SPOON!!!!
COCKROACH!!!!
THIMBLE!
Sasparilla. Yeeesssss.
Suitcase!
Syntax Sidewinder Sunset Saratoga!
Nihongo wa wakarimasu!
In the criminal injustice system, there are two separate but unequally important groups: the slaadi who implant spawn, and the proteans who persecute the orderly. These are their stories.
DUN DUN
In reruns too. No, that would be too lawful.
In reruns too. No, that would be too lawful.
We rerun them, but shuffle the scenes in a random order, including mixing various episodes.
That is the slaadi thing to do.
I like to start the episodes at the Bork and the work my way to the Snork.
But then you miss out on the Thurd. Which was the best episode, yeeesssss. They actually got a live keketar chorus for the chase scene.
tapdances
A functioning contradiction is the best form of chaos. And Potato Slaad please continue. Your shuffling feet is best described as..,
...therapy with an egging.
<Teleports into thread, firing lasers at a random slaad, disintegrating it and turning it into a pile of cheese dust>
*throws cheese dust like confetti*
D0R1T0 is pleased you like the flavor dust...
I prefer to be ranch flavored.
Recalibrating...
I'm Spicy Nacho Slaad and I don't need sharks with frickin' lasers to keep it hot and dusty.
Unit D0R1T0 firing (ranch) flavor lasers...
I'm Spicy Nacho Slaad and I don't need sharks with frickin' lasers to keep it hot and dusty.
On the contrary, you are a pigeon. A pigeon who is about to carry my spawn.
*eggs BP*
Maybe SNS just decided today was Avian Day. We have alternate form for a reason, my jostled acquaintance.
Could be. I've been tossed too many times to know the difference.
<Fires lasers at another random slaad, disintegrating it, and turning it into a pile of ranchy cheese dust>
*eggs D0R1T0*
Does that work on modrons? We will see.
*eats some ranchy cheese dust*
Ranch is awesome.
*throws some ranch dust in the air*
WEEEEE!
I'm Spicy Nacho Slaad and I don't need sharks with frickin' lasers to keep it hot and dusty.On the contrary, you are a pigeon. A pigeon who is about to carry my spawn.
*eggs BP*
Geez, thank you for that wonderful egging. It serves me right for not wearing my slaad costume.
When in doubt Slaad it up!
Slaadi and gentlexaositects.... Our candidate has entered the fray, yeeessss.
Slaad it up in an election year. Ooooo, the chaos. You would agree?
D0R1T0 is unexpectedly happy.
<Fires flavor lasers into the "sky">
Hey! Watch where you shoot those things. I am a messenger pigeon for the USPS after all.
Pew! Pew! Pew!
{Laughs} "You have no power here D0R1T0 the Orange." [/Théoden] My +2 Pringles lamellar armor easily withstands your puny attacks.
{brandishes bag of Bugles} Begone, else I shall use these corn snack cones of Valhalla to summon a horde of Slaadi vikings!
Is it Viking season already? I was hoping to get a chance to go Jormungandr fishing before the game commission opened the floodgates, yeeessss.
Is it Viking season already? I was hoping to get a chance to go Jormungandr fishing before the game commission opened the floodgates, yeeessss.
Can you "egg" a Norwegian fish? Will it be chaotic too?
Even better, if you egg them while they are bound upstream they carry it back to their spawning pools.
If a fish falls in the forest, does the dish run away with the toaster?
Only if he unplugs it and hop into a red wagon.
And then rolls down a hill, launches off a cliff and succeeds in missing when throwing himself at the ground.
I think I lost that metaphor somewhere in the middle there.
I don't think he'll be breathing by then, but that's his problem, not mine.
* Days of quiet unsettling law. Oh where, oh where did my chaos go? Who must I egg?
I fought the law and forgot the rest of the words to this song.
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{sings (badly) "Springtime for Chaos":}
Don't be lawful, be a smarty,
Come and join the Slaadi party!
{munches leftover walnuts}
*munches leftover leftover walnuts*
*just munches leftover walnuts chaoticly*
*unpops corn*
I love threads of doom and destruction.