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The Slaad Thread


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Tossed Slaad wrote:
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:
I shaved once....
just once, was it a chaotic shave?
I shaved for half damage.

GO TEAM CHAOS!


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:
I shaved once....
just once, was it a chaotic shave?
I shaved for half damage.

I once heard that Jesus shaves and the rest of us take damage.


Macaroni Slaad wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:
I shaved once....
just once, was it a chaotic shave?
I shaved for half damage.
I once heard that Jesus shaves and the rest of us take damage.

That was holy of him,wasn't it?


Hey bhabi hey bhabi hey
Slaad say, slaad say,
Hey bhabi hey bhabi hey


Ku Kachumber Slaad wrote:

Hey bhabi hey bhabi hey

Slaad say, slaad say,
Hey bhabi hey bhabi hey

Bumps head into wall, repeatedly, if needed


Mmmmmm......kangaroo steaks.


Someone once told me that McDonalds hamburgers were made from kangaroo meat.


Macaroni Slaad wrote:
Someone once told me that McDonalds hamburgers were made from kangaroo meat.

Nope. Think "more legs".


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Macaroni Slaad wrote:
Someone once told me that McDonalds hamburgers were made from kangaroo meat.
Nope. Think "more legs".

Poodles?! Hmmm, now I kinda gotta hankering for a Big Macoodle.


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Macaroni Slaad wrote:
Someone once told me that McDonalds hamburgers were made from kangaroo meat.
Nope. Think "more legs".

Sooo...McDonalds legs are made from kangaroo meat?


Potato Slaad wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:
Macaroni Slaad wrote:
Someone once told me that McDonalds hamburgers were made from kangaroo meat.
Nope. Think "more legs".
Sooo...McDonalds legs are made from kangaroo meat?

"SOYLENT McRIB IS GRIMACE!" <omnomnom> "...and tasty!" [/Chuck Heston]


Potato Slaad wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:
Macaroni Slaad wrote:
Someone once told me that McDonalds hamburgers were made from kangaroo meat.
Nope. Think "more legs".
Sooo...McDonalds legs are made from kangaroo meat?

NO, that's Taco Bell.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
Potato Slaad wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:
Macaroni Slaad wrote:
Someone once told me that McDonalds hamburgers were made from kangaroo meat.
Nope. Think "more legs".
Sooo...McDonalds legs are made from kangaroo meat?
NO, that's Taco Bell.

Wait,

Taco's Bells are made from kangaroo meat?

ewwww.


I assure you its no the hot sauce that makes them ring.


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So I went into a Taco Bell and I was like, "I'll have the spaghetti," and they were like, "This is Taco Bell," and I was like, "I know you have the ingredients around somewhere," and they were like, "No we don't," and I was like, "Well do you have any eggs?" and they were like, "No, we don't have those either," and I was like, "You do now, beyotches!" and I egged them.


Tossed Slaad wrote:
So I went into a Taco Bell and I was like, "I'll have the spaghetti," and they were like, "This is Taco Bell," and I was like, "I know you have the ingredients around somewhere," and they were like, "No we don't," and I was like, "Well do you have any eggs?" and they were like, "No, we don't have those either," and I was like, "You do now, beyotches!" and I egged them.

I wonder if they have any mangoes?


Tossed Slaad wrote:
So I went into a Taco Bell and I was like, "I'll have the spaghetti," and they were like, "This is Taco Bell," and I was like, "I know you have the ingredients around somewhere," and they were like, "No we don't," and I was like, "Well do you have any eggs?" and they were like, "No, we don't have those either," and I was like, "You do now, beyotches!" and I egged them.

Adios!


Any chaotic eggings for Thanksgiving this year. Anyone planning to "egg" the stuffing?

Qadira

Tossed Slaad wrote:
So I went into a Taco Bell and I was like, "I'll have the spaghetti," and they were like, "This is Taco Bell," and I was like, "I know you have the ingredients around somewhere," and they were like, "No we don't," and I was like, "Well do you have any eggs?" and they were like, "No, we don't have those either," and I was like, "You do now, beyotches!" and I egged them.

Try ordering a taco burger.


Taco burger? Law abiding and Vile! Even by my standards.

Eggs Crimson Jester


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

Taco burger? Law abiding and Vile! Even by my standards.

Eggs Crimson Jester

That must be why the Munchito did not last very long.


Rutabaga!


Palaakadaisical!


Pascal!


Bieber!


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Bieber!

{fails save vs. Power Word: Deafen} Owww, my ears just popped. {ears continue to smoke} Hey, it got awful quiet in here...


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:
Bieber!
{fails save vs. Power Word: Deafen} Owww, my ears just popped. {ears continue to smoke} Hey, it got awful quiet in here...

Wow! That was a neat trick. You'll need to teach me one that sometime.

Eggs Ambrosia Slaad


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
Eggs Ambrosia Slaad

I'm not sure anyone's ever egged me before... {eyes get misty} Oh he's such a cute little larvae, yes he is, oh yes he is!

My own little Slaadi larvae. I shall hug him and pet him and squeeze him and call him Gustave Flaubert!


*rockets into thread wearing a "I hate Bieber" shirt"*

Who is trying to summon the foul one?


Macaroni Slaad wrote:

*rockets into thread wearing a "I hate Bieber" shirt"*

Who is trying to summon the foul one?

Me!

*throws confetti made out of pot pie*


I just had Mom's homemade chicken pot pie for dinner. It was Omnomnomlicious.


Fills tall glasses with Yule-Tide Egg-Nog


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
I just had Mom's homemade chicken pot pie for dinner. It was Omnomnomlicious.

I prepped my turkey using the Alton Brown brine-and-roast recipe, and it was the best damned turkey I've EVER had. Gave some to my mom for making soup, took some home and combined it with ham I got from her in exchange, and some of the leftover Green Bean Casserole, then made stuffing/dressing and used it to make Thanksgiving Leftovers Pot Pie. OMNOMNOMNOMNOM indeed! And then the last of the turkey was turned into Turkey Tikka Masala, with a side of homemade Palak Paneer. I'm now considering a recipe I saw for cha siu that requires brining the meat first, and having once upon a time made a hoisin-based marinade and prepared a turkey cha siu style that was flamingo pink when all was said and done due to the red glaze being not as red as thought, possibly turning the brine on the turkey and doing another turkey cha siu with a homemade glaze that doesn't require massive amounts of red food dye.

I may be needing to go to Diwali World...


Macaroni!


Aspidistra!


Potato Slaad wrote:
Macaroni!

What?


Brewhaha....


Kirtu and kulfi.


Formula!!!


*eats a formula*


Need something spicy?

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Bottle!


Aberzombie wrote:
Bottle!

Potato?! That's a damn impressive disguise. And completely unexpected, so kudos on the Chaotic costume!


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Bottle!
Potato?! That's a damn impressive disguise. And completely unexpected, so kudos on the Chaotic costume!

Yea, he doesn't even look like a slaad anymore. I'll egg him just to be safe.


Bottle gourd?
And Namaste to you New Year!


Has anybody seen my bottle? I asked a zombie friend of mine to drop it off while I was busy.


This is the best thread ever.


Deciding on a new mantra of the new year...,

GO TEAM CHAOS!

TEAM GO CHAOS GO!

or

TEAM! TEAM! TEAM!


Go Team Soahc!


Go Mate Shoca!

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