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Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
How did you get the sasquatch in the casserole?

You push him.


Bhuuuuuuuuuuu...


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Are you saying "Bhuuuuuuuuuuu..." or "Bhuuuuuuuurns..."?


UNIT DESIGNATED SP1CY NACH0 SL44D REFERS TO THE COUNTRY OF BHUTAN. COUNTRY DESIGNATED BHUTAN HAS A CAPITAL REFERRED TO AS THIMPHU. BHUTAN HAS A POPULATION OF 742,737 UNITS.


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I shoulda expected that... ask a simphu question, get a Thimphu answer.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Are you saying "Bhuuuuuuuuuuu..." or "Bhuuuuuuuurns..."?

I was saying "Bhuuuuuuurns..." or was I? I'll never tell. Mwhaaahaaaahaaa!


D0R1T0 wrote:

UNIT DESIGNATED SP1CY NACH0 SL44D REFERS TO THE COUNTRY OF BHUTAN. COUNTRY DESIGNATED BHUTAN HAS A CAPITAL REFERRED TO AS THIMPHU. BHUTAN HAS A POPULATION OF 742,737 UNITS.

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH 4LKANE COMPOUND DESIGNATED BUT4NE OR CAHIO


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Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
Bhuuuuuuuuuuu...

BHUUUUUU BHUUUUU.

PIC-A-NIC BRAAAIIINS


D0R1T0 wrote:

UNIT DESIGNATED SP1CY NACH0 SL44D REFERS TO THE COUNTRY OF BHUTAN. COUNTRY DESIGNATED BHUTAN HAS A CAPITAL REFERRED TO AS THIMPHU. BHUTAN HAS A POPULATION OF 742,737 UNITS.

Wrong, my mechanical friend of logic. Since Bhutan serves no real purpose in the wirld, I egged all 742,737.06 units. The screams were delightful. Let it sno, let it sno, let it sno.


D0R1T0.2 wrote:
D0R1T0 wrote:

UNIT DESIGNATED SP1CY NACH0 SL44D REFERS TO THE COUNTRY OF BHUTAN. COUNTRY DESIGNATED BHUTAN HAS A CAPITAL REFERRED TO AS THIMPHU. BHUTAN HAS A POPULATION OF 742,737 UNITS.

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH 4LKANE COMPOUND DESIGNATED BUT4NE OR CAHIO

INDEED UNIT DESIGNATED D0R1T0.2. THAT UNIT WOULD NOT CONTAIN 742,737 SUBUNITS.


Spicy Nacho Slaad wrote:
D0R1T0 wrote:

UNIT DESIGNATED SP1CY NACH0 SL44D REFERS TO THE COUNTRY OF BHUTAN. COUNTRY DESIGNATED BHUTAN HAS A CAPITAL REFERRED TO AS THIMPHU. BHUTAN HAS A POPULATION OF 742,737 UNITS.

Wrong, my mechanical friend of logic. Since Bhutan serves no real purpose in the wirld, I egged all 742,737.06 units. The screams were delightful. Let it sno, let it sno, let it sno.

EMINENTLY LOGICAL UNIT SP1CY N4CH0 SL44D.

HA HA HA HA

THIS UNIT MEANT TO DECLARE EMINENTLY ILLOGICAL.


There's something off about those seasoned corn chips.


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They aren't ripe yet. Put them back under the platypus until they turn green.


OZONE!!!


Tossed Slaad wrote:
There's something off about those seasoned corn chips.

Pardon me, but those are my seasoned corns you're disparaging.


SEASONED CORN CHIPS IS SLAAD!!!!!

*grabs a handful of seasoned corn chips*


I'm talking about those triangular robots!


THE ANGLES OF THIS UNIT EXTEND BEYOND THREE DIMENSIONS


Sweet. That's pretty chaotic, after all.


I didn't notice the angles or angels.


That's because your eyes are still oriented universal-laterally.

*slams Spicy's face into the desk, then waves a bowl of burning potpourri under his nose while chanting the lyrics to "I Shot the Sheriff" backwards*

There, cross your eyes, spin around eight times, and lick your ear, then try looking again, yeeesssss.


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{sings (badly):}
My angle brings all the Hounds of Tin-dalos,
And they're like,
It's acuter than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can egg you,
But I'm out of time.
{"dances" non-Euclid-y}


Gentleman Nurn wrote:

That's because your eyes are still oriented universal-laterally.

*slams Spicy's face into the desk, then waves a bowl of burning potpourri under his nose while chanting the lyrics to "I Shot the Sheriff" backwards*

There, cross your eyes, spin around eight times, and lick your ear, then try looking again, yeeesssss.

Yes, that seems to have done it. I notice six or seven point five angles and two furry squirrels. Now, can someone shut of the stereophonic reverb.


NO No No No

Phasers are squishy and flangers are swooshy. This is very important.


What does that have to do with the price of Quillozes in Y&rqt90q4?


20 quatloos, same as in Robert Towne


Chicago, how I yearn to egg thee.


Egg them ALL. Just do be on the lookout for a certain cranky wizard rumored to live in the area. Egg him first if you can.


Salt Lake City, it was egg-quisite.


I love to put salt on my Deviled Eggs (made with real devils).


I'm sure they objected.


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Potato Slaad wrote:
I love to put salt on my Deviled Eggs (made with real devils).

I also love to egg salted devils on my put.


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I prefer to cold smoke my salt mephits before grinding them into seasoning.


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Seasoning? Which one? Fall, Winter, Spring, or Aquarius?


I thought it was The Walking Dead Seasoning 3. But I'll have to ask Aberzombie about that. He knows these things better.


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The sage of Aquarius goes quite well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular. Add a little rosemary and time, and you can have a nice slow-roasted Simon and Garfunkel.


A Bridge over Roasting Waters doesn't have that zing.


BOM PA BOM
BOM PA BOM
BOM PA BOM
BOM PA BOM

WHEN THE SPOOOON IS IN THE SWEATY MOUSE
AND GLUTEN IS MALIGNED BY BRAS....

What about a Bridge over Roger Waters? Or a Roger over Jeff Bridges?


Oh Flute, you truly are a Pompatus of Chaos!


Can I sue em for choaticright infringement?


You can both sue them, not sue them, and then Sue them. Float like a Fluttershy, sing like a cheese... let them enjoy a jab, hook, uppercut combo of Chaos.


Mmmmm....nachos.


Mmmmm....chipotle.

Lantern Lodge

Where has all the chaos gone
Long time passing
Where has all the chaos gone
Long time....

Forgets song chases after a musk ox


Music picks up tempo. FS tears off clothes, inserts flowers anywhere they'll fit, paints pasty carcase with colourful Cabalistic symbols and writhes around stage singing

"THIS IS THE MOONING OF THE SAGE WITH A HAIRY A*SE! WITH A HAIRY A*SE! WITH A HAIRY A*SE! WITH A HA-AWWWK!"

As a shepherd's crook-type implement extends from the wings, hooks him around the neck and forcibly drags him off stage.


The rain on the plane falls mainly on the bear wearing lederhosen!


Mmmmmmmm.., nucleus.


Food particles so small you can barely taste them!


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Rarr! We be goblins!

*2d4 ⇒ (4, 1) = 5 Slaadlings have painted themselves green*


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♫♫♫ I am I, Donky Hotay,
The horse of La Blanca,
My density falls and I grow!
And the styled twins of horseshoes
Will marry Bea Arthur
Withering wilting and slow!

Withering wilting and slow,
Forward the story will go!♫♫♫

*2d4 ⇒ (1, 2) = 3 Slaadlings don't know the lyrics*

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