I hate it when I take the wrong tunnel.
UNIT DESIGNATED RICHARD HAMMOND DID NOT HAVE PROPER PERMITS
THE TUNNEL WAS MORTARED
PERMITS? We don't need no stinkin' PERMITS!
UNIT ENSIRIO THE LONGSTRIDER MAY ADDRESS ZONING ISSUES WITH UNIT Z0N1NG
Eh. Nah.
Since when are there zoning rules in Limbo?
Does this mean if I don't cut my grass I'll get in trouble with the HOA?
*burns a platypus on his lawn*
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Meanwhile...
Hey! Where'd my tunnel go?! It was right here and now it's gone! This must be Jeremy's fault somehow.
I repainted it. I think it will be much more efficient over here, and that poor rabbit won't know what hit him when he runs straight into that wall.... oh ho ho ho, I AM a genius!
*lowers the bar*
Let's see how good slaadi really are at limbo.
I'm feeling very ambidextrous about dinosaurs in the soup.
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When I was little, Uncle Xanxost gave me a bunch of plastic dinosaurs to play with. Only later did I realize that plastic was made from oil, which is made from ancient dead dinosaurs... I was actually playing with real dinosaurs!!!! Or maybe miniature inanimate undead ones, I guess.
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THE STATEMENT MADE BY UNIT DESIGNATED AMBROSIA SLAAD IS LOG1CAL
CONCLUSION: UNIT DESIGNATED AMBR0S1A SLAAD MIGHT NOT ACTUALLY BE SLAAD
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Hey D0R1T0.2, repeat after me.
This statement is false.
DO NOT FALL FOR UNIT DESIGNATED M4C4R0N1 SL44D'S TRICKERY UNIT DESIGNATED DOR1T0.2
purges
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THE STATEMENT MADE BY UNIT DESIGNATED AMBROSIA SLAAD IS LOG1CAL
CONCLUSION: UNIT DESIGNATED AMBR0S1A SLAAD MIGHT NOT ACTUALLY BE SLAAD
It's less logic and more that chaos and logic must by their very natures occasionally cross paths. Stopped clocks and all, yeeessss.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've an appointment to gnarfle the tzazz ghmin aflarc.
BEST OF LUCK IN YOUR ENDEAVORS UNIT DESIGNATED GENTLEMAN NURN
*hat tip*
Coughs up phlegm and watches it dissolve a hole in the floor of the thread
It feels as if I purged the last traces of law for my slaadi biology.
I knew a chick named Tracy once........
*eggs Tracy*
UNIT DESIGNATED TR4CY IS AN IMAGINARY CONSTRUCT CREATED BY UNIT DESIGNATED P0TAT0 SL44D
THIS UNIT ASSUMES UNIT DESIGNATED T0SSED SL44D USED AN IMAGINARY EGG
SQUARE ROOT OF NEGATIVE EGG
Nope, real egg.
Apparently I just egged Tracy Morgan. Not a chick.
QUERY: WHAT UNIT WOULD DESIGNATE A FLEDGLING BIRD UNIT AS TRACY
Dude! Chick is slang for a hottie!
THIS UNIT DESIGNATES THAT AS FRIED CHICKEN
YUM
Don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.
My mother looked at me once...once.
A chicken named tracie, hmmmm....
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ACTIVATING ZLOTY PROTOCOL
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{now with dubbed voice of Abe Vigoda, points at looming shape on the horizon} Oh no! Something's coming!
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♫ Oooooooh no, they say he's got to go, go go Godzloty!
♫ oooooooh no, there goes Tokyo - go go Godzloty!
*oozes from under the bar*
In the door! Bangalore! GIVE IT MORE!
*sitar solo and eggings*
This is the best thread ever.
Then you haven't seen my black tuxedo.
BLACK CLASHES WITH THIS UNIT
I tell you what clashes, black and white checker patterns and lime circles.
My mother looked at me once...once.
I'm happy to hear that. Freudian psychotherapy does wonders for chaos.
I tell you what clashes, black and white checker patterns and lime circles.
Checkmate.
WELL PLAID UNIT DESIGNATED GENTLEMAN NURN
*raises drink in toast, drinks bubbles, discards glass and liquid*
{belches the "The Love Song of J. Alfred E. Neuman" in the key of C}
I have a funnel!
I have a bottle of oil, Louisiana Crude to be exact in my best chaos.
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I have a bottle of oil, Louisiana Crude to be exact in my best chaos.
GoGo Gold, Texas Tea, Shale Ale, Brawndo made from Dinosaurs!
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With your Brawndo and my Braindough we would make an unstoppable team.
*eggs the oil*
Shasta McNasty!
{sacrifices a stuffed pig and a half-eaten can of spam to raise the thread} The power of Pork COMPELS YOU!!!!