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"Sure. I'd love to dance with you."
"Then let's show the others a dance of fire and air!"
He leads her to the dance floor...| lynora-Jill |
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"Sure. I'd love to dance with you.""Then let's show the others a dance of fire and air!"
He leads her to the dance floor...
"Uh-oh," she says with a giggle. "JH told me I should stay away from combustibles in this dress." <wink>
"Oh, well, I never listen anyways. Let's get something with a nice fast beat," she calls out to the DJ.| Db3's Narrator |
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Let's get something with a nice fast beat," she calls out to the DJ.
The DJ calls back to her.
"Got one perfect for ya, but it's rock music. Here you go!"He puts a new CD on and the music begins to pour from the speakers...
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Muffy looks confused. She looks around and tries to count. No, there were definitely three of them a minute ago. Molly was dancing with that Machina fellow. And Mindy was still dancing with Lynora-Jill. She frowns trying desperately to figure it out.
"Who are you?" she asks the newcomer, confused.
"I'm Mindy, silly. That's Missy over there."
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*Glub*
Anybody got a squirrel or something to feed to me?There's plenty of turnips!
*drops one n Angel Fishs' tank & gets out flame-thrower*
Do you want your turnip boiled?
*Lighting bolt hits DXSMachina*
Get. The Turnip. Out. Of. My. Fishbowl.I got that for you...
*removes the turnip from the fishbowl. Puts a dazed halfling in its place*
Enjoy.
"Ooh, ooh! Can I play?"
holds dazed halfling by one leg, dipping him in and out of the water. chunks of turnips fly out of his mouth as he laughs.
*Hic* Thanks. Hey, 's there 'n e'il doer o'er there pr'tendin' to be a c'lest'l? Smite!
*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*More beer?
Celestial Healer
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I hope none of you are too hungover tomorrow, because that is when we are going to begin our total domination of the internet.
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I hope none of you are too hungover tomorrow, because that is when we are going to begin our total domination of the internet.
*Hic*
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"I'm Mindy, silly. That's Missy over there."Muffy looks confused. She looks around and tries to count. No, there were definitely three of them a minute ago. Molly was dancing with that Machina fellow. And Mindy was still dancing with Lynora-Jill. She frowns trying desperately to figure it out.
"Who are you?" she asks the newcomer, confused.
"Oh. Okay. I didn't realize they'd let Missy out of rehab already."
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I hope none of you are too hungover tomorrow, because that is when we are going to begin our total domination of the internet.
Muffy giggles. "But you already started that. The first step is always to start a dance club. After that everybody just keeps showing up. Besides, how are we going to get hung over. There is sooooo not enough to drink here."
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"Internet domination, huh, that world make the nymphs 'Internet Dominatrixes'. Cool or Hot, whatever."
*Carries on dancing.*
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Whoa! This turned into a rave pretty quickly. I hope no one is spiking drinks...
Wouldn't that require alcohol? We should totally call for a delivery, Mindy says cheerfully.
*pouts*Won't you come and dance with me?
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Party it up. Tomorrow... We begin.I do not think anyone is listening.
They will.
Oh they will.
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I hope none of you are too hungover tomorrow, because that is when we are going to begin our total domination of the internet.Muffy giggles. "But you already started that. The first step is always to start a dance club. After that everybody just keeps showing up. Besides, how are we going to get hung over. There is sooooo not enough to drink here."
Not with AF literally drinking like a fish anyway...
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Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.
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Not with AF literally drinking like a fish anyway...I hope none of you are too hungover tomorrow, because that is when we are going to begin our total domination of the internet.Muffy giggles. "But you already started that. The first step is always to start a dance club. After that everybody just keeps showing up. Besides, how are we going to get hung over. There is sooooo not enough to drink here."
*Hic*
Not m' fault...dey keep poorin' da drink 'n m' f'shb'l...can' help't...| Warforged Jack |
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Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.
All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse!
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Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse!
We may have to assimilate this cult.
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<Dances briefly with Mindy>
Oops, got to go. Sorry about stepping on all of your toes.
