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{joins in singing (badly):} ♪ ♫
Even though a pound of yellow is something quite peacockious
If mu breathe it brick enough, you'll always thyme woodblockious
Semhkerriuviuko!nairadrazerbacoudiahtablaagnooohtosokvokhsydekkilarmaurprul yagnawaolztimlztia'nibbobrethcsgdulkearizaki'olamamommehkeriunottiunitukiru rttasoluoporatsakcauq!!! ♩ ♬ ♭
You're too late, I'm afraid. The toaster's exploded.
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>_>
<_<
{whistles innocently}
Ping!
Oh goodie. My instant Yochlol is ready.
I have always wondered if you felt the slaads presented in Paul Kemp's Erevis Cale books were representative of slaads in any way or were ugly anti slaad propaganda.
Protean Shake: Health food, dance craze, disease symptom, or greeting?
Naturally, the truth lies where all four of those intersect.
{snores, mumbles in sleep}
Sunomono Slaad wrote: Protean Shake: Health food, dance craze, disease symptom, or greeting? Tapir.
Is thereantherian IsadoraDunctor Itegerndra das Haus?
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{absently humming:}
Blinded by the light,
Held up like a loofah by the foreman of the night.
That makes more sense than the original lyrics.
Have a potato.
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And then little early birdy
Gave my anus twirly-whirly
And asked me if I needed a ride
Seriously, someone once said that is what that line sounds like and now I can't unhear it.
Wrapped up like a douche...
A little bum? Purina tights!
Spine did China White...
He wants a shoehorn!
The kind with teeth!
People should get beat up just for statin' their beliefs
He wants a shoehorn!
The kind with teeth!
Because he knows there's no such thing....
Tossed Slaad wrote: I only read beauty tips. Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Tossed Slaad wrote: Naturally, the truth lies where all four of those intersect. Dam. I mean the large concrete thingy.
A criminal record at 64 rpms, a Strudee baseball bat, filty sneakers, don't ask, and a wheel of misfortune.
I've done 3 in a row. Anyone care for 13?
Tossed Slaad wrote: And then little early birdy
Gave my anus twirly-whirly
And asked me if I needed a ride
Seriously, someone once said that is what that line sounds like and now I can't unhear it.
Wrapped up like a douche...
Thus you're doomed.
Doomed I say man DOOMED !!!
Damn, I could really go for a big ouzo salad for lunch.
Be careful - things could get 'meze' !
Ha! Ha! Ha! Greek cuisine joke time!
:::slaps Flute Slaad with a bag of nails:::
I just realized I'm no longer on the Taco bell food menu. Time to "egg" so corporate heads.., and bodies.
"I do not believe your worries concern my textbook" said the waterbear to the flute salute, "I have yet to uncover the truth about bird seed."
Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote: :::slaps Flute Slaad with a bag of nails::: This is outrageous! I demand thumbtacks or better!
::Slaps Spicy Nacho Slaad with a golf shoe half full of nougat, sharp sand and Shania Twain's beard trimmings::
*shoves Flute Slaad acute-angled end first into a trombone, then plays trombone, launching Flute Slaad at hypersonic speed straight at Shrimp Slaad*
*VBBV-WUOAAA-POP!!!*
{does Worm That Wiggles dance, sings (badly):} ♫♪ Fruit Slaad, Yummy Yummy... ♫♪
has flashbacks to his last nightmare trip
Can you point your fnigers and do the twist? can youpoint yuorfinegrs and od the tiwst? gonnago up tehngodowngetbcak upandtrunaaorung!CANOUYPIOTZNOURYFINEGINRSDANODDHETISWT!!
LETSDNACEEREVYDOBY!!
Sunomono Slaad wrote: *shoves Flute Slaad acute-angled end first into a trombone, then plays trombone, launching Flute Slaad at hypersonic speed straight at Shrimp Slaad*
*VBBV-WUOAAA-POP!!!*
Actually, I don't have any angles at all (or saxons), SO THE JUTE'S ON YOU, HENGHIST.
I served with Henghist Khan. I knew Henghist Khan. Henghist Khan was a friend of mine. Slaadator, you're no Henghist Khan.
Sunomono Slaad wrote: *shoves Flute Slaad acute-angled end first into a trombone, then plays trombone, launching Flute Slaad at hypersonic speed straight at Shrimp Slaad*
*VBBV-WUOAAA-POP!!!*
Sounds good.., er chaotic fur a change...
Oh,
GO TEAM CHAOS!!!!!!
Rusty feels like a cross between magenta and Bonnie Tyler's singing voice.
I was the one who tiled Bonnie Tyler. Man, that was a hard job, especially getting the grouting into all the relevant crevices.
"Turn around..."
Where the hell is fruit slaad anyway?
I thought Fruit Slaad was forgotten in the back of the fridge for too long, went bad, and later eloped with a 19-yro jar of Cheez Whiz.
Is Cheez Whiz a symptom of gonorrhea?
Er, I'm asking for a friend, you understand.
I thought Cheez Whiz was a NE Greater Power with ipecacs, ageusia, and stomach ulcers in Its divine portfolio, but It could've won gonorrhea in a high-stakes M:TG game.
NOBODY EXPECTS THE NETHERLANDS ANTILLES!!!
Supposed to be nice and sunshiny tomorrow, partly cloudy on Sunday. Good weather for a family picnic.
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Mmmmm, family... {drools}
What's a family? Did you all emerge from the same host?
I dunno, it sounded delicious. Uncle Xanxost mentioned something about what a "family" was when he egged the Pointer Sisters years ago, but I forgot what- oooo, squirrel!
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