Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: Macaroni Slaad wrote: Now why did someone go and bring alignment into this thread? Of which four? Good, Neutral, Evil, or zucchini? I thought the alignments were Front, Back, Chaotic and zucchini?
Macaroni Slaad wrote: Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: Macaroni Slaad wrote: Now why did someone go and bring alignment into this thread? Of which four? Good, Neutral, Evil, or zucchini? I thought the alignments were Front, Back, Chaotic and zucchini? Odd, chaotic-ly odd at that. I thought it was Chaotic, Up, Down, and Cucumber in that progression.
Darth Knight wrote: Breaks out frying pan. grabs olive oil and the sliced zucchini
We just need a little off the top.
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: Macaroni Slaad wrote: Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: Macaroni Slaad wrote: Now why did someone go and bring alignment into this thread? Of which four? Good, Neutral, Evil, or zucchini? I thought the alignments were Front, Back, Chaotic and zucchini? Odd, chaotic-ly odd at that. I thought it was Chaotic, Up, Down, and Cucumber in that progression. Wait... I thought the four alignments were Up, Down, Strange, Charm, Bottom, Top, and Chocolate.
{goes back to calculating the Higgs Bosom}
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Ambrosia Slaad wrote: Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: Macaroni Slaad wrote: Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: Macaroni Slaad wrote: Now why did someone go and bring alignment into this thread? Of which four? Good, Neutral, Evil, or zucchini? I thought the alignments were Front, Back, Chaotic and zucchini? Odd, chaotic-ly odd at that. I thought it was Chaotic, Up, Down, and Cucumber in that progression. Wait... I thought the four alignments were Up, Down, Strange, Charm, Bottom, Top, and Chocolate.
{goes back to calculating the Higgs Bosom} No, those are the spheres of Priest spells in 2e.
Why are you all forgetting Front and Back?
SHAHZAMO! See no trademark copyright infringement.
Macaroni Slaad wrote: Why are you all forgetting Front and Back? I never forget the front and back, but my left and right sides are entirely different matters.
Tuna Fish Slaad wrote: Macaroni Slaad wrote: Why are you all forgetting Front and Back? I never forget the front and back, but my left and right sides are entirely different matters. That's interesting because, looking at you, I can't tell what's the back and what's the front.
Chef's Slaad wrote: Gator soup anyone?
Oh waiter, there's a toupee in my soup.
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: Plastic bottle. *bzzt* oh, I'm sorry but the answer we were looking for was arsenic. But thanks for playing.
Arsenic? Where's the old lace?
What game did you play him in? Did you win?
Macaroni Slaad wrote: Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: Plastic bottle. *bzzt* oh, I'm sorry but the answer we were looking for was arsenic. But thanks for playing. I can't wait to see my consolation prize.
Excepts a bottle of arsenic
Haven't done this in a while: "GO TEAM CHAOS!"
Subzi masala, so scandalous!
*looks through gardening catalog*
MY GOODNESS THESE ARE NOT EVEN WEARING WET SARI!
Aligator Handbag!
Get yer Alligator Handbags right here.
Lowest price this side of the Abyss
Get yer Aligator Handbags!
Guaranteed theft proof!
Well, my intrepid reporting has uncovered the truth to one of the Ultimate Questions to Plague Comic Fandom... yes, Virginia, Batman is clearly Chaotic Evil in alignment.
...Sanity-destroying Chaotic Evil. Iä! Iä! Adam West Fhtagn!
Chef's Slaad wrote: Aligator Handbag!
Get yer Alligator Handbags right here.
Lowest price this side of the Abyss
Get yer Aligator Handbags!
Guaranteed theft proof!
YIKES! Or was that SEKIY!
Cartwheels through the thread in circles with bolts of lightning arcing off his frame
I'm charged positively.
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: Cartwheels through the thread in circles with bolts of lightning arcing off his frame
I'm charged positively.
Are you... sure?
Tossed Slaad wrote: Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: Cartwheels through the thread in circles with bolts of lightning arcing off his frame
I'm charged positively. Are you... sure? I can power the city of Chicago then put into darkness. The riots, what fun, what chaos.
continues to cartwheel throughout the thread
Potato Slaad wrote: I was sure once...... Hands Potato Slaad a deodorant bar labeled Doubt
If you're not sure, never be in doubt....
Green Bean Slaad wrote: Potato Slaad wrote: I was sure once...... Hands Potato Slaad a deodorant bar labeled Doubt
If you're not sure, never be in doubt.... I was in Doubt once. By mistake, I took a left at Albuquerque.
Mmm, asparagus.
Better drink my own piss.
Ambrosia Slaad wrote: Green Bean Slaad wrote: Potato Slaad wrote: I was sure once...... Hands Potato Slaad a deodorant bar labeled Doubt
If you're not sure, never be in doubt.... I was in Doubt once. By mistake, I took a left at Albuquerque. Did you run into a wascally wabbit?
Ignore the false rabbit, I'm the one you want.
I ain't no rabbit. I'm a wabbit. Big difference. We wabbits are way more funny, and better at killing kobolds.
Besides, I was here first. Neener! Neener! Neener!
Satan sees laws, and laws are being opposite of chaos!
How to fighting? Yonic invasion and kukri!
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