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The Thread Celestial


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Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Celestial Follower wrote:

Oof. Thanks for getting me out of the pit. I sure wish my do-it-yourself wing grafts would have taken. Anyway, I'm off to the store.

<Defenestrates self>

Be sure to get some sodas while you're out.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:

Oof. Thanks for getting me out of the pit. I sure wish my do-it-yourself wing grafts would have taken. Anyway, I'm off to the store.

<Defenestrates self>

Be sure to get some sodas while you're out.

But no Sprite! I don't want a repeat of that fiasco with the fey.

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

A newcomer!

Welcome to the Thread Celestial! Here's a pamphlet. We'd offer you refreshments, but Celestial Follower has been derelict in his responsibilities.


<crashes in thorugh a different window>

OK. I got a case of pizza rolls and a bunch of generic sodas. We've got lemon-lime, lime-lemon, lemon-avocado, avocado-lemon, lime-lime, asparagus-zucchini, pineapple-coconut, and peach.

Enjoy!

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Ooh, I'll take a pineapple-coconut! It's like we're in the tropics!


Excellent choice! I would stay away from the asparagus-zucchini soda, though.


Yeah, that s$%+ tastes like f+!*ing s##+!

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

I've never heard those words.


Aseve wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:

Oof. Thanks for getting me out of the pit. I sure wish my do-it-yourself wing grafts would have taken. Anyway, I'm off to the store.

<Defenestrates self>

Be sure to get some sodas while you're out.
But no Sprite! I don't want a repeat of that fiasco with the fey.

*Sends flying out of window*

Stupid alphabet...


Celestial Healer wrote:
I've never heard those words.

Gish you, mothergisher!

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I've never heard those words.
G~## you, motherg%^#er!

Oh now that's dirty.


The gishing fish taught me that gish.

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

No pizza rolls for him.


Speaking of which, the first batch is out of the oven!

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Celestial Follower wrote:
Speaking of which, the first batch is out of the oven!

Did you get it fixed, then? That microwave wasn't doing us any favors.


Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:
The gishing fish taught me that gish.

WHAT? I never--

Oh, right. That was the day CF made angel cake.


The Turnips need aa sauce; something caliente.

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Valegrim wrote:
The Turnips need aa sauce; something caliente.

Welcome to the Thread Celestial! *gives a pamphlet* We could always use someone with an eye for the culinary. Celestial Follower is a little lacking in that department.


Well then you can:
Boil
broil
bake
steam
grill
pan fry
deep fry
flash fry
saute
fricasse
parboil
dehydrate
rehydrate
toast
roast
or
eat em raw.

you can:
peel
chop
slice
jelliene
smash
mash
crush
half
quarter and so on
chip
shred
or leave it whole.

you can add
herbs
sauces
rubs
salts
grains
vegetables
meats
fish
dairy and dont get me started on cheese :)
legumes
nuts
seeds
berries
succulents
accents
vinegars
alchohols
mushrooms and other fungi
leaves
roots
tubers

and that is just off the very top of my horns. The trick is how much and which combination.


microwave is a dirty word!

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Valegrim wrote:
microwave is a dirty word!

Especially if you've seen the one we have around here...


Celestial Healer wrote:
Valegrim wrote:
microwave is a dirty word!
Especially if you've seen the one we have around here...

F*~# yeah. I won't even touch that f+#~ing gish.


OK. I made Julienne Turnips a L'Orange Au Jus.

Bon appetit!

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

CF, you've outdone yourself!

*tastes*

On second thought...

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Pot luck dinner this weekend?


I've never had either one, so it sounds good to me.

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Celestial Follower wrote:
I've never had either one, so it sounds good to me.

What? Pot and luck?


Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:
I've never had either one, so it sounds good to me.
What? Pot and luck?

Precisely.


Do you realize how much it hurts to fall off a cloud?

Gravity sucks!

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Celestial Follower wrote:

Do you realize how much it hurts to fall off a cloud?

Gravity sucks!

Seriously. It's the only thing that keeps me from flying.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:

Do you realize how much it hurts to fall off a cloud?

Gravity sucks!

Seriously. It's the only thing that keeps me from flying.

*Floats over CH's head*

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Mmmmm... Sushi...

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Celestial Healer wrote:
Mmmmm... Sushi...

CF! Make it happen!

Dark Archive

Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Mmmmm... Sushi...
CF! Make it happen!

{shakes off dust} How do you cook that?


OK, boss, but I've nev...erk...


*POOF*

I could have sworn I'd killed you before.

Here is some freshly prepared sushi. It's Akami...

*POOF*

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Delicious!

*takes a piece and puts another piece in Angel Fish's bowl*


Celestial Healer wrote:

Delicious!

*takes a piece and puts another piece in Angel Fish's bowl*

His waters getting filthy... cleanliness, godliness, yada-yada.

Wait-? Is that a miniature BP oil rig in his bowl?!

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Delicious!

*takes a piece and puts another piece in Angel Fish's bowl*

His waters getting filthy... cleanliness, godliness, yada-yada.

Wait-? Is that a miniature BP oil rig in his bowl?!

He's an enterprising little guy.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Thaumoctopus wrote:

His waters getting filthy... cleanliness, godliness, yada-yada.

Wait-? Is that a miniature BP oil rig in his bowl?!

He's an enterprising little guy.

Hopefully the murky water isn't an oil leak... or any other leak. {flips through Everybody Poops looking for the section about fishies}


*Phew*

He only got my left spleen. I'm a little dizzy, but I should make it.

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Celestial Follower wrote:

*Phew*

He only got my left spleen. I'm a little dizzy, but I should make it.

I thought you could spontaneously cast Cure spells.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:

*Phew*

He only got my left spleen. I'm a little dizzy, but I should make it.

I thought you could spontaneously cast Cure spells.

The last of them were used up this morning.

And somebody tell Shanky to get this oil rig out of my fishbowl before--
*Rig bursts*


F$&@&$@&$@&&$@&&$@&$@&$@&@$@$&& amp;&$@@&$$K!!!!

Now I'll get f*$~ all out of my f~~+ing stock. Here ya go, you can wipe your ass with it now.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:

*Phew*

He only got my left spleen. I'm a little dizzy, but I should make it.

I thought you could spontaneously cast Cure spells.

It turns out I accidentally ended up with a wand of Cure Light in...well...it was an accident. I don't have it anymore.

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Celestial Follower wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower wrote:

*Phew*

He only got my left spleen. I'm a little dizzy, but I should make it.

I thought you could spontaneously cast Cure spells.
It turns out I accidentally ended up with a wand of Cure Light in...well...it was an accident. I don't have it anymore.

You puzzle me, CF. That time you commanded an undead really had me thrown, too...


You mean that zombie I told to eat the heretic's brain? Or the puppy ghoul? They'll listen to anyone. I miss Tatters...

Scarab Sages

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Celestial Follower wrote:
You mean that zombie I told to eat the heretic's brain? Or the puppy ghoul? They'll listen to anyone. I miss Tatters...

Somebody call my name......?


Whoa! I didn't know I could summon undead!

Um, could you kindly gnaw on that heretic's brain.

<Points in a random direction>

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Celestial Follower wrote:

Whoa! I didn't know I could summon undead!

Um, could you kindly gnaw on that heretic's brain.

<Points in a random direction>

Are you sure you're a GOOD cleric, CF???

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