Are all Celestials so f~$~ing stupid?
You need to offer the little pig f&&*er some s~$# like truffles or one of these g~!#~~ned turnips.
<Drools>
Shut up, you!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon
nomnomnom......mushrooms....
All we have here are Destroying Angels.
Ewwww, sky rats!
Oh, wait. It's just a bunch of angels.
It's been a while since we've had any smiting.
CF, I hope you are preparing our thread for the appropriate holiday festivities.
The slaadi shipped over a couple gallons of fresh eggnog. I'm stringing up popcorn shrimp for garland.
CF, I hope you are preparing our thread for the appropriate holiday festivities.The slaadi shipped over a couple gallons of fresh eggnog. I'm stringing up popcorn shrimp for garland.That's good, that's good.
Who's preparing the sacrifices?
I told you, NO SACRIFICES this year!
I told you, NO SACRIFICES this year!That's good, that's good.
Who's preparing the sacrifices?
But... but... he read all the literature! He agreed to it! Why can't we?
{stumbles in wearing festive holiday sacrificial garb} Is it time yet? I thought this Outer Planes tour was supposed to leave by now? {sips more Flavor-Aid Eggnog}
!oH oH oH !samoziaP yrreM
{looks around confused} Huh, wrong thread. {vanishes}
{stumbles in wearing festive holiday sacrificial garb} Is it time yet? I thought this Outer Planes tour was supposed to leave by now? {sips more Flavor-Aid Eggnog}Really, Angel Fish? Nobody will miss this guy. Can't we sacrifice him just a little bit?
Ummm, where's the-? {looks around} Well, no one's looking... {pees in fishbowl}
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Ummm, where's the-? {looks around} Well, no one's looking... {pees in fishbowl}{stumbles in wearing festive holiday sacrificial garb} Is it time yet? I thought this Outer Planes tour was supposed to leave by now? {sips more Flavor-Aid Eggnog}Really, Angel Fish? Nobody will miss this guy. Can't we sacrifice him just a little bit?
Heh heh. On second thought, I like this guy.
Oh no! Santa must have killed everyone here!
Woe is me, woe is me.
New year, new me, so I've switched to rutabagas.
Enjoy!
And, boss, I'm glad Santa didn't kill you like he did everyone else. Did you hide under the couch to escape his wr(e)ath?
Oh no! Santa must have killed everyone here!
Woe is me, woe is me.
{shakes fist from Abyssal fortress} I'll get you next year, Poodles! {eyes ripple bottle suspiciously} Sorry kids, "Don't Drink & Scry."
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New year, new me, so I've switched to rutabagas.
Enjoy!
And, boss, I'm glad Santa didn't kill you like he did everyone else. Did you hide under the couch to escape his wr(e)ath?
No, I just challenged him to a game of Monopoly, and after a few hours he was begging to leave.
It also helped that I had prepared the appropriate yuletide sacrifices.
New year, new me, so I've switched to rutabagas.
Enjoy!
And, boss, I'm glad Santa didn't kill you like he did everyone else. Did you hide under the couch to escape his wr(e)ath?
No, I just challenged him to a game of Monopoly, and after a few hours he was begging to leave.
It also helped that I had prepared the appropriate yuletide sacrifices.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
It also helped that I had prepared the appropriate yuletide sacrifices.Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
Chestnuts? {glances back to oven with roasting Chelaxians} Oops...
Chestnuts? {glances back to oven with roasting Chelaxians} Oops...It also helped that I had prepared the appropriate yuletide sacrifices.Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?
Well, as long as you're not selling Shoanti into slavery by the seashore.
Chestnuts? {glances back to oven with roasting Chelaxians} Oops...It also helped that I had prepared the appropriate yuletide sacrifices.Chestnuts roasting on an open fire?...
*sets down the "chestnut" he's been eating*
What's wrong? Would you prefer white meat instead? {picks up giant "drumstick"} OMNOMNOMNOMNOM...
I feel like we're getting to one of those times where I have to try to turn everybody in the thread again, just to make sure...
Hmp, fine, I know where I'm not wanted. {takes fishy for snack-to-go and leaves}
Just what kind of turning was that, boss??
I felt compelled to stay away for days!
Maybe that's just the odor. Could you clean this place up, already?Just what kind of turning was that, boss??
I felt compelled to stay away for days!
Great! It gives me the chance to use this new all-purpose cleanser I bought while on vacation: Napalm-O.
Must have used too much...
Must have used too much...
Wow. {looks around, sighs} Rats. Slaadi, Jacks, and Poodles are harder to kill off than cockroaches. Maybe some Xtra-Strength Napalm-O next time?
*Wakes up*
...
Two questions.
Who peed in my fishbowl?
Why do I feel like I used a Channel Energy in my sleep?
And who do I have to kill for tipping the zombie girl again?
Happy Valentine's Day!
Here you go, boss. This heart is still beating.
Shoot, boss (and, now with the Gunslinger alternate class, you can)! I thought you liked pistachios.
Shoot, boss (and, now with the Gunslinger alternate class, you can)! I thought you liked pistachios.Last year you got me a heart-shaped box full of turnips. This was an improvement.
If I couldn't cause you to lower your standards, how can I improve? That's my motto...
*BAMF*
<Stabs the air>
Damn! Where'd he go?
<Leaves sushi tray>
*BAMF*