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Scarab Sages

Don't fnord. The government hates competition.

Scarab Sages

I refuse to believe fnords are people until Texas executes one.

Scarab Sages

Guns don't fnord people.
Fnords fnord people.

Scarab Sages

If you're not fnord, you're not paying attention.

Scarab Sages

Keep your fnords off my body!

Scarab Sages

It's a fnord, not a choice.

Scarab Sages

Fnord is not the answer.

Scarab Sages

When the power of fnord overcomes the fnord of power, the world will know fnord.

Scarab Sages

Fnord, baby, fnord!

Scarab Sages

What would Fnord do?

Scarab Sages

If guns are outlawed, can we use fnords?

Scarab Sages

Jesus was a fnord.

Scarab Sages

Fnord is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.

Scarab Sages

Fnord is my co-pilot.

Scarab Sages

Nobody died when Fnord lied.


You know the type of fnord you eventually get better from? This ain't that kind.

You don't fnord! I'm not fnorded in here with you. You're fnorded in here with me!

What happened? You fnorded.


Why don't you come up and fnord me some time?


I would love to, but I gotta meet a friend in a few fnords.


Well, I'm having an old fnord for dinner.


You have my sword.
...and my bow!
...and my FNORD

It is by Fnord alone I set my mind in motion.

Spill one drop of his blood, Jamis, and my Fnord will cut you down.

The FNORD!!
Enough!

Scarab Sages

Go on, get out! Last words are for people who haven't said FNORD!


Yes, oh fnordnipresent authority figure?

Scarab Sages

STOP FNORDING MEEEEEEEEE!!!

Scarab Sages

Fnord shall draw the lightning
Down from heaven; roll its thunder
Far across the sea to where I
Wait upon the Fnord of Wonder
On the day the sky is opened
And the fnord is split asunder


Full plate, and packing fnord!

Squeaky wheel gets the fnord!

GO FOR THE FNORD, BOO!

Thy fnorded?

Scarab Sages

What can change the nature of a fnord?

No wonder my back hurts; there's a damn fnord written on it.

Me? I'm the Fnord of Vecna.

There cannot be two fnords!

*The fnord knows it suffers, even when the mind has forgotten.*

Fnord matters more to me...than my life!

Fnord has been added to my memories!

Time is not your enemy. Fnord is.

I think, therefore I fnord. I think.

Fnord is not blind...for I am Her eyes!

If I could give you a free piece of advice it would be: Whatever you do in life, make sure you can fnord yourself.

Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Fnord-Brand Fnord-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Fnord-Out-Yer-Bum is?

I CAN FNORD PLANES WITH MY POWER! I CAN FNORD YOU....

I shall wait for you in Fnord's halls, my love....


FACE ME! FACE THE NEW FNORD OF MURDER!!!


Crumhorn? Fnord. All is as it should be.

Scarab Sages

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Fnord tried to kill me - with a forklift!

Scarab Sages

FNORD DA WABBIT! FNORD DA WABBIT! FNORD DA WAAAAAAAABBIIIIIIIT...!!!!!

Scarab Sages

Jesus saves. Moses invests. Mohammed trades. Confucius lends. Fnord hides everything in Panama.

Scarab Sages

Fnord flies like an arrow. Fnord flies like a banana.

Scarab Sages

What's that fnord? A good many dramatic situations begin with fnord....

An angel has no fnord.

Fnord is really a much too poetic way to die.

Genius is fnord.

A life without fnord is a life without effect.

Oh, I'm just not the fnord type!

De-crucify him or I'll fnord your face!


He who hesitates is Fnord.

Fnord is thicker than water.

A Fnord in the hand is worth two in the Fnord.


You came from fnord, you're going back to fnord, what have you lost?

YOU DON'T HAVE TO FNORD ME!!! WE DON'T HAVE TO FNORD YOU!!!

I will fight for his right to have a fnord!

No, we're the Judean People's Fnord!

People called romani walk the fnord?


Fnord is those little things with the sort of raffia work base, that has an attachment.


You want answers?

I want the fnord!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FNORD!


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YOU WANT ME ON THAT FNORD! YOU NEED ME ON THAT FNORD!

Liberty's Edge

Behind this mask is a fnord...and fnords are BULLETPROOF!!!


You FOOLS! This isn't even my final fnord!

