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Applesauce!!!


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Applesauce?

Better drink my own pee.


Cricket anyone?


Naw, man, I'm a caterpillar.


Hits the caterpillar with a cricket mallet, hard.

Tag! You're it!


Ow, man, that hurts. Why the heck you hit me, man?

*burbles, then goes into a coughing fit*


{looks sideways at catnip bong} Damn man, I just saw a caterpillar.

Hell, all the poodles look like giant frogs too.

The Exchange

Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

Deciding on a new mantra of the new year...,

GO TEAM CHAOS!

TEAM GO CHAOS GO!

or

TEAM! TEAM! TEAM!

??? Chaos has a team? aren't you well too chaotic to coordinate?


Miss Kitty wrote:

{looks sideways at catnip bong} Damn man, I just saw a caterpillar.

Hell, all the poodles look like giant frogs too.

Hey, lady, don't bogart that catnip.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

Deciding on a new mantra of the new year...,

GO TEAM CHAOS!

TEAM GO CHAOS GO!

or

TEAM! TEAM! TEAM!

??? Chaos has a team? aren't you well too chaotic to coordinate?

Yes, but team spelled sideways is etma, therefore it's allowed.


Crimson Jester wrote:
??? Chaos has a team? aren't you well too chaotic to coordinate?

I just have to say you have a smile worthy of a red slaad.

Go Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet!

The Exchange

Thank you...I think.


Would you like some egg nog, red stranger? It's left over from the Yule, but it's only a little chunky.

Hey, Cobb Slaad is on the carton!


omnomnom! im a slaad.


RED Kanetodogojiro wrote:
omnomnom! im a slaad.

My, what big pine nuts you have! {fans self}


Baingan ka Bhurta!

Can't beet it.


AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!


Chaos?


Fap fap fap


I hope shamwows are REALLY absorbent.


Yeerg argh!


We need to instill some kaos into this place, with a capital K. KAOS!


We could invite Leafar.


I liked Chaos before it was cool.

Dark Archive

Meh. I liked neutrinos before they arrived.


I liked squishing fleshlings before they even freakin' evolved!!!!

*punt*
*stomp*
*squish*

Mwahahahahaahaha!


*eggs megatron*


Choo-Choo! ABC!


Potato Slaad wrote:
Choo-Choo! ABC!

Right, Always Be Chaotic. Coffee is for Eggers. [/Blake]


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:
Choo-Choo! ABC!
Right, Always Be Chaotic. Coffee is for Eggers. [/Blake]

Was that William Blake, Robert Blake, Eubie Blake, or some other Blake?


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:
Choo-Choo! ABC!
Right, Always Be Chaotic. Coffee is for Eggers. [/Blake]
Was that William Blake, Robert Blake, Eubie Blake, or some other Blake?

It was Alec Baldwin before his crippling addiction to Words With Friends.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:
Choo-Choo! ABC!
Right, Always Be Chaotic. Coffee is for Eggers. [/Blake]
Was that William Blake, Robert Blake, Eubie Blake, or some other Blake?
It was Alec Baldwin before his crippling addiction to Words With Friends.

And here I was thinking it was being Alternatively Born Chaos Dhansak.

This would be explaining why the others in the Helpdesk are so confused.


Revelry!!!!


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Ku Kachumber Slaad wrote:
This would be explaining why the others in the Helpdesk are so confused.

I'd imagine the poor Helpdesk peeps are awfully confused by the end of the day anyway. Trying to help stubbornly stupid customers all day probably kills a lot of their brain cells. I heard the 7th layer of Hell is actually one big call center.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Ku Kachumber Slaad wrote:
This would be explaining why the others in the Helpdesk are so confused.
I'd imagine the poor Helpdesk peeps are awfully confused by the end of the day anyway. Trying to help stubbornly stupid customers all day probably kills a lot of their brain cells. I heard the 7th layer of Hell is actually one big call center.

Hell is being outsourcing helpdesk to the Maelstrom.

They are saying it is Pandemonium, but I cannot convince them to use proper nomenclature. It is making compliance very difficult, as it is insufficiently random. Chukander Slaad was telling me that it will cause more scandal in the call center than chocolate covered Ambrosia Slaad eggs!


Ku Kachumber Slaad wrote:
...wah wah wah-wah wah wha wh-wah chocolate covered Ambrosia Slaad eggs!

{yawns, stretches slinkily} Did someone wake me?


NO! {wacks Eekster repeatedly with bat} Go back to sleep! Sleep! SLEEP!


Yes... Sleep. Mwahahahaha!

*drops carob pellets all around Limbo*


Mmmmm. Pellets.


Crashes into the thread in a sheath of fire carrying a copy of Skyrim under one arm and a fire extinguisher in another.

I leave for a week to "egg" some Nords and I find the place in chaos.

Excellent!


That's Kaos...with a K.


Macaroni Slaad wrote:
That's Kaos...with a K.

Right. Kaos with an excellent "K". Or was that left.


You can't spell excellent without egg.


Tossed Slaad wrote:
You can't spell excellent without egg.

Damn Straight, or was that crooked?


No annual fee for one year!!!!


One annual year for no fee!


No annual one for fee year!


Real fan you an E reef noon!


Nooner feel any Forneau?


Skyrim has taken the chaos out of this thread, then again its put more insanity, er, insanoty into my life.

Free eggings for a 41st first birthday too.

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