoy!

And, boss, I'm glad Santa didn't kill you like he did everyone else. Did you hide under the couch to escape his wr(e)ath?


Celestial Follower wrote:

Oh no! Santa must have killed everyone here!

Woe is me, woe is me.

{shakes fist from Abyssal fortress} I'll get you next year, Poodles! {eyes ripple bottle suspiciously} Sorry kids, "Don't Drink & Scry."

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:

New year, new me, so I've switched to rutabagas.

Enjoy!

And, boss, I'm glad Santa didn't kill you like he did everyone else. Did you hide under the couch to escape his wr(e)ath?

No, I just challenged him to a game of Monopoly, and after a few hours he was begging to leave.

It also helped that I had prepared the appropriate yuletide sacrifices.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:

New year, new me, so I've switched to rutabagas.

Enjoy!

And, boss, I'm glad Santa didn't kill you like he did everyone else. Did you hide under the couch to escape his wr(e)ath?

No, I just challenged him to a game of Monopoly, and after a few hours he was begging to leave.

It also helped that I had prepared the appropriate yuletide sacrifices.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?


Celestial Follower wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
It also helped that I had prepared the appropriate yuletide sacrifices.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?

Chestnuts? {glances back to oven with roasting Chelaxians} Oops...


Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
It also helped that I had prepared the appropriate yuletide sacrifices.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
Chestnuts? {glances back to oven with roasting Chelaxians} Oops...

Well, as long as you're not selling Shoanti into slavery by the seashore.

Silver Crusade

Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
It also helped that I had prepared the appropriate yuletide sacrifices.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
Chestnuts? {glances back to oven with roasting Chelaxians} Oops...

...

*sets down the "chestnut" he's been eating*


Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
It also helped that I had prepared the appropriate yuletide sacrifices.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
Chestnuts? {glances back to oven with roasting Chelaxians} Oops...

...

*sets down the "chestnut" he's been eating*

What's wrong? Would you prefer white meat instead? {picks up giant "drumstick"} OMNOMNOMNOMNOM...

Silver Crusade

I feel like we're getting to one of those times where I have to try to turn everybody in the thread again, just to make sure...


Celestial Healer wrote:
I feel like we're getting to one of those times where I have to try to turn everybody in the thread again, just to make sure...

Hmp, fine, I know where I'm not wanted. {takes fishy for snack-to-go and leaves}

Silver Crusade

Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I feel like we're getting to one of those times where I have to try to turn everybody in the thread again, just to make sure...
Hmp, fine, I know where I'm not wanted. {takes fishy for snack-to-go and leaves}

Why do I suddenly crave fish fry?


Just what kind of turning was that, boss??

I felt compelled to stay away for days!

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:

Just what kind of turning was that, boss??

I felt compelled to stay away for days!

Maybe that's just the odor. Could you clean this place up, already?


Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:

Just what kind of turning was that, boss??

I felt compelled to stay away for days!

Maybe that's just the odor. Could you clean this place up, already?

Great! It gives me the chance to use this new all-purpose cleanser I bought while on vacation: Napalm-O.


Must have used too much...

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:

Must have used too much...

Maybe a tad, but the potato skins are nice and toasty!


Celestial Follower wrote:
Must have used too much...

Wow. {looks around, sighs} Rats. Slaadi, Jacks, and Poodles are harder to kill off than cockroaches. Maybe some Xtra-Strength Napalm-O next time?


*Wakes up*
...
Two questions.
Who peed in my fishbowl?
Why do I feel like I used a Channel Energy in my sleep?
And who do I have to kill for tipping the zombie girl again?

Silver Crusade

Angel Fish wrote:

*Wakes up*

...
Two questions.
Who peed in my fishbowl?
Why do I feel like I used a Channel Energy in my sleep?
And who do I have to kill for tipping the zombie girl again?

I tipped her, and she fell right over the ottoman. You should have been there.


Happy Valentine's Day!

Here you go, boss. This heart is still beating.

Silver Crusade

Are there chocolates inside?

*rips open the heart*


Shoot, boss (and, now with the Gunslinger alternate class, you can)! I thought you liked pistachios.

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:
Shoot, boss (and, now with the Gunslinger alternate class, you can)! I thought you liked pistachios.

Last year you got me a heart-shaped box full of turnips. This was an improvement.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:
Shoot, boss (and, now with the Gunslinger alternate class, you can)! I thought you liked pistachios.
Last year you got me a heart-shaped box full of turnips. This was an improvement.

If I couldn't cause you to lower your standards, how can I improve? That's my motto...


*BAMF*

<Stabs the air>

Damn! Where'd he go?

<Leaves sushi tray>

*BAMF*

Silver Crusade

I wonder who he was chasing...

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