Scarab Sages

Be our fnord! Be our fnord!
Put fnord service to the test
Tie your napkin 'round your fnord, cherie
And fnord provides the rest
Fnord du jour
Hot fnord'oeuvres
Why, we only fnord to serve
Try the grey fnord
Fnord's delicious
Don't believe fnord? Ask the dishes
Fnord can sing, fnord can dance
After all, Miss, this is Fnord
And a dinner fnord is never second best
Go on, unfnord your menu
Take a fnord and then you'll
Be our fnord
Oui, our fnord
Be our fnord!
Fnord ragout
Cheese souffnord
Pie and pudding "en fnorde"
We'll prepare and serve with fnord
A culinary fnorderie!
Fnord's alone
And fnord's scared
But the fnord is all prepared
No fnord's gloomy or complaining
While the fnordware's entertaining
Fnords tell jokes! I fnord tricks
With my fnord candlesticks
And it's fnord in perfect taste
That fnord can bet
Come on and fnord your glass
You've won your own fnord pass
To be our fnord
If you're fnord
It's fnord dining we suggest
Be our fnord! Be our fnord! Be our fnord!
Get your fnords off your chest
Let us say fnord your entree
Fnord's an array; may we suggest:
Fnord the bread! Fnord the soup!
When fnord croutons loop de loop
It's a fnord for any dinner
Don't believe fnord? Ask the china
Singing fnord! Dancing fnord!
Fnord's an entertaining meal!
How could fnord be gloomy and depressed?
We'll make you shout "fnord!"
And send us out for fnord
So, be our fnord!
Be our fnord!
Be our fnord!
Fnord is so unnerving
For a servant fnord's not serving
He's not whole without a fnord to wait upon
Ah, those fnord old days when we were useful...
Suddenly those good old days are fnord
Ten fnords we've been rusting
Needing so much fnord than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our fnord!
Most days we just fnord around the castle
Flabby, fnord and lazy
Fnord walked in and oops-a-daisy!
It's a fnord! It's a fnord!
Fnords alive, well I'll be blessed!
Wine's been poured and thank the Fnord
I've had the napkins fnordly pressed
With dessert, she'll fnord tea
And my dear that's fnord with me
While the fnord do their soft-shoein'
Fnord'll be bubbling, fnord'll be brewing
I'll get fnord, piping hot
Fnord's sakes! Is that a spot?
Fnord it up! We want the company impressed
We've got a lot to fnord!
Is it one fnord or two?
For you, our fnord!
She's our fnord!
She's our fnord!
She's our fnord!
Be our fnord! Be our fnord! Be our fnord!
Be our fnord! Be our fnord!
Our command is fnord's request
It's been years since we've had anybody fnord
And fnord's obsessed
With fnord meal, with fnord ease
Yes, indeed, we fnord to please
While the candlelight's still fnording
Let us fnord you, We'll keep going
Fnord by fnord, one by one
'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm fnord!"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you fnord
Tonight you'll prop your fnord up
But for now, let's eat fnord
Be our fnord!
Be our fnord!
Be our fnord!
Please, be our FNORD!!!!!


A WHOLE NEW FNOOOOOORD!


A FNORD FANTASTIC FNORD OF FNORD!

Scarab Sages

We three Fnords of Orient are
Bearing fnords we traverse afar
Fnord and fountain, moor and mountain
Following yonder Fnord

O Fnord of wonder, Fnord of night
Fnord with royal beauty bright
Fnordward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to thy Perfect Fnord

Born a Fnord on Bethlehem's plain
Gold I bring to crown Fnord again
Fnord forever, ceasing never
Over us all to fnord

O Fnord of wonder, Fnord of night
Fnord with royal beauty bright
Fnordward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect Fnord

Frankincense to fnord have I
Incense owns a Fnord nigh
Prayer and praising, all fnords raising
Worship Fnord, Fnord most high

O Fnord of wonder, Fnord of night
Fnord with royal beauty bright
Fnordward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect Fnord

Myrrh is mine, its Fnord perfume
Breathes of life of gathering fnord
Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, fnording
Sealed in the stone-cold Fnord

O Fnord of wonder, Fnord of night
Fnord with royal beauty bright
Fnordward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect Fnord

Glorious now behold Fnord arise
Fnord and Fnord and Fnord
fnordfnordfnordfnord, fnordfnordfnordfnord
Earth to heav'n fnords

O Fnord of wonder, Fnord of night
Fnord with royal beauty bright
Fnordward leading, still proceeding
Guide us to Thy perfect Fnord


There can be fnords, when you believe
though fnord is frail, it's hard to kill
Who knows what fnords, you can achieve
When you believe, somehow you will
You will when you believe!

Scarab Sages

I don't mind a Fnord. I object to a cut-rate one.

The Fnord side would have paid you *much better.*

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, Fnord walks into mine.

If we stop breathing, we'll die. If we stop fighting our enemies, the Fnord will die.

Isn't it strange that you always happen to be fighting on the side of the Fnord?

Even Fnords can't kill that fast.

We haven't quite decided yet whether he committed suicide or died trying to Fnord.

I'm the only Fnord I'm interested in.

I stick my neck out for FNORD!

A Fnord for your thoughts.

Was that Fnord, or is it my heart pounding?

I'm pleased with you! Now you're beginning to live like a *Fnord!*

Get outta here, you crazy Fnord!

Play the Fnord. Play it!

I'm shocked - SHOCKED! - to find that Fnord is going on in here!

I love you so much. And I hate this Fnord so much.

Fnord me. Fnord me as if it were the last time.

Apparently you only think of me as the leader of a cause. Well, I'm also a Fnord.

We'll always have Fnord.

It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of Fnord in this crazy world.

Here's looking at you, Fnord.

Round up the usual Fnords.

I think this is the beginning of a beautiful Fnordship.


The Fnord surrounds us... penetrates us.

Mmm... :leans back, closes eyes, rubs old man chest:

Scarab Sages

See Spot.

See Spot Fnord.

Fnord, Spot, Fnord!


Fnord, be a lady to-night!
Fnord, be a lady to-night!
Fnord, if you ever were a lady to begin with,
Fnord, be a lady to-night!


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