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The Slaad Thread


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Hooray for eggings!


Hooray for jeggings!


SPOON!


SPORK!


MASHED POTATOES!


Tossed Slaad wrote:
MASHED POTATOES!

{looks at Devil's Tower-shaped sidedish} This must mean something. {has visions of Steven Tyler-shaped aliens arriving in Aston Martin-shaped spacecraft}


Tossed Slaad wrote:
MASHED POTATOES!

Can you do the Twist?


SWEET POTATER TOTS!


WITH BUTTER.

Mmmmmm, Mashed potatoes and butter.


CAKE!!


*chokes on a kazoo*


I'm dotting this thread, but only because I enjoy listening to crazy people; It's not a compliment!


Tossed Slaad wrote:
*chokes on a kazoo*

{casts Heimlich's Compressing Hand} You have to be careful with mouth organs. They are almost as deadly as swallowing a flaming Norwegian troll doll. {pours out a 40oz for Troy Slaad}


Potato Slaad wrote:
CAKE!!

COOKIES!


Shoelaces!


Heal, no, Heal-to-Toe stride!

Much better. Time to make Footprints only a Slaad could recognize.


Sometimes it's hard to see the junkyard for the tree limbs.


This is the best thread ever.


How can you be sure? It is in a constant state of flux. It might very well be the worst thread ever while being the best thread ever.


I'm confused!

Huzzah!


I'm Jumpin'!

Chaotics of the Thread, Scatter! Huzzah!


HaMbUrGeR!!!


Keema Biryani!


Shyu-shi-mi!


Green Box!


Paper cut!



The breath of a sylph, the tears of a marid, the carbon scoring of a salamander, and the dried puss of a xorn...

By your powers combined, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!


Salmagundi Slaad wrote:

The breath of a sylph, the tears of a marid, the carbon scoring of a salamander, and the dried puss of a xorn...

By your powers combined, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!


Salmagundi Slaad wrote:

The breath of a sylph, the tears of a marid, the carbon scoring of a salamander, and the dried puss of a xorn...

By your powers combined, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!

Wow! That combination of chaos boggles the mind. Me-za likes it.

GO TEAM PLANET CHAOS!


Weren't there five kids who made up Captain Planet? Or did we egg one of them?


We egged "heart" because he was the useless fifth element. His screams were delightful.


Spoiler:
Would you say that his screams had heart?

Spoiler:
Would you call it a real "work of heart?"

Spoiler:
Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do... a total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say... a total eclipse of the heart

Spoiler:
When you egged him, would you call it a "heart attack"?

Spoiler:
Would you say that your larvae had a hearty meal?

Spoiler:
Implosive prunes!

Spoiler:
I heart eggings.


Yes, my larvae had a hearty meal. And his screams had heart. His last words said were, "My heat, my heart, my heart!"

So I egged him again.


OH NOES!!!

Spoiler:
Implosive Prunes make me irregular.


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Macaroni Slaad wrote:

OH NOES!!!

** spoiler omitted **

I'm gonna write a book and call it Chaos in the toilet bowl.


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Fertile egging and sweet Chaos amongst the cerulean seas, Salmagundi Slaad. You shall be missed.


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
Macaroni Slaad wrote:

OH NOES!!!

** spoiler omitted **

I'm gonna write a book and call it Chaos in the toilet bowl.

I wrote a bowl of toilets once......


Argyle!


The dandelion is perpendicular this time of sauce.


The sauce itself is an admixture of perpendicular politicians, four shades of indigo, and two Twix bars.

You're move.


Macaroni Slaad wrote:
Argyle!

I never get tired of nacho sauce either.


The core of the box is with the fox.


Point chEcking at the pass entry cone can seek air menus.


Smood! {does interpretive dance}


I had stinky feet so I danced a foxtrot.


I set a thoughtful buzzer skipping awake twice.


Buzzer, fuzzer, blizzard, wizard, in that disruptive progression.


{rolls self in Dorito flavoring dust} Katamari Umami!


The tower bent material near wafers and purple.

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