{mixes together gin, lemon juice, sugar, club soda, maraschino cherry, orange slice, and freshly-squeezed Johnny Depp} Mmmmm, a Barnabas Collins.
*pours a mug of gin and gasoline, drinks, tosses the glass out the window*
I do believe I have missed this place, yeeesssss. I see everything has changed.
*something outside explodes*
That was probably mine.
What's mine is mine, and what's yours is Tuesday's.
In the world of next Tuesday, Giant Ants will have taken over the world.
MARZIPAN!!!
In the world of next Tuesday, Giant Ants will have taken over the world.
I thought it was going to be giant beetles. I so do like trees.
So long as it is beetles, and not Beatles, I'm ok with it.
I was in OK once.
I've heard it's dull, yeeessss.
Drops off a large crate, opens the crate, and lets several hundred chicken run around the thread
Chickens of World! YOU ARE FREE!
Tomorrow, free bacon and "eggs" for breakfast.
Spatula's were egg beaters too, you know!
Look, up there in the sky!
It's a bird!
It's a shovel!
It's a glassteel half-golem fireborn treantlephant!
In Soviet Russia, egg beats you.
...
It always works that way in Limbo. Booyah!!!!
I booed some yah once........
Ah June will soon be here in its scorching chaos. Soon the heat will lead to "summer eggings" on beaches, lakes, and Bar-B-Q pits across the Northern Hemisphere. I can hear the screams already hear the screams in the waning days of incubation.
Somewhat amusing that the mortals are so predictable in the removal of their protective clothing when the weather warms. Very good for incubation though, yeeesssss.
I can jug you if you want me to...
Graaar!
I can jug you if you want me to...
We can leave your friends behind?
Any good Memorial Day picnics, fellow slaadi?
I only had one this year - but it was pretty fun.
I tend to hang out at the KFCs.
Interesting. After eating at KFC, the slaad eggs are only the second most harmful thing in those people's bodies.
*crashlands in a burst of debris and flame*
*stands up, dusts off coat, straightens collar*
Apparently the moon cats object to being egged. I managed however. Come the equinox they'll migrate and spread their cargo to the Dreamlands.
I'm not sure why we didn't do this sooner.
Oh and I got three tickets on the next black galley to Leng. Who wants one?
Meeeeeeee! I always wanted to egg a Leng.
Leng-o my Egg-o {pokes fork into toaster for "inspiration"}
Meeeeeeee! I always wanted to egg a Leng.
Lengo my eggo?
There's an echo in here. That's never happened before, nnnooooo. I like it, yeeessss.
ECHO
ECHO
EGGO
EGGO
Ah Wyoming, two days left and there is so much to egg.
Mmmmm....strawberries.
*bounces through the thread riding backwards on an overweight Jabberwock*
HAIL DISCORD! Or don't if you like.
Let me be the first of many to welcome you.
*eggs Ensirio*
*catches, juggles, tosses back*
Everything's so greeeeeennnnn.....
That's because you're still wearing your designer sunglasses made from grippli skin.
Mmmmmm, frog legs.... Doesn't that make y'all cannibals? Not that there's anything wrong with that...
I never egged so many ranch hands, cowboys, and cattle in my entire life. Egging the fish was fun and a change of pass any one chaotic could get.
I think I spawned new life forms on this trip.
I!
MADE!
LLLLLLLLIIIIIIFFFFFFFEEEEEEE!
...I think I spawned new life forms on this trip.
I!
MADE!
LLLLLLLLIIIIIIFFFFFFFEEEEEEE!
Slaadmetheus?
Slaadmetheus?...I think I spawned new life forms on this trip.
I!
MADE!
LLLLLLLLIIIIIIFFFFFFFEEEEEEE!
Dr. Slaadenstein. Or possibly Dr. Frankenslaad.
Dr. Slaadenstein. Or possibly Dr. Frankenslaad.Slaadmetheus?...I think I spawned new life forms on this trip.
I!
MADE!
LLLLLLLLIIIIIIFFFFFFFEEEEEEE!
Bah, they're old fuddy duddys. I want something that screams Slaadmetheus, probably from the Giger & Scott 2012 summer fashion line.
Chaos is haute couture. {makes note to egg Tim Gunn & Heidi Klum}
Also, Jacobs ignored my perfectly valid questions. The Axiomite Illuminati probably pressured him to stay quiet out of fear I would succeed in weaponizing ginger gnomes.
My father, The Old Father Egg, has transcended his slaadic state into a new chaotic form.
He taught this Spicy Nacho Slaad, when he was a young egg-let, many-a-ways to egg and thus procreate the slaad species. He will be missed.
Humanity is safe. The "eggings" will not spawn for a while....
Mmmmm......mud bugs.
Off to spread the flavor of chaos and several "eggings" in Wyoming. See ya or something like that in three, four, or five days, or something that pass for the time of chaos in-between.
This is the best thread ever.