*POOF*
<seconds pass>
*POOF*
OK Boss. Here's some liquor and cocktail weenies. I could only get nachos from some Abyssal layer on short notice. The smoke seems to enhance the flavor. We've still got plenty of turnips too.
<Looks around for Mindy, who seems to be hiding>
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We may have to assimilate this cult.Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse!
Don' m'k me shm'te ya...
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Don' m'k me shm'te ya...We may have to assimilate this cult.Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse!
Cool, a talking tuna!
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Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.
I'll get pizza rolls!
*slides out of thread, slides back in a few minutes later, sliding slower under a friggin' mountain of fresh out-of-the-oven pizza rolls*
I've got all the pizza roll I could find!
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*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?
"Ooh, pretty light show."
"The angel fishy looks lonely. Should we find him demon fishy to play with?"
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Cool, a talking tuna!Don' m'k me shm'te ya...We may have to assimilate this cult.Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse!
That'sh 't...shmite!
*Lightning bolt strikes JRHM*| Angel Fish |
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*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?"Ooh, pretty light show."
"The angel fishy looks lonely. Should we find him demon fishy to play with?"
Hmm...shpout!
*Water spouts out of the fishbowl and blasts the priestess. She discovers that the water is holy*| Warforged Jack |
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Cool, a talking tuna!Don' m'k me shm'te ya...We may have to assimilate this cult.Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse!
"It's Flipper!"
"Flipper, Flipper, wonderful fish. Tastes so much better than a plain tuna dish!"
wanders off to find a fishing pole and a frying pan
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Back off the fish! We have a shortage of actual celestial beings in this cult, and we need to take what we can get.
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We may have to assimilate this cult.
"Hey! Hope there are no hard feelings about that poker game. Say, you wouldn't want to dance with me would you?" Mindy asks, trying to hide from Celestial Follower.
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*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?"Ooh, pretty light show."
"The angel fishy looks lonely. Should we find him demon fishy to play with?"
Hmm...shpout!
*Water spouts out of the fishbowl and blasts the priestess. She discovers that the water is holy*
"What a bother," ignoring (relishing in?) the pain and stripping out of her dress. "Does anyone have a towel?"
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Cool, a talking tuna!Don' m'k me shm'te ya...We may have to assimilate this cult.Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse!That'sh 't...shmite!
*Lightning bolt strikes JRHM*
*laughs at the little one volt jolt the fish gives* Man, this fish has some serious delusions.
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*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?
*Ducks Lightning Bolt*
"So Molly i think Bossman CH wants to make this more like a proper cult. I have some eyeliner and do you know where we can get some black robes?"
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Back off the fish! We have a shortage of actual celestial beings in this cult, and we need to take what we can get.
"Wow. Even the cult of that Sea-Bass-tian fella wasn't that desperate."
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"What a bother," ignoring (relishing in?) the pain and stripping out of her dress. "Does anyone have a towel?"
*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?"Ooh, pretty light show."
"The angel fishy looks lonely. Should we find him demon fishy to play with?"
Hmm...shpout!
*Water spouts out of the fishbowl and blasts the priestess. She discovers that the water is holy*
Curshesh! She'sh too powr'ful! M' onl' hope 's t' dishp'l da drunk'n'ess!
*Poof*Now...get out of the thread before I'm forced to fight dirty!
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*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?*Ducks Lightning Bolt*
"So Molly i think Bossman CH wants to make this more like a proper cult. I have some eyeliner and do you know where we can get some black robes?"
Walking straight up to DSXMachina stark naked., "I do! I do!" jumping up and down slightly
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*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?*Ducks Lightning Bolt*
"So Molly i think Bossman CH wants to make this more like a proper cult. I have some eyeliner and do you know where we can get some black robes?"
Molly giggles.
"Silly. This is a celestial cult. Black robes are for the evil guys. We're supposed to wear white and be good. But they never specify good at what," she adds with a wink.| Angel Fish |
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Walking straight up to DSXMachina stark naked., "I do! I do!" jumping up and down slightly
*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?*Ducks Lightning Bolt*
"So Molly i think Bossman CH wants to make this more like a proper cult. I have some eyeliner and do you know where we can get some black robes?"
then perhaps you should make use of that knowledge yourself!
