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The Thread Celestial


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lynora-Jill wrote:
"Sure. I'd love to dance with you."

"Then let's show the others a dance of fire and air!"

He leads her to the dance floor...


DbJ's Human Form wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
"Sure. I'd love to dance with you."

"Then let's show the others a dance of fire and air!"

He leads her to the dance floor...

"Uh-oh," she says with a giggle. "JH told me I should stay away from combustibles in this dress." <wink>

"Oh, well, I never listen anyways. Let's get something with a nice fast beat," she calls out to the DJ.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Let's get something with a nice fast beat," she calls out to the DJ.

The DJ calls back to her.

"Got one perfect for ya, but it's rock music. Here you go!"
He puts a new CD on and the music begins to pour from the speakers...


celestial nymph wrote:

Muffy looks confused. She looks around and tries to count. No, there were definitely three of them a minute ago. Molly was dancing with that Machina fellow. And Mindy was still dancing with Lynora-Jill. She frowns trying desperately to figure it out.

"Who are you?" she asks the newcomer, confused.

They're not exactly the brightest nymphs you'll ever meet. :)

"I'm Mindy, silly. That's Missy over there."


The Hammer of Death wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:
DSXMachina wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:

*Glub*

Anybody got a squirrel or something to feed to me?

There's plenty of turnips!

*drops one n Angel Fishs' tank & gets out flame-thrower*

Do you want your turnip boiled?

*Lighting bolt hits DXSMachina*

Get. The Turnip. Out. Of. My. Fishbowl.

I got that for you...

*removes the turnip from the fishbowl. Puts a dazed halfling in its place*

Enjoy.

"Ooh, ooh! Can I play?"

holds dazed halfling by one leg, dipping him in and out of the water. chunks of turnips fly out of his mouth as he laughs.

*Hic* Thanks. Hey, 's there 'n e'il doer o'er there pr'tendin' to be a c'lest'l? Smite!

*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

I hope none of you are too hungover tomorrow, because that is when we are going to begin our total domination of the internet.


Celestial Healer wrote:
I hope none of you are too hungover tomorrow, because that is when we are going to begin our total domination of the internet.

*Hic*


Whoa! This turned into a rave pretty quickly. I hope no one is spiking drinks...


Priestess of Discord wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:

Muffy looks confused. She looks around and tries to count. No, there were definitely three of them a minute ago. Molly was dancing with that Machina fellow. And Mindy was still dancing with Lynora-Jill. She frowns trying desperately to figure it out.

"Who are you?" she asks the newcomer, confused.

They're not exactly the brightest nymphs you'll ever meet. :)

"I'm Mindy, silly. That's Missy over there."

"Oh. Okay. I didn't realize they'd let Missy out of rehab already."

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Party it up. Tomorrow... We begin.


Celestial Healer wrote:
I hope none of you are too hungover tomorrow, because that is when we are going to begin our total domination of the internet.

Muffy giggles. "But you already started that. The first step is always to start a dance club. After that everybody just keeps showing up. Besides, how are we going to get hung over. There is sooooo not enough to drink here."


"Internet domination, huh, that world make the nymphs 'Internet Dominatrixes'. Cool or Hot, whatever."

*Carries on dancing.*


Celestial Follower wrote:
Whoa! This turned into a rave pretty quickly. I hope no one is spiking drinks...

Wouldn't that require alcohol? We should totally call for a delivery, Mindy says cheerfully.

*pouts*
Won't you come and dance with me?


Celestial Healer wrote:
Party it up. Tomorrow... We begin.

I do not think anyone is listening.

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Party it up. Tomorrow... We begin.
I do not think anyone is listening.

They will.

Oh they will.


celestial nymph wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I hope none of you are too hungover tomorrow, because that is when we are going to begin our total domination of the internet.
Muffy giggles. "But you already started that. The first step is always to start a dance club. After that everybody just keeps showing up. Besides, how are we going to get hung over. There is sooooo not enough to drink here."

Not with AF literally drinking like a fish anyway...

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.


Slip and Slaad wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I hope none of you are too hungover tomorrow, because that is when we are going to begin our total domination of the internet.
Muffy giggles. "But you already started that. The first step is always to start a dance club. After that everybody just keeps showing up. Besides, how are we going to get hung over. There is sooooo not enough to drink here."
Not with AF literally drinking like a fish anyway...

*Hic*

Not m' fault...dey keep poorin' da drink 'n m' f'shb'l...can' help't...


Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.

All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse!


Warforged Jack wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.
All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse!

We may have to assimilate this cult.


<Dances briefly with Mindy>

Oops, got to go. Sorry about stepping on all of your toes.

*POOF*

<seconds pass>

*POOF*

OK Boss. Here's some liquor and cocktail weenies. I could only get nachos from some Abyssal layer on short notice. The smoke seems to enhance the flavor. We've still got plenty of turnips too.

