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*eggs the potato*

No, but give it time.


Why are these snakes so dry? Don't worry, I'll take care of you.
*goes in search of a snake-oil salesman.*


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Potato disciple wrote:
I'm shook this thread is still alive. Anyway, I'm a potato. Does that count?

All pale into insignificance beside the Potatoes.


{lurks}


*hurks*


Cut! It's Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, not Potatoes! Who messed with the scripts?


Tossed Slaad wrote:

*eggs the potato*

No, but give it time.

Um, actually, we go better with mayo.

wait, no! that's not what I meant! Ahhhhh!!!


Hey, has anybody seen my sheep?

Liberty's Edge

HEEEEEEEEEEERE SHEEPSHEEPSHEEPSHEEEEEEEEEEPPPPP!!!

*listens for a moment*

Ah-ha - I think I found your SHEEP!


[CENSORED]


WAKE UP SLAADPLE!

Liberty's Edge

*slowly opens one eye...*

*...then the other...*

*...then the third...*

*....BLASTS THE PAGE WITH A BEAM OF NUCLEAR FIRE!!!*


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Some people call me the spruce crowbar.

Some people call me the Dumpster of LARP.

Some people call me Mauritania (WOOP WOOOO)

Because pork and Stilton pies are off the menu.


If I went sane would Hugh still call me Soupor Slaad?

If I'm a liver well would you be there holding a ham?


SLAW! SLAW! SLAW! SLAW! SLAW! SLAW! SLAW!


Potato disciple wrote:
I'm shook this thread is still alive. Anyway, I'm a potato. Does that count?

No. You'll need to be shreaded as a side of hash browns.


:::meanders out of the middle navel of an alternate universe:::

Wow everybody, I have the number 4 from Sesame Street, 3 hub cabs marked property of Frias, 2 lava lamps, and 1 bear in a bare tree. Who wants to antie up?


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

:::meanders out of the middle navel of an alternate universe:::

Wow everybody, I have the number 4 from Sesame Street, 3 hub cabs marked property of Frias, 2 lava lamps, and 1 bear in a bare tree. Who wants to antie up?

On the fifth day of Slaadmas my true glove gave to me 5 purple pills!


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

:::meanders out of the middle navel of an alternate universe:::

Wow everybody, I have the number 4 from Sesame Street, 3 hub cabs marked property of Frias, 2 lava lamps, and 1 bear in a bare tree. Who wants to antie up?

I have my father's sister, can I Auntie up?


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:

:::meanders out of the middle navel of an alternate universe:::

Wow everybody, I have the number 4 from Sesame Street, 3 hub cabs marked property of Frias, 2 lava lamps, and 1 bear in a bare tree. Who wants to antie up?

I have my father's sister, can I Auntie up?

True story!

I once walked 11 miles home, blackout drunk on Goldschlager and somehow made it home safely by the next morning, with all my money, and two CDs I most definitely did not buy.

Ace Of Base and Lynch Mob.

I'll take my prize money in PaizoBucks.


You'll take your prize money in winged noses or not at all.

Liberty's Edge

6 Terry Gilliam animations,
5 purple pills!
4 from Sesame Street,
3 hub cabs marked property of Frias,
2 lava lamps,
and 1 bear in a bare tree.


2d4 ⇒ (1, 1) = 2 slaadlings
6 Terry Gilliam animations,
5 purple pills!
4 from Sesame Street,
3 hub cabs marked property of Frias,
2 lava lamps,
and 1 bear in a bare tree.


Yay!! We're in the song!!!

*2d4 ⇒ (4, 4) = 8 Slaadlings dance and play*

Liberty's Edge

7 Modron corpses,
2d4 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5 slaadlings,
6 Terry Gilliam animations,
5 purple pills!
4 from Sesame Street,
3 hub cabs marked property of Frias,
2 lava lamps,
and 1 bear in a bare tree. a naked singularity!!!


Wrong! And you Sir, Sunomono Slaad, would be safer at Mandalay Bay.

Ugh. That popping neuron under the cranium tells me that the Spicy Nacho Salad is no long on the Taco Bell menu.


8 jiggling egg sacs
7 Modron corpses,
2d4 ⇒ (1, 1) = 2 slaadlings,
6 Terry Gilliam animations,
5 purple pills!
4 from Sesame Street,
3 hub cabs marked property of Frias,
2 lava lamps,
and 1 bear in a bare tree!


