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*eggs the potato*

No, but give it time.


Why are these snakes so dry? Don't worry, I'll take care of you.
*goes in search of a snake-oil salesman.*


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Potato disciple wrote:
I'm shook this thread is still alive. Anyway, I'm a potato. Does that count?

All pale into insignificance beside the Potatoes.


{lurks}


*hurks*


Cut! It's Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, not Potatoes! Who messed with the scripts?


Tossed Slaad wrote:

*eggs the potato*

No, but give it time.

Um, actually, we go better with mayo.

wait, no! that's not what I meant! Ahhhhh!!!


Hey, has anybody seen my sheep?

Liberty's Edge

HEEEEEEEEEEERE SHEEPSHEEPSHEEPSHEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP!!!

*listens for a moment*

Ah-ha - I think I found your SHEEP!


[CENSORED]


WAKE UP SLAADPLE!

Liberty's Edge

*slowly opens one eye...*

*...then the other...*

*...then the third...*

*....BLASTS THE PAGE WITH A BEAM OF NUCLEAR FIRE!!!*


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Some people call me the spruce crowbar.

Some people call me the Dumpster of LARP.

Some people call me Mauritania (WOOP WOOOO)

Because pork and Stilton pies are off the menu.


If I went sane would Hugh still call me Soupor Slaad?

If I'm a liver well would you be there holding a ham?


SLAW! SLAW! SLAW! SLAW! SLAW! SLAW! SLAW!


Potato disciple wrote:
I'm shook this thread is still alive. Anyway, I'm a potato. Does that count?

No. You'll need to be shreaded as a side of hash browns.


:::meanders out of the middle navel of an alternate universe:::

Wow everybody, I have the number 4 from Sesame Street, 3 hub cabs marked property of Frias, 2 lava lamps, and 1 bear in a bare tree. Who wants to antie up?


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

:::meanders out of the middle navel of an alternate universe:::

Wow everybody, I have the number 4 from Sesame Street, 3 hub cabs marked property of Frias, 2 lava lamps, and 1 bear in a bare tree. Who wants to antie up?

On the fifth day of Slaadmas my true glove gave to me 5 purple pills!


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

:::meanders out of the middle navel of an alternate universe:::

Wow everybody, I have the number 4 from Sesame Street, 3 hub cabs marked property of Frias, 2 lava lamps, and 1 bear in a bare tree. Who wants to antie up?

I have my father's sister, can I Auntie up?


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

:::meanders out of the middle navel of an alternate universe:::

Wow everybody, I have the number 4 from Sesame Street, 3 hub cabs marked property of Frias, 2 lava lamps, and 1 bear in a bare tree. Who wants to antie up?

I have my father's sister, can I Auntie up?

True story!

I once walked 11 miles home, blackout drunk on Goldschlager and somehow made it home safely by the next morning, with all my money, and two CDs I most definitely did not buy.

Ace Of Base and Lynch Mob.

I'll take my prize money in PaizoBucks.


You'll take your prize money in winged noses or not at all.

Liberty's Edge

6 Terry Gilliam animations,
5 purple pills!
4 from Sesame Street,
3 hub cabs marked property of Frias,
2 lava lamps,
and 1 bear in a bare tree.


2d4 ⇒ (1, 1) = 2 slaadlings
6 Terry Gilliam animations,
5 purple pills!
4 from Sesame Street,
3 hub cabs marked property of Frias,
2 lava lamps,
and 1 bear in a bare tree.


Yay!! We're in the song!!!

*2d4 ⇒ (4, 4) = 8 Slaadlings dance and play*

Liberty's Edge

7 Modron corpses,
2d4 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5 slaadlings,
6 Terry Gilliam animations,
5 purple pills!
4 from Sesame Street,
3 hub cabs marked property of Frias,
2 lava lamps,
and 1 bear in a bare tree. a naked singularity!!!

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