Aristocrat shaved the mule. Orpheus took a spoon.
Aristocrat? Orpheus? With names like that, you're watching a Game of Thrones again.
Game of Slaadi, season 2. "Chaos is coming."
That show would be so much better than the real one. Not nearly enough eggings in Game of Thrones.
Chicken also called Wednesday in the meeting's food boulevard.
The turkey in the rotunda gobbles sideways.
The grig from Boise ate an entire drum of Canadians.
I once made a Weeble fall down.
Happy trees sometimes report buildings sideways under the cranes.
Happy little trees dream of electric Bob Ross.
FAIL101 4 credit hours
Drivers' Ed, Fire Safety, and Sex Ed
Instructor: Lori Grimes
FAIL101 4 credit hours
Drivers' Ed, Fire Safety, and Sex Ed
Instructor: Lori Grimes
Can I bring "eggs" to class?
Indigo!
A new color: Royal Chaos Purple. Hmmmmm....
Remember, no zone groups injure brilliant gazebos.
GAZEBOS ARE COMING, GAZEBOS ARE COMING.....
*dons a hooded cloak*
Oh great Gazebos please bring about a quick and terrible destruction to your enemies so that we might bask in their desctruction.
The helpful sticker poisoned glue sideways of Thunderdome.
Ĉu William Shatner scias ke ili servu gigantaj araneoj chalupas ĉe la loka Taco Bell?
Ĉu William Shatner scias ke ili servu gigantaj araneoj chalupas ĉe la loka Taco Bell?
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Si?
azul de la mantequilla del pan del pájaro
Nihongo wa wakarimasu, Hai!
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Carpe Spoon!
Ah Spring! My favorite time of year! Picnics. Family reunions. So much joy to bring to people with my potato goodness.
I've already got the Jones family reunion booked. And, if I'm making out this handwriting correctly, it looks like I've also got an after-Christening party! Woot!
Potato! Don't forget to hide a few of your slaad larvae in Pringles cans... that always seems to be a big hit.
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I like Easter Egging Hunts.
Kids think they are hunting for eggs. Little do they know, my eggs are hunting for them.
Easter was nice. People loved me.
I like Easter Egging Hunts.
Kids think they are hunting for eggs. Little do they know, my eggs are hunting for them.
Excellent my Tossed Slaad.
Beautiful chaos prevented me from "egging" this year, but soon Memorial Day and the Forth of July will give humanity something to "egg" about.
My eggings are really stealthy because you don't even know there is an egg until it is too late.
My eggings are messy.
I make no apologies.
I'll be attending a Pathfinder Game Day this weekend. I do love spring time!
My eggings are colorful with showers of blood and symphonies of screams.
Stoopid rain! Ruined a perfectly good Sunday picnic.
When it rains, I just wait for my victims in classy restaurants. Who wouldn't want a free Tossed Slaad with their meal?
Sadly, the classy joints tend to steer clear of Potato Slaad. I must offend them, or something.
I offend people and people too. Then I "egg" them.
Tree limbs can be so....punctual.
Really? I like tooth picks.
Yes, but can the light fixtures Watusi?
Maybe. If they're elastic enough, they could do the twist.
Everybody knows that light fixtures can only do the twist when they are railroad.
I actually didn't know, but now I do!
Ever drive a train to sunrise? Now you can with the new Chaos Credit Card.
Interest rates vary from day-to-day and month-to-month. Yes, never pay the same interest on the same day or night ever again.
~~~Hands every slaad in this thread a chaos credit card~~~
Free "eggings" for everyone else...
Does this card come with a reward and/or punishment program?
Punishment only. Your rewarded with an "egging."
I want to save up my points so that I can get one nasty punishment instead of lots of little ones.
Damn all this rain. It's putting a damper on my spring social calendar.
You know what they say... "April showers bring Mae West."
Mmmmm....cheese.
You know what they say... "April showers bring Mae West."
I thought it was "April showers bring Mayor McCheese".
Hamburgers!
runs around in circles screaming madly