I shaved for half damage.I shaved once....just once, was it a chaotic shave?
I shaved for half damage.I shaved once....just once, was it a chaotic shave?
I once heard that Jesus shaves and the rest of us take damage.
I once heard that Jesus shaves and the rest of us take damage.I shaved for half damage.I shaved once....just once, was it a chaotic shave?
That was holy of him,wasn't it?
Hey bhabi hey bhabi hey
Slaad say, slaad say,
Hey bhabi hey bhabi hey
Hey bhabi hey bhabi hey
Slaad say, slaad say,
Hey bhabi hey bhabi hey
Bumps head into wall, repeatedly, if needed
Mmmmmm......kangaroo steaks.
Someone once told me that McDonalds hamburgers were made from kangaroo meat.
Someone once told me that McDonalds hamburgers were made from kangaroo meat.
Nope. Think "more legs".
Someone once told me that McDonalds hamburgers were made from kangaroo meat.Nope. Think "more legs".
Poodles?! Hmmm, now I kinda gotta hankering for a Big Macoodle.
Someone once told me that McDonalds hamburgers were made from kangaroo meat.Nope. Think "more legs".
Sooo...McDonalds legs are made from kangaroo meat?
Sooo...McDonalds legs are made from kangaroo meat?Someone once told me that McDonalds hamburgers were made from kangaroo meat.Nope. Think "more legs".
"...and tasty!" [/Chuck Heston]
Sooo...McDonalds legs are made from kangaroo meat?Someone once told me that McDonalds hamburgers were made from kangaroo meat.Nope. Think "more legs".
NO, that's Taco Bell.
NO, that's Taco Bell.Sooo...McDonalds legs are made from kangaroo meat?Someone once told me that McDonalds hamburgers were made from kangaroo meat.Nope. Think "more legs".
Wait,
Taco's Bells are made from kangaroo meat?
ewwww.
I assure you its no the hot sauce that makes them ring.
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So I went into a Taco Bell and I was like, "I'll have the spaghetti," and they were like, "This is Taco Bell," and I was like, "I know you have the ingredients around somewhere," and they were like, "No we don't," and I was like, "Well do you have any eggs?" and they were like, "No, we don't have those either," and I was like, "You do now, beyotches!" and I egged them.
So I went into a Taco Bell and I was like, "I'll have the spaghetti," and they were like, "This is Taco Bell," and I was like, "I know you have the ingredients around somewhere," and they were like, "No we don't," and I was like, "Well do you have any eggs?" and they were like, "No, we don't have those either," and I was like, "You do now, beyotches!" and I egged them.
I wonder if they have any mangoes?
So I went into a Taco Bell and I was like, "I'll have the spaghetti," and they were like, "This is Taco Bell," and I was like, "I know you have the ingredients around somewhere," and they were like, "No we don't," and I was like, "Well do you have any eggs?" and they were like, "No, we don't have those either," and I was like, "You do now, beyotches!" and I egged them.
Adios!
Any chaotic eggings for Thanksgiving this year. Anyone planning to "egg" the stuffing?
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So I went into a Taco Bell and I was like, "I'll have the spaghetti," and they were like, "This is Taco Bell," and I was like, "I know you have the ingredients around somewhere," and they were like, "No we don't," and I was like, "Well do you have any eggs?" and they were like, "No, we don't have those either," and I was like, "You do now, beyotches!" and I egged them.
Try ordering a taco burger.
Taco burger? Law abiding and Vile! Even by my standards.
Eggs Crimson Jester
Taco burger? Law abiding and Vile! Even by my standards.
Eggs Crimson Jester
That must be why the Munchito did not last very long.
Rutabaga!
Palaakadaisical!
Pascal!
Bieber!
Bieber!
{fails save vs. } Owww, my ears just popped. {ears continue to smoke} Hey, it got awful quiet in here...
Bieber!{fails save vs. } Owww, my ears just popped. {ears continue to smoke} Hey, it got awful quiet in here...
Wow! That was a neat trick. You'll need to teach me one that sometime.
Eggs Ambrosia Slaad
Eggs Ambrosia Slaad
I'm not sure anyone's ever egged me before... {eyes get misty} Oh he's such a cute little larvae, yes he is, oh yes he is!
My own little Slaadi larvae. I shall hug him and pet him and squeeze him and call him Gustave Flaubert!
*rockets into thread wearing a "I hate Bieber" shirt"*
Who is trying to summon the foul one?
*rockets into thread wearing a "I hate Bieber" shirt"*
Who is trying to summon the foul one?
Me!
*throws confetti made out of pot pie*
Fills tall glasses with Yule-Tide Egg-Nog
I may be needing to go to Diwali World...
Macaroni!
Aspidistra!
Macaroni!
What?
Brewhaha....
Kirtu and kulfi.
Formula!!!
*eats a formula*
Need something spicy?
Bottle!
Potato?! That's a damn impressive disguise. And completely unexpected, so kudos on the Chaotic costume!
Bottle!Potato?! That's a damn impressive disguise. And completely unexpected, so kudos on the Chaotic costume!
Yea, he doesn't even look like a slaad anymore. I'll egg him just to be safe.
Bottle gourd?
And Namaste to you New Year!
Has anybody seen my bottle? I asked a zombie friend of mine to drop it off while I was busy.
This is the best thread ever.
Deciding on a new mantra of the new year...,
or
Go Team Soahc!
Go Mate Shoca!