Sasafras!
No, I was called Scooper when I was a young and chaotic "eggling."
Slaadi don't get older, we just get weirder.
We age backwards and frontwards too.
Sometimes, I prefer slantwise.
I age just like cheese... filled with bacteria, somewhat stinky, slightly yellowish, round, and covered in a wax rind.
Now I wonder what I did with that cache of abyssal cheese, yeeesssss.
I like cheese.....
Get back on your Escherian wheel.
Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist. Moist.
...but eight times?
Moist?
:::scatters a box of towelettes on the floor:::
Mmmmmm.....boxes
I am testing something really, really stupid!
Alright! Free "eeglings" for everyone on the Paizo board!
This is the best thread ever.
It's alright.
Entropy just isn't what it used to be.
oh, how so? Is it formatted chaos, barren like Mars, or something that's slightly stringy.
Well, Entropy is "A measure of a system's capacity to undergo spontaneous change..."
"Measure" sounds kinda lawful, doesn't it?
Not if you do it like those computer loading percentile bars, yeeessss. 10%/15 minutes remaining most certainly does not mean 15 minutes as most mortals reckon them, nnnooooo, so there must be some value of Chaos involved.
I'm guessing a factor of artichoke fandango.
Sometimes a computer will say, "15 minutes remaining," and then 2 minutes later it will say, "20 minutes remaining." That is some slaad technology right there.
Microsoft hires only the most qualified qlippoth programmers.
I've been an Abyssal liason for eons. They're good people. And by good I mean Chaotic, of course.
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Eggs Orthos reflexively for not being a Slaad
Well, Entropy is "A measure of a system's capacity to undergo spontaneous change..."
....stringy it is.
Eggs Orthos reflexively for not being a Slaad
*catches* PLAY BALL!!! *punts*
skates through the thread to the tune of some bad 70s porn music
Off for some deserved "eggings" at gen Con 2012. This will be chaotic!
Good hunting, Spicy. Be careful though... those awful lawful IP Fuzz are supposed to be out in force; if they catch you, you'll be mazed into a video of Ben Stein reading the phonebook.
Oh by the unrelenting chaos, that is so evil.
I'm not evil. Just misunderstood.
*watches as the eggs simply bounce off*
Calls for the Soup Nazi and makes haste towards the quickest portal via the Abyss
This is still the best thread ever.
Mena, amen brother, after a chaotic fashion.
Is it the Best thread ever or the Bestest threadest everest?
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Heyyyyyy, Macaroni!
Hey! [insert witty retort].
Is it the Best thread ever or the Bestest threadest everest?
Yes.
The "eggings" proceed with out suspicion. Next, the costume contest and Mike Mearls.
We need to get Steve Jackson to create a Slaadi Munchkin game.
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Møøse, Møøse, Møøse, Møøse of Êãrl
Møøse, Møøse, Møøse of Êãrl
Møøse, Møøse, Møøse of Êãrl
*rollerskates into the thread and collapses on a beanbag chair*
Whew! That was a busy few days!
I was feeling kind of down, because I hadn't egged nearly enough people this summer, so I made up for it by egging every picnicker in Central Park. They should have thought twice when they packed a tossed slaad!
HONK!
Did you also happen to get the weird ranting ones dressed in dirty Muppet costumes? I bet they'd make great slaadi.
I too like slaads, and need to use them more.
Your appreciation is welcome, yeeesssss. However I cannot say it will spare you from the... pardon the pun, inevitable egging, nnnooooo.
Walks into the thread wearing a t-shirt saying: I "egged" Ed Greenwood this year at Gen Con and all goes was a convention full of chaos.
I missed this place.