GET THEM!
But he has so many eyes, like a good chaotic potato. Are they fakes?
But he has so many eyes, like a good chaotic potato. Are they fakes?
Remember, lawful potatoes have a lot of eyes too...
Remember, lawful potatoes have a lot of eyes too...But he has so many eyes, like a good chaotic potato. Are they fakes?
EEEEK!
False slaads always try to denounce we true slaads. It is the way of order to deceive.
By the way, has anyone got some extra mayonnaise? I'm almost out.
By the way, has anyone got some extra mayonnaise? I'm almost out.
Here
*Hands over jar of mayo*
I can vouch for Potato. If he is a false slaad, he's a damn chaotic false slaad, and that makes him okay in my book.
Why, it seems like just yesterday that I emerged from my host. The great Chef's Slaad was the first. Inspired by him, I was the third, and created this place for all the slaads to congregate, that our chaotic energies may grow strong and spread, engulfing all the boards in the glory of disorder and incomprehension.
starts singing
Memories...
Light the corners of my mind.
Misty, water-colored memories...
Of the way we were.
Sadly, we don't get as many of the old slaad around here anymore.
Bleu Cheese Slaad
Taco Slaad
Chicken Slaad
Caesar Slaad
Green Slaad
even the great Chef's Slaad.
sniff
I miss those guys.
Sadly, we don't get as many of the old slaad around here anymore.
Bleu Cheese Slaad
Taco Slaad
Chicken Slaad
Caesar Slaad
Green Slaad
even the great Chef's Slaad.sniff
I miss those guys.
Aww. There, there.
*gives Potato Slaad a shoulder to cry on*
Sadly, we don't get as many of the old slaad around here anymore.
Bleu Cheese Slaad
Taco Slaad
Chicken Slaad
Caesar Slaad
Green Slaad
even the great Chef's Slaad.sniff
I miss those guys.
Chicken Slaad is around here somewhere ... hiding no doubt.
He got to the party before me, so that age-old question is answered, I guess.
Aww. There, there.*gives Potato Slaad a shoulder to cry on*
I'll give him something to cry about.
<breaks out the whips, chains, wax, needles, alligator clips, pliers and par-boiler>
c'mere Potato ...
starts singing
Memories...
Light the corners of my mind.
Misty, water-colored memories...
Of the way we were.
Shouldn't that be 'of the eggs we were'?
Shouldn't that be 'of the eggs we were'?
starts singing
Memories...
Light the corners of my mind.
Misty, water-colored memories...
Of the way we were.
Why do you have muttonchops?
Why do you have muttonchops?Shouldn't that be 'of the eggs we were'?
starts singing
Memories...
Light the corners of my mind.
Misty, water-colored memories...
Of the way we were.
It's chaotic for ladies to have muttonchops. Even if I'm only polymorphed.
Have you egged some mortal today?No, and I'm starting to get really annoyed about that. I've either got to get faster or sneakier.{eyeballs Tabbouleh warily} *She makes my tiny brain feel funny. Must be because she's deformed like Aunties Eekster and Ambrosia.*
{runs off, drags back shriner car (with shriner for Tabbouleh)} Here you go. They're pretty easy to catch; the red hats and jackets are awful camoflague and those tiny wheeled mounts don't seem to be super fast.
{eggs the fez} More glorious felt-y spawn!
{eggs the car tires} Maybe you'll make Flubber spawn?
Squee! Thanks!
*eggs the shriner*
{wanders back in} Yep... Different Chaos, Different Day.
{slinks past Devlyn, brushing against him softly} Hi there. {smiles and winks}
{spots Tabulleh} Oh hello, you're new here... welcome!
Hi! I'm Tabbouleh Slaad, but you can call me Tabby. Or really anything else you like. That's probably more chaotic.
Big weekend coming up - three picnics, a family reunion, a birthday party, and a surprise Bar Mitzvah.
One of these days I'm going to get one of those fancy pepper grinders that they have at nice restaurants. Those always make me seem classier.
Big weekend coming up - three picnics, a family reunion, a birthday party, and a surprise Bar Mitzvah.
How do you have a surprise Bar Mitzvah? The kid should already know about it...
Has anybody seen the dretchings? I've been awfully bland lately.
Has anybody seen the dretchings? I've been awfully bland lately.
Vinnie Grett Dretching was around here somewhere. But I'm not sure where he wandered off to.
Has anybody seen the dretchings? I've been awfully bland lately.Vinnie Grett Dretching was around here somewhere. But I'm not sure where he wandered off to.
Ranch Dretching was always my favorite.
Ranch Dretching was always my favorite.Has anybody seen the dretchings? I've been awfully bland lately.Vinnie Grett Dretching was around here somewhere. But I'm not sure where he wandered off to.
Nope. Haven't seen Ranch Dretching around here anywhere. But I've only here been for a while little.
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Vinnie Grett Dretching was around here somewhere. But I'm not sure where he wandered off to.
{off to one side, giggling can be heard from a 5' square of pipeweed smoke} I'm MacGy-? MacDaddy? MickyD? PuffDiddy? no, darn it I'm McInventer Dude! Inventer of the Poodle-Skull Bong! Now I need to go on a munchie run for pizza rolls and little BBQ sausages...
Big weekend coming up - three picnics, a family reunion, a birthday party, and a surprise Bar Mitzvah.How do you have a surprise Bar Mitzvah? The kid should already know about it...
Don't ask me kid. I just work here.
How do you have a surprise Bar Mitzvah? The kid should already know about it...
Maybe the kid ain't Jewish?
No Slaad will ever be greta unless of course it comes with a dinner roll.
No Slaad will ever be greta unless of course it comes with a dinner roll.
*tries to egg the dinner roll*
No Slaad will ever be great unless of course it comes with a dinner roll.*tries to egg the dinner roll*
*excepts the egg graciously*
I'm great toasted with a slice of cheese and an egg between the slices. They'd call the egg McMuffin with cheese.
No Slaad will ever be great unless of course it comes with a dinner roll.*tries to egg the dinner roll**excepts the egg graciously*
I'm great toasted with a slice of cheese and an egg between the slices. They'd call the egg McMuffin with cheese.
Butter! Butter! Butter!
No Slaad will ever be great unless of course it comes with a dinner roll.*tries to egg the dinner roll**excepts the egg graciously*
I'm great toasted with a slice of cheese and an egg between the slices. They'd call the egg McMuffin with cheese.
Butter! Butter! Butter!
Have you seen Ranch Dretching? I've been in the mood...
Have you seen Ranch Dretching? I've been in the mood...No Slaad will ever be great unless of course it comes with a dinner roll.*tries to egg the dinner roll**excepts the egg graciously*
I'm great toasted with a slice of cheese and an egg between the slices. They'd call the egg McMuffin with cheese.
Butter! Butter! Butter!
Bounds back into the thread.
Hellllo Puffy!
<Stabs Puffy with stick of celery>
Heh heh heh. This is the best thread ever.
Sadly, we don't get as many of the old slaad around here anymore.
Bleu Cheese Slaad
Taco Slaad
Chicken Slaad
Caesar Slaad
Green Slaad
even the great Chef's Slaad.sniff
I miss those guys.
I heard the Chef was out poodle hunting. Somthing about a new recipe.
Damn this rain! I had a couple nice events to attend today! Well, at least one of them was in a park that had shelters.
Damn this rain! I had a couple nice events to attend today! Well, at least one of them was in a park that had shelters.
bummer.
here, have a hot dog.
Hot dogs, get your hot dogs.
Made from genuine poodle meat. Named parts only. No mystery meat, guaranteed*.
Complete with sauerkraut and mustard dretching.