Don't spank me forty times!!!

[Heathansson]

Peanut Brittle slaying.

[Tarren Dei]

Happy Birthday Heathy!

[Heathansson]

Thanx!

[Turin the Mad]

The big four-oh ...

+3 peanut brittle bane vorpal chompers FTW!

(He gets the chompers of vecna when he turns 50.)

[Heathansson]

I gotta go back to school or something.

[Mothman]

Happy Birthday mate. Do anything good? Get your crap at the crapstore yesterday alright?

[Heathansson]

Yeah; my kid had a little play to do at his school, and everybody got me cakes at work and at home. My gut looks like a bowling ball is trying to burst out of it.

[Heathansson]

I had to get peanut butter. It's like vegemite, but it's made out of peanuts. It's this store Wal Mart, that I think is an avatar of Yog Sothoth because it's assimilating my land. If it comes to your land, run.

[Callous Jack]

Happy birthday!
You'll need this.

[Heathansson]

mnaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!

[Andrew Turner]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Sounds like we need a gun with silver bullets in it so we can put the old warwoof out of his misery. ;)

There's only one way to kill a werewolf! Vaguely NSFW

Happy birthday! Next year you get a trip to the farm to live with the other animals ...

Any links for the geographically challenged? Goddamned copyrights and licensing!

[Clever Kobold]

Andrew Turner wrote:

Any links for the geographically challenged? Goddamned copyrights and licensing!

Yeah, us in the UK can't see the funny! <sniff>

I find that all the best (semi-)intelligent beings tend to be born in February, since...

Spoiler:

*Sneak spank!*

[Gobble Leaver]

Snags peanut butter sandwich and bolts it.

[Heathansson]

Andrew Turner wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Sounds like we need a gun with silver bullets in it so we can put the old warwoof out of his misery. ;)

There's only one way to kill a werewolf! Vaguely NSFW

Happy birthday! Next year you get a trip to the farm to live with the other animals ...

Any links for the geographically challenged? Goddamned copyrights and licensing!

You'd think Sarah Palin would love it...

[Heathansson]

Gobble Leaver wrote:

Snags peanut butter sandwich and bolts it.

open the bread.

Spoiler:

explosive runs!!!

[Gobble Leaver]

Kobold runs around the thread while running around the thread. Literally.
Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee!

[Emperor7]

Heathansson wrote:

Gobble Leaver wrote:

Snags peanut butter sandwich and bolts it.

open the bread.

** spoiler omitted **

Freudian typo, or did you intend runes instead of runs? lol.

BTW, be glad it's not your silver anniverasry. I hear that's really rough on werewoofs.

[The Jade]

There once was a woof name of Heathansson
Whose birthday roared in with good teething fun
And dark wish he did make
As he shredded his cake
For a big plate of hot Kobold Beefington.

[Callous Jack]

Heathansson wrote:

explosive runs!!!

See, you can't even eat Mexican food anymore...

[Gobble Leaver]

Aicheewawa!
Does Mexican hat dance around the decrepit warwoof.

[Patrick Curtin]

Andrew Turner wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Sounds like we need a gun with silver bullets in it so we can put the old warwoof out of his misery. ;)

There's only one way to kill a werewolf! Vaguely NSFW

Happy birthday! Next year you get a trip to the farm to live with the other animals ...

Any links for the geographically challenged? Goddamned copyrights and licensing!

Scratches head

Dunno,actually. Adult Swim releases all their stuff on their own website so people can access it with no RIAA issues. Don't know what the overseas stuff is, but if you Google 'Silver Bullet Robot Chicken' you might get to something......

[Andrew Turner]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Andrew Turner wrote:

Patrick Curtin wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Sounds like we need a gun with silver bullets in it so we can put the old warwoof out of his misery. ;)

There's only one way to kill a werewolf! Vaguely NSFW

Happy birthday! Next year you get a trip to the farm to live with the other animals ...

Any links for the geographically challenged? Goddamned copyrights and licensing!

Scratches head

Dunno,actually. Adult Swim releases all their stuff on their own website so people can access it with no RIAA issues. Don't know what the overseas stuff is, but if you Google 'Silver Bullet Robot Chicken' you might get to something......

Ah! YouTube worked; Adult Swim's site gives the standard, 'sorry, you IP address is outside the US' :-(

[Heathansson]

You guys all remind me of the kids at the end.

[Hugo Solis]

Gobble Leaver wrote:

Aicheewawa!

Does Mexican hat dance around the decrepit warwoof.

[mexicanguy]That would be ¡Hay chihuahua![/mexicanguy]

:P

Spank!

[Heathansson]

No mas! No mas! Tengu duele!!!

[Hugo Solis]

Callese y aguantese como hombre wobo macho!

Nalgada! (spank in spanish)

[Heathansson]

no lea por favor:

Spoiler:

No hay extranjeros a amar Usted sabe las reglas y así que hace yo Comisiones completas qué Im que piensa en usted no conseguiría a esto de ninguÌ?n otro individuo Apenas quiero decirle cómo la sensación Im consiguió hacer que usted entiende * nunca yendo a darle para arriba Nunca yendo a dejarle abajo Nunca yendo a funcionar alrededor y a abandonarle nunca que va a hacerle grito Nunca yendo a decir adiós Nunca yendo a decir una mentira y a lastimarle Weve se conoce durante tanto tiempo Sus corazones que duelen Pero youre demasiado tímido decirlo Dentro de nosotros ambos sabemos que se está encendiendo qué sabemos el juego y íbamos a jugarlo Y si usted me pregunta cómo Im que siente No me diga las persianas del youre también ver (* repetición) Déle para arriba. déle para arriba Déle para arriba, déle para arriba Nunca yendo a dar Nunca yendo a dar, déle para arriba Nunca yendo a dar Nunca yendo a dar, cinco usted para arriba Apenas quiero decirle cómo la sensación Im consiguió hacer que usted entiende

[Hugo Solis]

No lo lei

*silva tonada pegajosa*

[Heathansson]

babelfish is on pcp.
it translates that as "tonada whistles sticky."

[Gobble Leaver]

Gets out his newest book, Ju two Can Lurn too Spel en Spannish, makes a note, and continues studying. As he works, it becomes obvious that this new book is already stained within and without by jam and chile con carne.

[Ferguson Finn]

<Fergus winds back with his Dwarven War Paddle> "Happy Birthday, young fellah!" THWAK! oohh ... threatening crit ... confirming crit! THWAK! "yes!! ... Ya better find a priest, there whippersnapper"

[Trey]

Hope you had a really great birthday and have an even better year! My experience is being 40 kinda sucks, so I'm thinking in a couple of months I might try being 41. You know, just to check it out and see if it's better.

[Heathansson]

Tell me how it is; maybe I'll try it in a year.
I think I'll start counting my age backwards though.

[Turin the Mad]

Add the digits of your age together until you arrive at a single-digit number. That makes you 4 now - have fun!

Sleestak ... >.<

[Heathansson]

Yeah, but now I have sleestak hands.

[Crimson Jester]

DoveArrow wrote:

*Spank*

Spank 2

[Heathansson]

Away thy quirt, crimson naped rapscallion!