9 jars of fog
8 jiggling egg sacs
7 Modron corpses,
2d5 ⇒ (1, 5) = 6 slaadlings,
6 Terry Gilliam animations,
5 purple pills!
4 from Sesame Street,
3 hub cabs marked property of Frias,
2 lava lamps,
and 1 unprovoked pea.


10 Larpers leaving
9 Jars of Fog
8 Jiggling Egg Sacs
7 Modron Corpses
2d4 ⇒ (4, 2) = 6 Slaadlings
6 Terry Gilliam animations
5 Purple pills
4 from Sesame Street
3 hub caps marked property of Frias
2 Lava lamps
And a Bear in a Bare tree.

Liberty's Edge

11 Decks of Many Things,
10 LARPers leaving,
9 Jars of Fog,
8 Jiggling Egg Sacs,
7 Modron corpses,
2d6 - 2 ⇒ (5, 6) - 2 = 9 slaadlings,
6 Terry Gilliam animations,
5 purple pills!
4 from Sesame Street,
3 hub cabs marked property of Frias,
2 lava lamps,
and a naked singularity!


I GUESS IT RAAAAAAIIIIINNSSS DOWN IN AAAAAFRICAAAA!!!!


BUT HE JUST SMILED AND GAVE ME A VEGEMITE SANDWICH!


I think you'll find that's actually the Emperor Charlemagne.


Wrong! Charlie invented VEGETABLES not VEGEMITE!


BABABABABABABABABABABABABA
UMAMAUMAU BABAUMAMAMAU


Baba ganosh? I love that stuff.


Soupor Slaad wrote:
Wrong! Charlie invented VEGETABLES not VEGEMITE!

You don't have to invent something to give it to somebody. Take herpes, for example.


Just a reminder! Turkeys are loud!


Flute Slaad wrote:
Soupor Slaad wrote:
Wrong! Charlie invented VEGETABLES not VEGEMITE!
You don't have to invent something to give it to somebody. Take herpes, for example.

Don’t mind if I do!

Liberty's Edge

I'll take a herpetologist. With curry sauce and a side of roasted corn.


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Flute Slaad wrote:
Soupor Slaad wrote:
Wrong! Charlie invented VEGETABLES not VEGEMITE!
You don't have to invent something to give it to somebody. Take herpes, for example.
Don’t mind if I do!

With chocolate sauce, sprinkles, a picatinny rail, frilled cuffs, and red stripes to make it go faster?


Sunomono Slaad wrote:
I'll take a herpetologist. With curry sauce and a side of roasted corn.

I didn’t know herpes was its own field!


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Sunomono Slaad wrote:
I'll take a herpetologist. With curry sauce and a side of roasted corn.
I didn’t know herpes was its own field!

It's not, its just out standing in it.


Soupor Slaad wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:
Sunomono Slaad wrote:
I'll take a herpetologist. With curry sauce and a side of roasted corn.
I didn’t know herpes was its own field!
It's not, its just out standing in it.

Like an award-winning scarecrow.


Mater Slaad wrote:
Soupor Slaad wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:
Sunomono Slaad wrote:
I'll take a herpetologist. With curry sauce and a side of roasted corn.
I didn’t know herpes was its own field!
It's not, its just out standing in it.
Like an award-winning scarecrow.

... If that scarecrow had sores on its genitals.


Tossed Slaad wrote:
Sunomono Slaad wrote:
I'll take a herpetologist. With curry sauce and a side of roasted corn.
I didn’t know herpes was its own field!

This is really a job for Stink, but needs must...

Will you spay my fleas, will you bean my muff,
As we walk in the fields of herpes?
Will you paint my knees, blimey, what the chuff?
As we roast in the fields of corn

Liberty's Edge

AM GOLD wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:
Sunomono Slaad wrote:
I'll take a herpetologist. With curry sauce and a side of roasted corn.
I didn’t know herpes was its own field!

This is really a job for Stink, but needs must...

Will you spay my fleas, will you bean my muff,
As we walk in the fields of herpes?
Will you paint my knees, blimey, what the chuff?
As we roast in the fields of corn

Hey, HEY, diD I ASk foR A TABlESIDE musICiAn?!?

*bites AM GOLD's 7th-22nd ribs off*


Now egg him!

Liberty's Edge

*delicately and carefully slices AM GOLD's face off with an electrum scalpel, glues it to a diplocaulus egg*


Merry Slaadmas, m@$!%*$*%!%#s!

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