<Looks around for Mindy, who seems to be hiding>


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Warforged Jack wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.
All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse!
We may have to assimilate this cult.

Don' m'k me shm'te ya...


Angel Fish wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Warforged Jack wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.
All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse!
We may have to assimilate this cult.
Don' m'k me shm'te ya...

Cool, a talking tuna!


Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.

I'll get pizza rolls!

*slides out of thread, slides back in a few minutes later, sliding slower under a friggin' mountain of fresh out-of-the-oven pizza rolls*

I've got all the pizza roll I could find!


Angel Fish wrote:


*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?

"Ooh, pretty light show."

"The angel fishy looks lonely. Should we find him demon fishy to play with?"


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Warforged Jack wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.
All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse!
We may have to assimilate this cult.
Don' m'k me shm'te ya...
Cool, a talking tuna!

That'sh 't...shmite!

*Lightning bolt strikes JRHM*


Priestess of Discord wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:


*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?

"Ooh, pretty light show."

"The angel fishy looks lonely. Should we find him demon fishy to play with?"

Hmm...shpout!

*Water spouts out of the fishbowl and blasts the priestess. She discovers that the water is holy*


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Warforged Jack wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.
All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse!
We may have to assimilate this cult.
Don' m'k me shm'te ya...
Cool, a talking tuna!

"It's Flipper!"

"Flipper, Flipper, wonderful fish. Tastes so much better than a plain tuna dish!"

wanders off to find a fishing pole and a frying pan

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Back off the fish! We have a shortage of actual celestial beings in this cult, and we need to take what we can get.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:


We may have to assimilate this cult.

"Hey! Hope there are no hard feelings about that poker game. Say, you wouldn't want to dance with me would you?" Mindy asks, trying to hide from Celestial Follower.


Angel Fish wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:


*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?

"Ooh, pretty light show."

"The angel fishy looks lonely. Should we find him demon fishy to play with?"

Hmm...shpout!

*Water spouts out of the fishbowl and blasts the priestess. She discovers that the water is holy*

"What a bother," ignoring (relishing in?) the pain and stripping out of her dress. "Does anyone have a towel?"


Angel Fish wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Warforged Jack wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Celestial Follower! Get some more liquor. And maybe some nachos and cocktail weenies. I'll never attract a big cult without liquor, nachos, and cocktail weenies.
All right! Almost like the Jack's Clubhouse!
We may have to assimilate this cult.
Don' m'k me shm'te ya...
Cool, a talking tuna!

That'sh 't...shmite!

*Lightning bolt strikes JRHM*

*laughs at the little one volt jolt the fish gives* Man, this fish has some serious delusions.


Angel Fish wrote:


*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?

*Ducks Lightning Bolt*

"So Molly i think Bossman CH wants to make this more like a proper cult. I have some eyeliner and do you know where we can get some black robes?"


Celestial Healer wrote:
Back off the fish! We have a shortage of actual celestial beings in this cult, and we need to take what we can get.

"Wow. Even the cult of that Sea-Bass-tian fella wasn't that desperate."


Priestess of Discord wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:


*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?

"Ooh, pretty light show."

"The angel fishy looks lonely. Should we find him demon fishy to play with?"

Hmm...shpout!

*Water spouts out of the fishbowl and blasts the priestess. She discovers that the water is holy*
"What a bother," ignoring (relishing in?) the pain and stripping out of her dress. "Does anyone have a towel?"

Curshesh! She'sh too powr'ful! M' onl' hope 's t' dishp'l da drunk'n'ess!

*Poof*
Now...get out of the thread before I'm forced to fight dirty!


DSXMachina wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:


*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?

*Ducks Lightning Bolt*

"So Molly i think Bossman CH wants to make this more like a proper cult. I have some eyeliner and do you know where we can get some black robes?"

Walking straight up to DSXMachina stark naked., "I do! I do!" jumping up and down slightly


DSXMachina wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:


*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?

*Ducks Lightning Bolt*

"So Molly i think Bossman CH wants to make this more like a proper cult. I have some eyeliner and do you know where we can get some black robes?"

Molly giggles.

"Silly. This is a celestial cult. Black robes are for the evil guys. We're supposed to wear white and be good. But they never specify good at what," she adds with a wink.


Priestess of Discord wrote:
DSXMachina wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:


*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?

*Ducks Lightning Bolt*

"So Molly i think Bossman CH wants to make this more like a proper cult. I have some eyeliner and do you know where we can get some black robes?"

Walking straight up to DSXMachina stark naked., "I do! I do!" jumping up and down slightly

then perhaps you should make use of that knowledge yourself!


Priestess of Discord wrote:
DSXMachina wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:


*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?

*Ducks Lightning Bolt*

"So Molly i think Bossman CH wants to make this more like a proper cult. I have some eyeliner and do you know where we can get some black robes?"

