Ok Zombie plague breaks out at noon(est) today, what do you do?First, I immediately recruit Ash Williams.
Then, I buy a bear costume. Since zombies always attack humans, but never seem to attack animals, a bear costume will allow me to travel amongst the undead with impunity.
Only if they target by sight, if they target by smell your toast.
Still you might provide enough of a distraction for me to get away, taking that into account I suggest you try it and find out their targeting method while I got for the guns.
Only if they target by sight, if they target by smell your toast.Nope. I'll also be wearing Axe deodorant body spray, so my scent will attract sexy, living females, but not zombies.
I use Axe every day....I'm all for you trying your plan, I am now certain you will provide a distraction so I can escape.
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Ok Zombie plague breaks out at noon(est) today, what do you do?First, I immediately recruit Ash Williams.
Then, I buy a bear costume. Since zombies always attack humans, but never seem to attack animals, a bear costume will allow me to travel amongst the undead with impunity.
Except those guys from BROKEN LIZARD...If they go Zombie a bear costume is like to just make um inerested.
I would also hope you have some way to renew your food supply as well in that multibillon bunker. Otherwise you just bought yourself a few months of time, followed by starvation.If I have a multi-billion doller, underground compound.
1. It would not be protected by a chain link fence.
2. The elevator going to said compound will not auto rise up between table in an old shack because you step in the right place.
3. Instead it will need a bio scan and a 10 digit code, and you will be placed into a 72 hour hold upon return
Well I twas a jab at one of the bad resident evil movies really. There are a few ways to grow food underground however.
Besides if stocked right you get yourself years not months
Thats wrong on so many levels. Thanks for shareing
.....attract hot zombie chicksMmmm......hot zombie chicks.
~laughter~ I will assume that the web site is NSFW and check it once I get home!
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October 26 is World Zombie Day!
Contact: Mark Menold, Producer
(412) 953-0937
mmenold@theitsaliveshow.comWorld Zombie Day Outbreak Spreads to 52 Cities October 26 event to benefit food charities worldwide Pittsburgh, PA – September 8, 2008 – World Zombie Day has gone viral, infecting 52 cities in the US, Canada, Central America, Europe, Asia and Australia.
"The number of cities signing on has far exceeded our expectations", says organizer Mark Menold, who is also producer and host of the Pittsburgh-based television program The It’s Alive Show. "The response is overwhelming. We’re going to bring in substantial food donations as well as set another world record." Pittsburgh owns the current Guinness World Record™ for largest zombie gathering of 1,028 people set last year. "This year, we are going to add all of the zombies from each city to come up with one monstrous total so that everyone can say they were part of a world record", says Menold.
World Zombie Day, being held on Sunday, October 26, features zombie walks with accompanying food drives in participating cities. The hub of World Zombie Day will be a walk at the Monroeville Mall with a food drive benefiting the Greater Pittsburgh Community Food Bank. The Mall walk – which is part of the 2008 Zombie Fest – is at the site where George Romero zombie movie Dawn of the Dead was filmed. Zombie Fest is a free, all ages public fan festival celebrating the 30th anniversary of Dawn and all things zombie and will feature vendors, author panels with award winning writers, films, celebrity guests, bands, entertainment and interactive fan activities.
For more information about World Zombie Day or Zombie Fest, please visit www.theitsaliveshow.com.
And here I was getting ready for "Pretend to be a Timetraveller Day - DEC 8". The Dalekettes were gonna be there and everything.
I would also hope you have some way to renew your food supply as well in that multibillon bunker. Otherwise you just bought yourself a few months of time, followed by starvation.If I have a multi-billion doller, underground compound.
1. It would not be protected by a chain link fence.
2. The elevator going to said compound will not auto rise up between table in an old shack because you step in the right place.
3. Instead it will need a bio scan and a 10 digit code, and you will be placed into a 72 hour hold upon returnWell I twas a jab at one of the bad resident evil movies really. There are a few ways to grow food underground however.
Besides if stocked right you get yourself years not months
I assumed as much and recalled they were quickly running out of food.
I went scouting, ok I recalled seeing...down the road from me is a perfect place to gather the goods I will need. All in one area there is a gun shop, grocery store, hospital, and small airport. Perfect for my gathering of supplies and escaping the NY area.
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With just what I have at my house.
1.numerous mid-evil weapons of good quality (swords,flails,2sheilds)
2.chainmail(1 hauberk)
3.Kevlar vest
4.Almost complete suit of stormtrooper armor (made of plastic)
5.2000 GMC Jimmy 4x4 w/ram air conversion and cattle gaurd.
6.3 pistols (a .38,a colt .45, and 1 desert eagle .50w/laser sights)
7.2 shotguns (single shot 20gauge, Remington model 370 "persuader")
8.3 rifles (M-14,modified AR-15, and a 30-30 lever action)
9.More ammo than is sane.
10.extensive camping gear (inc. 2 cases MREs...I got used to them)
11.My dog Titan (German Sheperd/Rottwieller mix)
Load it and the family up and I'm off to my kin up in the mountians of Virginia... who's with me.
Make sure the hot genetically-engineered mutant babe is nearby at all times. And well-armed. Your future will depend on her ability to kill zombies.