Chef's Slaad wrote: Going down to Florida to egg Burt Reynolds. Who's with me? Just beware his toupee. It's at least +2 CRD tougher than he is.
Potato Slaad wrote: I'll go, as long as we can stop off at someplace that serves Fried Alligator. Remember to choose a young gator over a bigger older one. Older tail is often tougher and less juicy; you want to get some young tail.
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Ambrosia Slaad wrote: ... you want to get some young tail. I believe that bit of advice is applicable in several situations.
Macaroni Slaad wrote: PBR Pre Budget Report?
Policy Based Routing?
Puffing Billy Railway (Melbourne)?
Professional Bull Riders?
So, uhm, things got out of hand.
Long story short, I got Reynolds in the trunk of my car.
What should I do now?
Chef's Slaad wrote: So, uhm, things got out of hand.
Long story short, I got Reynolds in the trunk of my car.
What should I do now?
Dump the car in the swamp. Leave him in the trunk.
Insalata di Frutti di Mare wrote: Macaroni Slaad wrote: PBR Pre Budget Report?
Policy Based Routing?
Puffing Billy Railway (Melbourne)?
Professional Bull Riders?
Whatever is most chaotic at the time.
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Chef's Slaad wrote: So, uhm, things got out of hand.
Long story short, I got Reynolds in the trunk of my car.
What should I do now?
I believe a better question is what shouldn't you do? With the answer being "quartz".
Mater Slaad wrote: Ambrosia Slaad wrote: ... you want to get some young tail. I believe that bit of advice is applicable in several situations. D'oh! How did I fail to see the innuendo potential in that?!
Macaroni Slaad wrote: Insalata di Frutti di Mare wrote: Macaroni Slaad wrote: PBR Pre Budget Report?
Policy Based Routing?
Puffing Billy Railway (Melbourne)?
Professional Bull Riders?
Whatever is most chaotic at the time. Potato!
Macaroni Slaad wrote: Chef's Slaad wrote: So, uhm, things got out of hand.
Long story short, I got Reynolds in the trunk of my car.
What should I do now?
I believe a better question is what shouldn't you do? With the answer being "quartz". Pretend Reynolds is an oversized garden gnome... pose & photograph him in strange and compromising locations?
Channel the spirit of Captain Chaos and drive him in a 1-car road race across the US?
Fruit Slaad wrote: Achos! Gesundheit
Fruit Slaad wrote: Achos! Hey, you look like myself...
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: Fruit Slaad wrote: Achos! Hey, you look like myself... I looked like you before you looked like me!
I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD!!!!
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Fruit Slaad wrote: Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: Fruit Slaad wrote: Achos! Hey, you look like myself... I looked like you before you looked like me! Two slaad look-a-likes. Double the chaos, double the fun. Two eggings are better than none.
I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD! wrote: I HAVE STICKS THROUGH MY HEAD!!!! Naps off a stick and picks teeth with it
Mmmmmm, plaque....
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: Fruit Slaad wrote: Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: Fruit Slaad wrote: Achos! Hey, you look like myself... I looked like you before you looked like me! Two slaad look-a-likes. Double the chaos, double the fun. Two eggings are better than none. But now I'm not a beautiful flower!
Potato Slaad wrote: runs with scissors runs with a running power saw
Twister anyone, with sharp instruments? We could impale each other.
Fruit Slaad wrote: Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: Fruit Slaad wrote: Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: Fruit Slaad wrote: Achos! Hey, you look like myself... I looked like you before you looked like me! Two slaad look-a-likes. Double the chaos, double the fun. Two eggings are better than none. But now I'm not a beautiful flower! Duh.
You guys are weird, but cute. Teehee.
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: Potato Slaad wrote: runs with scissors runs with a running power saw
Twister anyone, with sharp instruments? We could impale each other. *runs with a leaf blower*
Tossed Slaad wrote: Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: Potato Slaad wrote: runs with scissors runs with a running power saw
Twister anyone, with sharp instruments? We could impale each other. *runs with a leaf blower* <Runs through with a pointy stick.>
Potato Slaad wrote: Frog Legs! Whoze you callin a frog? Iz Slaad you igno... You ignur... you stupid person.
Chef's Slaad wrote: Potato Slaad wrote: Frog Legs! Whoze you callin a frog? Iz Slaad you igno... You ignur... you stupid person.
Cane Toad legs then?
Do lizards even have those?
Potato Slaad wrote: Do lizards even have those? That's what she said!
Tossed Slaad wrote: Potato Slaad wrote: Do lizards even have those? That's what she said! Then I egged her.
Egging people?
Better drink my own piss.
Bugbear Grillz wrote: Egging people?
Better drink my own piss.
Gonna share that bottle with us?
*Pees in Spicy Nacho's mouth*
Somewhere, this thread turned chaotic evil.
Please to being not sprinkles in others mouths.
Placing instead coiled ribbons of onion relative.
Then they are springing of leeks.
DANCE SEQUENCE
Ku Kachumber Slaad wrote: Please to being not sprinkles in others mouths.
Placing instead coiled ribbons of onion relative.
Then they are springing of leeks.
DANCE SEQUENCE
With my thirst unquenched and that dance sequence, I have suddenly lost my chaotic mind.
WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Pees in Bugbear Grillz's mouth with a special somwthing
Eggs Darth Tyler Do'urden
Now why did someone go and bring alignment into this thread?
Macaroni Slaad wrote: Now why did someone go and bring alignment into this thread? Of which four? Good, Neutral, Evil, or zucchini?
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