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The Thread Celestial


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Celestial Healer wrote:
*puts down fork and stops eating "Marlboro Surprise"*

Today's Iron Chef surprise ingredient: tomacco!

Silver Crusade

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
*puts down fork and stops eating "Marlboro Surprise"*
Today's Iron Chef surprise ingredient: tomacco!

I wish I hadn't clicked that link.

But now I know how to get kids to eat their vegetables! They'll be hooked!

What?


Holy crap, that celery-stabbing dretchling is actually dangerous!

{sips double vodka martini} Alcohol kills listeria, right?


Damn skippy!


Get the f%!~ out of here m+!+@*~++*~*! Don't you have some a!@*~+~ slaads to dick around with?


I'm back from vacation!

I'm tanned <Points to crimson skin> and rested. They give you this back massage at the spa with scourges that is heeeeeavenly!

Mephistopheles says hi, CH.

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:

I'm back from vacation!

I'm tanned <Points to crimson skin> and rested. They give you this back massage at the spa with scourges that is heeeeeavenly!

Mephistopheles says hi, CH.

After all that happened between us all he can say for himself is "hi"? I don't know what I should expect though. It's not like he's going to apologize for giving me a fake phone number the following morning.


Are we sacrificing virgins for Halloween this year? You promised we could last year...

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:
Are we sacrificing virgins for Halloween this year? You promised we could last year...

They're so hard to find...


Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:
Are we sacrificing virgins for Halloween this year? You promised we could last year...
They're so hard to find...

Around here? Are you kidding?

Wheeeeeee!


Who the f#$# let the f!&&ing a*#@~@% bear in here?!?

Hold on a f$*~ing second, while I get the g+###~n bear-trap rifle...

Silver Crusade

Snuggle wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:
Are we sacrificing virgins for Halloween this year? You promised we could last year...
They're so hard to find...

Around here? Are you kidding?

Wheeeeeee!

Point taken.

Silver Crusade

I spent Halloween summoning a balor. That was probably a poor choice.


Celestial Healer wrote:
I spent Halloween summoning a balor. That was probably a poor choice.

That was you in the the Ye Olde Convenience Shoppe? Funny, I wouldn't expect the material components to involve a g-string.

Silver Crusade

Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I spent Halloween summoning a balor. That was probably a poor choice.
That was you in the the Ye Olde Convenience Shoppe? Funny, I wouldn't expect the material components to involve a g-string.

No, that was just my costume.

Silver Crusade

I've been inspired by the recent political season. I think we need a series of mud-slinging attack ads against the other threads. Thoughts? Advertising is probably cheap now that the elections are over.


I've got my slogan already lined up:

"Politics is stupid. Get a brain moran!"


*sparkles*


BUMP!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:

I've got my slogan already lined up:

"Politics is stupid. Get a brain moran!"

I was thinking more along the lines of...

"Celestials: We demand only 50% as many sentient sacrifices as the other guys."

Silver Crusade

This thread's been slow lately.


Celestial Healer wrote:
This thread's been slow lately.

We need to have a Bingo night.


Are you going to sacrifice another dog if we do? That farmer's getting ticked off.

Silver Crusade

Angel Fish wrote:
Are you going to sacrifice another dog if we do? That farmer's getting ticked off.

No, we're on the pig verse this time.


*Gulp*

Silver Crusade

Ginny Pig wrote:
*Gulp*

*begins inscribing a pentagram on the floor around Ginny Pig*


Celestial Healer wrote:
Ginny Pig wrote:
*Gulp*
*begins inscribing a pentagram on the floor around Ginny Pig*

Hey! I said no pentagrams! We don't need any more fiendish animals here!"

Silver Crusade

Angel Fish wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Ginny Pig wrote:
*Gulp*
*begins inscribing a pentagram on the floor around Ginny Pig*
Hey! I said no pentagrams! We don't need any more fiendish animals here!"

I just want to make the sacrifice nice and official.


I must have taken a wrong turn at Acheron.

I'll be right back after I check my map...

Silver Crusade

Ginny Pig wrote:

I must have taken a wrong turn at Acheron.

I'll be right back after I check my map...

Stay a while! Celestial Follower was just making some bacon-wrapped scallops.

Qadira

Ginny Pig wrote:

I must have taken a wrong turn at Acheron.

I'll be right back after I check my map...

Run, run quickly!!!


Why is there a pig out there building houses made of straw, wood, brick, vinyl siding, and adamantine?

Silver Crusade

Celestial Follower wrote:
Why is there a pig out there building houses made of straw, wood, brick, vinyl siding, and adamantine?

*staggers back into thread, winded*

Blow as I might, that adamantine house would not come down!


Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:
Why is there a pig out there building houses made of straw, wood, brick, vinyl siding, and adamantine?

*staggers back into thread, winded*

Blow as I might, that adamantine house would not come down!

That had better not mean something dirty.

*Sigh* I guess it's up to me. Where did we put the warhammer?

Silver Crusade

Angel Fish wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:
Why is there a pig out there building houses made of straw, wood, brick, vinyl siding, and adamantine?

*staggers back into thread, winded*

Blow as I might, that adamantine house would not come down!

That had better not mean something dirty.

*Sigh* I guess it's up to me. Where did we put the warhammer?

But... but...

You don't have opposable thumbs.


*blunders through thread following a butterfly*


Celestial Healer wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:
Why is there a pig out there building houses made of straw, wood, brick, vinyl siding, and adamantine?

*staggers back into thread, winded*

Blow as I might, that adamantine house would not come down!

That had better not mean something dirty.

*Sigh* I guess it's up to me. Where did we put the warhammer?

But... but...

You don't have opposable thumbs.

NOT. THE. POINT.


<Finishes up defensive preparations>

This thing is Celestial Follower-proof!


*Grabs warhammer and charges*
FOR THE OTHER WHITE MEAT!

Silver Crusade

That's the best part about sacrifices. Good eating!


Chants B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O

Qadira

is it warm in here to you?


Crimson Jester wrote:
is it warm in here to you?

Is it...gah!

*Runs off muttering something about pyromaniac followers*


Well, they seem to have been distracted by my sabotaging of the thermostat...

Silver Crusade

Ginny Pig wrote:

Well, they seem to have been distracted by my sabotaging of the thermostat...

I'm not distracted.

*ties ginny pig to an obsidian altar*


Excellent! He's fallen for the decoy, while I'm still in my adamantine fortress.

Won't they be surprised when the decoy explodes. Hee hee hee.

Silver Crusade

Ginny Pig wrote:

Well, they seem to have been distracted by my sabotaging of the thermostat...

I'm not distracted.

*ties ginny pig to an obsidian altar*


What the f!%&'s with the temporal flux?
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I'm a friggin' poet!


Ginny Pig wrote:

Excellent! He's fallen for the decoy, while I'm still in my adamantine fortress.

Won't they be surprised when the decoy explodes. Hee hee hee.

*Knocks at the door of the fortress*

Seafood delivery!

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