<Comes out of the bedroom with robes off>
Huh, what's going on?
<Idly scratches butt>
....look, just don't show it to anybody. I'll be the laughingstock of Heaven if this ever gets out.
....look, just don't show it to anybody. I'll be the laughingstock of Heaven if this ever gets out.
Not a soul. *wink*
And how about some clothing? You need to stop taking dares from the Jacks.
And how about some clothing? You need to stop taking dares from the Jacks.
<Looks down. Blushes>
Oh. I'll be right back.
<Yells from the room>
There's a Pat Benatar CD by the stereo! Can someone put that on?
He seems to be in hiding. Don't worry, I've plenty of spitting cobras that I can use to capture him.
I'm still available...
*just... stares.*
Now I have seen everything. A celestial kidnapping...
Walks into the thread and begins coating the celestials with a thick layer of Hot n' Spicy Nacho Cheese,
Eggs several followers,
Then he turns and leaves through a dimension door.
*Groan*
First of all, chloroform does not work on plants.
Second, let him go. If he wants to do the tree, he does it freely.
Third, Slaad, the only followers here are me, the eel, and CF. That's not much of a surprise.
*Groan*
First of all, chloroform does not work on plants.
Second, let him go. If he wants to do the tree, he does it freely.
Third, Slaad, the only followers here are me, the eel, and CF. That's not much of a surprise.
Oh. Can someone help me up?
*Groan*
First of all, chloroform does not work on plants.
Second, let him go. If he wants to do the tree, he does it freely.
Third, Slaad, the only followers here are me, the eel, and CF. That's not much of a surprise.Oh. Can someone help me up?
What the--CH, you're supposed to stand him right side up, not sideways!
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What the--CH, you're supposed to stand him right side up, not sideways!*Groan*
First of all, chloroform does not work on plants.
Second, let him go. If he wants to do the tree, he does it freely.
Third, Slaad, the only followers here are me, the eel, and CF. That's not much of a surprise.Oh. Can someone help me up?
I figured he would be easier to decorate that way...
*stands Leaf Ericson upright*
And I have other followers! What about Celestial Thaumoctopus?
<Breathing heavily>
I tried to exorcise the slaads, but the leeches...they do nothing!
What the--CH, you're supposed to stand him right side up, not sideways!*Groan*
First of all, chloroform does not work on plants.
Second, let him go. If he wants to do the tree, he does it freely.
Third, Slaad, the only followers here are me, the eel, and CF. That's not much of a surprise.Oh. Can someone help me up?
I figured he would be easier to decorate that way...
*stands Leaf Ericson upright*
And I have other followers! What about Celestial Thaumoctopus?
Sadly for the slaadi, their eggs only work on humanoids. That's what d21 says. None of us are in any dager.
In fact, the slaadi are incapable of targeting us, since we exist in PF and they seem to exist only in D&D.
<Breathing heavily>
I tried to exorcise the slaads, but the leeches...they do nothing!
What I said goes both ways. It's not the leeches' fault.
So please, stop banging them against the table.
Sadly for the slaadi, their eggs only work on humanoids. That's what d21 says. None of us are in any dager.
In fact, the slaadi are incapable of targeting us, since we exist in PF and they seem to exist only in D&D.
Except for the work of some of the player base that love us, for some inexplicable reason, and converted slaadi for their own games! We are truly chaotic as we exist in some realms and not in others ... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
<breaks out a correction pen and modifies the slaadi potential victims list to include fish and cobra and leech spewing celestials>
Sadly for the slaadi, their eggs only work on humanoids. That's what d21 says. None of us are in any dager.
In fact, the slaadi are incapable of targeting us, since we exist in PF and they seem to exist only in D&D.Except for the work of some of the player base that love us, for some inexplicable reason, and converted slaadi for their own games! We are truly chaotic as we exist in some realms and not in others ... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
<breaks out a correction pen and modifies the slaadi potential victims list to include fish and cobra and leech spewing celestials>
He doesn't spew them.
And you realize that I can just cure any eggs you infect these guys with?
How could I fit them in my mouth? And have you ever tasted a cobra? I can assure you they don't bathe.
What the--CH, you're supposed to stand him right side up, not sideways!Oh. Can someone help me up?
I figured he would be easier to decorate that way...
*stands Leaf Ericson upright*
And I have other followers! What about Celestial Thaumoctopus?
Leafy seems to lean naturally. He must have picked up the Riker template somewhere.
Slaadi eggs are tasty, especially on toast points and with a flute of Cava or Prosecco.
<Sticks out arms and other various branches>
I'm ready to be...
<Sticks out arms and other various branches>
I'm ready to be...
{wraps him in popcorn strings}
{fails WILL save, nibbles on some of the popcorn}
How could I fit them in my mouth? And have you ever tasted a cobra? I can assure you they don't bathe.
I just want to be the first to say that sound pornographic and soooooo wrong.
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<Sticks out arms and other various branches>
I'm ready to be...
{wraps him in popcorn strings}
(1d20+6)-2) {fails WILL save, nibbles on some of the popcorn}
*sprinkles Leaf Ericson with holy water*
Hmm. Looks pretty much the same.
We need some real decorations. CF! Can you get some tinsel, bulbs, and lights?
<Pulls several boxes down from the attic>
Here we go! Hmmm...the tinsel looks like it got the mange, half the ornaments look like they've melted (must've been that demonic incursion earlier this year), and only every 66th light works.
I think we need to buy some new decorations.
So, uh, how much do you weigh?
I've got a bad bark.
Can't we just get an aluminum tree this year?
Especially since we've already got this uranium tree.
It glows all by itself.
It's a good thing celestials are already sterile.Especially since we've already got this uranium tree.
It glows all by itself.
Excuse me? Us half-celestials come from somewhere hon. ;)
Excuse me? Us half-celestials come from somewhere hon. ;)It's a good thing celestials are already sterile.Especially since we've already got this uranium tree.
It glows all by itself.
Oh.
I guess it's just me then.
Didn't you get a vasectomy after your 204th child? You can reverse it, you know.
Especially since we've already got this uranium tree.
It glows all by itself.
*Groan*
*Groan*Especially since we've already got this uranium tree.
It glows all by itself.
I swear this one wasn't mine. I'm honestly curious where he got that....
ChernobleHmm. Which layer of Celestia is that on?
Um, Promethium?
So, has anybody noticed that Angel Fish has legs now?