The evil of the turducken pales next to the depravity of the tofurkey.
I was depraved once......
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*attempt to make a tofurducken*
*succeed in summoning Great Old Ones instead*
Yay!! We have guests for Slaadsgiving!!!
* Slaadlings have no idea what they just did*
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*Inspired by Martha Slaadswert, FS dons a pinny and starts making a CthuShubAzathocken*
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♫♫ I want a slaadopotamus for Slaadmas,
Only a slaadopotamus will do...
No crocarchons or proteanceruseses,
I only like slaadopotamuseses.
'Cause slaadopotamuses taste like stew!♫♫
* Slaadlings have started singing carols*
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Squeezy Pouch!!!!!
Had a tooth yanked out last week. Novocain.., The dentist even let keep the vice pliers. Afterwards, I egged him.
{bluesily strums a spaghetti squash:}
If you wanna hang out, you've got to yank teeth out.
Novocain.
If you wanna get clowns, clowns in the ground.
Novocain.
Slaad don't pie, slaad don't fly, slaad don't cry;
Novocain.
Mmmmm.....clowns.
I don't know... This clown tastes funny.
So laugh.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh s@*#. Some clown came out my nose.
Ouch! My duodenum!
Mmmmm.....clowns.
...with bacon!
Mmmmmm.....bacon clowns.
There is no finer thing than the sound a hobo makes as you are removing his spleen.
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(sings)
Well, I'm glad that's out of the way.
My hobo didn't have a spleen when he arrived. To whom should I complain?
Murder hobo?
Yay!! We're so excited that it's almost Slaadsmus! We hope we get lots of presentses! Now we gotta get ready!
* Slaadlings are preparing milk and cookies to set out on Slaadsmus Steve*
I remember my first Slaadsmas Steve. Setting out cookies on his still-warm entrails, waiting all night for the eggs to hatch... Takes me back...
Oh you will get presents my little Slaadlings.
*begins crushing coal*
Yay!! Uncle Mac is making us diamond dust for Slaadsmus!
* Slaadlings like sprinkling it on ice scream*
Uncle? I believe I'm your pappy or perhaps second cousin. I forget.
I forgot something once.......I think.
*Offers up Godzilla,Frankenstein and Mermen to Slaadmas Steve*
I tried to find something once......
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AUGH! I was purple, but now I'm blue!!!!
I never meant 2 cause u any sorrow
I never meant 2 cause u any pain
I only wanted 2 one time see u laughing
I only wanted 2 see u laughing in the purple rain
Purple rain Purple rain
Purple rain Purple rain
Purple rain Purple rain
I only wanted 2 see u bathing in the purple rain
I never wanted 2 be your weekend lover
I only wanted 2 be some kind of friend
Baby I could never steal u from another
It's such a shame our friendship had 2 end
Purple rain Purple rain
Purple rain Purple rain
Purple rain Purple rain
I only wanted 2 see u underneath the purple rain
Honey I know, I know, I know times are changing
It's time we all reach out 4 something new
That means u 2
U say u want a leader
But u can't seem 2 make up your mind
I think u better close it
And let me guide u 2 the purple rain
Purple rain Purple rain
Purple rain Purple rain
If you know what I'm singing about up here
C'mon raise your hand
Purple rain Purple rain
I only want 2 see u, only want 2 see u
In the purple rain
I was hiding in a bush, one fine day, with the mayor of Tonypandy
When who should appear, wheedlin' in my ear
If it wasn't my old mate Ghandi
Ghandi! Ghandi!
If it wasn't my old mate Ghandi
I was wearing a hat, one fine day, with a dozen onyx pricks on
When who should appear, dressed up as Pam Grier
If it wasn't my old mate Nixon
Richard! Nixon!
If it wasn't my old mate Nixon
I was asked by a very worried otter-keeper once if I really really thought that Tarka smelled
Then up did he drive,
Spraying Chanel No. 5,
My very close friend Karl Lagerfeld.
Lager! Felding!
My very close friend Karl Lagerfeld.
Bravo, bravo! We should really put out a K-Tel album with a free magic microphone.
SMUrPH
Are they tasty?
* Slaadlings have cravings for weird little blue things*
I like a good peanut butter and smurf sandwich from time to time.
I had time once......
I had Thyme once...
*fly through thread*
We wonder what the next post will be.
* Slaadlings are shivering with antici--*
-vilizationalism
That's my favorite edible word.
I found some edible underwear. Does that count?
Only in the "lower planes", if you know what I mean.
Is it a sex thing? I'm betting it's a sex thing.
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So far as I'm concerned, all underwear is edible underwear.
As for lower planes, I'm half airport, myself. There they are, buzzing around my control tower, flaps down and all electronic devices switched to safe mode.
"Pink Leader to Base! Permission to land?"
Is it a sex thing? I'm betting it's a sex thing.
*wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* say no more. Actually, on second thought please do because I have no idea what we are talking about.
Soon spring will be here. And with spring comes.....picnics!
I love picnics.
I don't, nooooo. Pike Nick owes me. Owes me dearly, yeeesssss.
Everyone knows Pike Nick is untrustworthy. That's why I only deal with Cod Bob.
Skies into the thread with power drills in each hand, carrying a large beer keg on his back and wearing a shirt displaying the phrase: "Uber sucks!"
Well, those air Asian flights will no longer have any problems.
I am hearing over vines of grape the qllipoth are being the seeking of new markets to preventing any others coming into fruition. Are they to be competing in the Chaos market? Please advise.