Walking straight up to DSXMachina stark naked., "I do! I do!" jumping up and down slightly

"Then why don't you go put some on. Honestly, Missy, have you been taking those demon drugs again? I can't believe they actually let you out of rehab."

Silver Crusade Star Voter 2013

Priestess of Discord wrote:
DSXMachina wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:


*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?

*Ducks Lightning Bolt*

"So Molly i think Bossman CH wants to make this more like a proper cult. I have some eyeliner and do you know where we can get some black robes?"

Walking straight up to DSXMachina stark naked., "I do! I do!" jumping up and down slightly

Put some clothes on before I Holy Word your ass. Nobody wants to see that - it's like Juiblex after a long bath.


*Shiftilly not knowing where to look between the cute Nymph and the naked Priestess*

"So white robes, cool, errr, priestess can i get you one. I am sure we can get it with a good low-cut."


FREE MUFFINS!!!!!!!

little do they know, the end is nigh, Vomit Guy's resurrection will be upon us soon! mehehehhhhh......


Azhagal wrote:

FREE MUFFINS!!!!!!!

little do they know, the end is nigh, Vomit Guy's resurrection will be upon us soon! mehehehhhhh......

I sense....a terrible, elder evil about to resurface.

POODLES! WHERE ARE YOU?!
*Levitates fishbowl and flies off*


celestial nymph wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
DSXMachina wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:


*Lightning bolt of holy energy hits Priestess of Discord*
More beer?

*Ducks Lightning Bolt*

"So Molly i think Bossman CH wants to make this more like a proper cult. I have some eyeliner and do you know where we can get some black robes?"

Walking straight up to DSXMachina stark naked., "I do! I do!" jumping up and down slightly
"Then why don't you go put some on. Honestly, Missy, have you been taking those demon drugs again? I can't believe they actually let you out of rehab."

"I'm Mindy silly." she gestures and spins, wearing a white and silver minidress with silver stiletto heels when she stops.


Priestess of Discord wrote:


"I'm Mindy silly." she gestures and spins, wearing a white and silver minidress with silver stiletto heels when she stops.

"You can't be Mindy. Mindy's over there talking to JRHM. And Muffy is trying to get Celestial Healer to dance with her. So you have to be Missy. Unless you're not really one of us at all..." she trailed off suspiciously.

Molly is the brains of this outfit. Still not so bright, but a shining star compared to her sisters.:)


celestial nymph wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:


"I'm Mindy silly." she gestures and spins, wearing a white and silver minidress with silver stiletto heels when she stops.

"You can't be Mindy. Mindy's over there talking to JRHM. And Muffy is trying to get Celestial Healer to dance with her. So you have to be Missy. Unless you're not really one of us at all..." she trailed off suspiciously.

Molly is the brains of this outfit. Still not so bright, but a shining star compared to her sisters.:)

I'm back. Detect Evil! True Seeing! Anti-Magic Field! Reveal Deceiver! Banish Illusions!

Hopefully one of those will work.


Angel Fish wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:


"I'm Mindy silly." she gestures and spins, wearing a white and silver minidress with silver stiletto heels when she stops.

"You can't be Mindy. Mindy's over there talking to JRHM. And Muffy is trying to get Celestial Healer to dance with her. So you have to be Missy. Unless you're not really one of us at all..." she trailed off suspiciously.

Molly is the brains of this outfit. Still not so bright, but a shining star compared to her sisters.:)

I'm back. Detect Evil! True Seeing! Anti-Magic Field! Reveal Deceiver! Banish Illusions!

Hopefully one of those will work.

Agh! You're not a nymph at all. You're that nasty priestess. Go away! You don't belong here.


"There were fewer party poopers at the parties at the Celestial Court. Even after Stinky Hammerhand slipped X-lax into the chocolate fountain."

Warforged pours another drink


celestial nymph wrote:
Angel Fish wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:


"I'm Mindy silly." she gestures and spins, wearing a white and silver minidress with silver stiletto heels when she stops.

"You can't be Mindy. Mindy's over there talking to JRHM. And Muffy is trying to get Celestial Healer to dance with her. So you have to be Missy. Unless you're not really one of us at all..." she trailed off suspiciously.

Molly is the brains of this outfit. Still not so bright, but a shining star compared to her sisters.:)

I'm back. Detect Evil! True Seeing! Anti-Magic Field! Reveal Deceiver! Banish Illusions!

Hopefully one of those will work.
Agh! You're not a nymph at all. You're that nasty priestess. Go away! You don't belong here.

"Well, who do you want me to be?" she takes on the form of a Jack, then Hugh Jackman, then a handsome prince

"I dance very well, and it's all in fun isn't it?"


"What a naughty priestess? Oh yes, you do look different, errr do you need a black robe then?"

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