Aww, I think Angel Fish is upset because he doesn't have hair.
How insensitive of us.
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Touche.I was thinking of this one.Wasn't that a movie with Tom Hanks?I played in the Angels vs. Demons Rugby match. We won 777-666!
Yep, the one where Tom Hanks' hair was the main demon! It was pretty f!%@ing scary...pardon my Infernal.
So was I...look at that hair. CREEPY!
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You know for a comedic actor Hanks has not done a lot of comedies lately
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Tom Hanks was never very funny anyway.
touche'
But he was that crossdresser in that one comedy tv series.
I think we've got a box of pancakes right here!
<Opens up a box with the "Up" arrow pointing down and labeled "Caution, Flumphs!">
ooooh pancakes!
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I have something to share with all of you.
I have been so moved by the apology of the mortal known as Tiger Woods that I have prepared an apology of my own.
First, allow me to express my heartfelt regret that I left the milk out on the counter. That was deeply inconsiderate of me, and disrespectful to my fans. In particular, when Angel Fish took a sip and then spit it out and I started laughing - that was beneath the expectations that I have set for myself.
Second, I'm sorry I left the toilet seat up last Wednesday. In particular, I apologize to Celestial Follower, as I know that his condition requires him to use the lavatory in a seated position. I can only hope that time will restore the trust that you all once placed in me.
Lastly, you should all know that last Friday I grew unnecessarily impatient with Celestial Follower's snack preparations and ordered a pizza. I neglected to tip the delivery man, which is mightily cheap of me. Recognizing my omission, I sought him out to make amends, but one thing led to another, and I slew him in the name of Asmodeus and animated his corpse to do my unholy bidding. I realize that this is not living up to the faith so many of you have placed in me. I especially apologize to the parents of young children who have used me as a rolemodel and now have to explain to their children that dark necromancy is not acceptable behavior.
I hope that we can all put this behind us and get on with our important work of proselytizing and playing board games.
Hmmm, well, I don't need this golf club anymore.
Pizza rolls, anyone?
I brought in a body language expert to analyze Celestial Healer's non-verbal communication during his apology post. She noted that his posture, gestures, and expressions did not at all fit the statements he was making. He looked more like a robot than an angel during the post, leading the expert to conclude that his apology was not at all sincere.
Later, I be bringing on a panel of experts and common people off the street to get their perspectives of Celestial Healer's apology. What are people making of this? Is this just another attempt to manipulate the public for the sake of his endorsements?
WAH wah wah-wah WAH wah...
...Lastly, you should all know that last Friday I grew unnecessarily impatient with Celestial Follower's snack preparations and ordered a pizza. I neglected to tip the delivery man, which is mightily cheap of me. Recognizing my omission, I sought him out to make amends, but one thing led to another, and I slew him in the name of Asmodeus and animated his corpse to do my unholy bidding...
{staggers aimlessly, keeps bumping into door} Mrhhh?! Mmmm uhhhh urmmmm
PPS Bwainsssss... {drools, gnaws on coffee table}
Damn, CH! You turned the pizza guy into a zombie and changed his gender!
I'll have to make sure I get you a good Celestia Day present.
Damn, CH! You turned the pizza guy into a zombie and changed his gender!
I'll have to make sure I get you a good Celestia Day present.
{stares at Celestial Follower's head, drools}
Hey, I already apologized once!Damn, CH! You turned the pizza guy into a zombie and changed his gender!
I'll have to make sure I get you a good Celestia Day present.
{licks the back of Celestial Healer's head} Mmmmmmmm!
{stares at Celestial Follower's head, drools}Damn, CH! You turned the pizza guy into a zombie and changed his gender!
I'll have to make sure I get you a good Celestia Day present.
I can assure you, you'll get more out of these pizza rolls.
<Holds tray out>
{licks the back of Celestial Healer's head} Mmmmmmmm!ACK!
*casts Heal on the zombie*
{does St. Vitus dance for a bit, then smiles} Urhm! {points to "I 'Heart' Orcus" tattoo}
{wanders over to potted plant in the corner, starts arguing with it}
They all floated away, boss! :(
This place is no fun.
The last time I played Boggle I lost so badly that I locked myself in my room and cut myself with the applicator from my black nail polish.
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The last time I played Boggle I lost so badly that I locked myself in my room and cut myself with the applicator from my black nail polish.
Oh it'll be fun!
*shakes Boggle cubes*
*looks at them arrayed in the tray*
GAAHHHHHHHHHH! One of them was showing a Symbol of Pain!
Dammit, Follower! Why do you keep doing things like that?!
Guys, the monthly Evil Purge is coming up. Just so you guys don't claim I never warned you earlier.
Guys, the monthly Evil Purge is coming up. Just so you guys don't claim I never warned you earlier.Do apologies help?
Nope. There better not be anything evil here when the Evil Purge happens.
down with evil!
so... what happens if we do find any evil?
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...we purge it. I've been looking forward to this all month.
Is my throw rug with the pentagram on it gonna get purged?
Do I count as evil?
Do I count as evil?We're not big on chaos either.
Awww, come on! I just want to have some fun. What's wrong with that?
Huzzah! Party!!!
Huzzah! Party!!!
{wanders aimlessly with tray of deviled slaadi eggs and Grey Ghost martinis}
Good thing I summoned the horde of demons, by accident, last week.
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so how are we going to purge said evil? burn them at the stake? behead? crusify? burning crusifiction?....(countless other excecution methords)
Smiting them with pure energies, of course.