Jeremy Mac Donald |
Jeremy Mac Donald wrote:Yeah, I got the wind knocked out of me with a t-shirt once at a baseball game. Still, though, you have to admit that the headline is funny.The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:North Carolina man accused of shooting wife with toilet paper.This can actually hurt quite a bit. I was once at a wedding and, as everyone knows, the bride is supposed to take off her garter and toss it to the young males at some point. Well she was not to keen on having a room full of young males staring at her while she took off a garter so instead they packed one into an air gun. I took it between the eyes and had to be carried off the dance floor to recover.
Sure. I still get razzed 'cause I was taken down by a woman's garter.
Xabulba |
Ten or more black bears found guarding B.C. pot farm.
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Between 10 and 15 amiable black bears popped out of the Kootenay woods to greet the officers, Sgt. Fred Mansveld said.They were extraordinarily docile and mellow, Mansveld said."
Pot farms = happy bears.
Maybe the mounties should leave the farms alone, they might have less bear attacks.
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny |
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:Ten or more black bears found guarding B.C. pot farm."...
Between 10 and 15 amiable black bears popped out of the Kootenay woods to greet the officers, Sgt. Fred Mansveld said.They were extraordinarily docile and mellow, Mansveld said."
Pot farms = happy bears.
Maybe the mounties should leave the farms alone, they might have less bear attacks.
Maybe. Also, if this had been in the US, the place would have been raided by a SWAT team, and the bears would have been shot.
Xabulba |
Xabulba wrote:Maybe. Also, if this had been in the US, the place would have been raided by a SWAT team, and the bears would have been shot.The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:Ten or more black bears found guarding B.C. pot farm."...
Between 10 and 15 amiable black bears popped out of the Kootenay woods to greet the officers, Sgt. Fred Mansveld said.They were extraordinarily docile and mellow, Mansveld said."
Pot farms = happy bears.
Maybe the mounties should leave the farms alone, they might have less bear attacks.
There are still bears in the US? I thought Sarah Palin shot them all from when she was helicopter hunting.
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny |
BBC presents: The Modern Rules of Advertising
For example: Anyone who is at home in the afternoon is in desperate need of a secured loan, a pension plan or no-win, no-fee solicitor.
(Found of This Is Broken)
The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord |
Emergency Bra: Unsnap, separate cups, inhale...
One for you and one for a friend.