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Walking straight up to DSXMachina stark naked., "I do! I do!" jumping up and down slightly
*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?*Ducks Lightning Bolt*
"So Molly i think Bossman CH wants to make this more like a proper cult. I have some eyeliner and do you know where we can get some black robes?"
"Then why don't you go put some on. Honestly, Missy, have you been taking those demon drugs again? I can't believe they actually let you out of rehab."
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Walking straight up to DSXMachina stark naked., "I do! I do!" jumping up and down slightly
*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?*Ducks Lightning Bolt*
"So Molly i think Bossman CH wants to make this more like a proper cult. I have some eyeliner and do you know where we can get some black robes?"
Put some clothes on before I Holy Word your ass. Nobody wants to see that - it's like Juiblex after a long bath.
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*Shiftilly not knowing where to look between the cute Nymph and the naked Priestess*
"So white robes, cool, errr, priestess can i get you one. I am sure we can get it with a good low-cut."
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FREE MUFFINS!!!!!!!
little do they know, the end is nigh, Vomit Guy's resurrection will be upon us soon! mehehehhhhh......
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FREE MUFFINS!!!!!!!
little do they know, the end is nigh, Vomit Guy's resurrection will be upon us soon! mehehehhhhh......
I sense....a terrible, elder evil about to resurface.
POODLES! WHERE ARE YOU?!*Levitates fishbowl and flies off*
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"Then why don't you go put some on. Honestly, Missy, have you been taking those demon drugs again? I can't believe they actually let you out of rehab."Walking straight up to DSXMachina stark naked., "I do! I do!" jumping up and down slightly
*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?*Ducks Lightning Bolt*
"So Molly i think Bossman CH wants to make this more like a proper cult. I have some eyeliner and do you know where we can get some black robes?"
"I'm Mindy silly." she gestures and spins, wearing a white and silver minidress with silver stiletto heels when she stops.
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"I'm Mindy silly." she gestures and spins, wearing a white and silver minidress with silver stiletto heels when she stops.
"You can't be Mindy. Mindy's over there talking to JRHM. And Muffy is trying to get Celestial Healer to dance with her. So you have to be Missy. Unless you're not really one of us at all..." she trailed off suspiciously.
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"I'm Mindy silly." she gestures and spins, wearing a white and silver minidress with silver stiletto heels when she stops.
"You can't be Mindy. Mindy's over there talking to JRHM. And Muffy is trying to get Celestial Healer to dance with her. So you have to be Missy. Unless you're not really one of us at all..." she trailed off suspiciously.
I'm back. Detect Evil! True Seeing! Anti-Magic Field! Reveal Deceiver! Banish Illusions!
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"I'm Mindy silly." she gestures and spins, wearing a white and silver minidress with silver stiletto heels when she stops.
"You can't be Mindy. Mindy's over there talking to JRHM. And Muffy is trying to get Celestial Healer to dance with her. So you have to be Missy. Unless you're not really one of us at all..." she trailed off suspiciously.
I'm back. Detect Evil! True Seeing! Anti-Magic Field! Reveal Deceiver! Banish Illusions!
Hopefully one of those will work.
Agh! You're not a nymph at all. You're that nasty priestess. Go away! You don't belong here.
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"There were fewer party poopers at the parties at the Celestial Court. Even after Stinky Hammerhand slipped X-lax into the chocolate fountain."
Warforged pours another drink
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Agh! You're not a nymph at all. You're that nasty priestess. Go away! You don't belong here.
"I'm Mindy silly." she gestures and spins, wearing a white and silver minidress with silver stiletto heels when she stops.
"You can't be Mindy. Mindy's over there talking to JRHM. And Muffy is trying to get Celestial Healer to dance with her. So you have to be Missy. Unless you're not really one of us at all..." she trailed off suspiciously.
I'm back. Detect Evil! True Seeing! Anti-Magic Field! Reveal Deceiver! Banish Illusions!
Hopefully one of those will work.
"Well, who do you want me to be?" she takes on the form of a Jack, then Hugh Jackman, then a handsome prince
"I dance very well, and it's all in fun isn't it?"
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"What a naughty priestess? Oh yes, you do look different, errr do you need a black robe then?"