Fnord is...?

[Skeleton in your closet]

Fnord giveth, and Fnord taketh. So says Fnord.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

To put on the ritz is to put on the fnord.

[Orthos]

Fnord is hiding in your closet.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I thought of that one a while ago, but held back for some reason.

Fnord is Sovereign of the Howling Dark.

[Your Deeper Darkness]

Stare into the fnord long enough and the fnord stares back.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord is simultaneously a wave and a particle.

[GoatToucher]

Fnord be a lady tonight!

[Pulg]

Fnord is the twinkle in your accountant's eye.

[Randarak]

I can't believe that I Fnord the whole thing.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

You ain't never had a fnord like me!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord is a laser that emits pure antimatter.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord is Stanley Ipkiss's wacky pajamas.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord makes me treat you the way that I do, gee baby, ain't I fnord to you?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

We all fnord, metaphorically speaking.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

There's always time for one last fnord.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord is a SPICY meat-a-ball!

[Orthos]

Fnord is partially stars, mostly void.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord is cheap, effective, fast-acting, silent, invisible, tasteless, odorless, and leaves no visible signs of injury.

[Ventnor]

Fnord had to come for Theodore Roosevelt in his sleep. If he had been awake, there would have been a fnord.

[Randarak]

We can fnord if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't fnord and if they don't fnord
Well they're are no friends of mine...

...cause they don't fnord...

[equinoxmaster]

Fnord is the author of the journals, my brother.

[Orthos]

Fnord is the reason kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

[equinoxmaster]

Fnord stole me lucky charms

[Sissyl]

Fnord is nasty, brutish and short.

[equinoxmaster]

"You thought it was Jojo, but it was me, Fnord!!!!"

[GoatToucher]

Fnord: the -other- white meat.

[GoatToucher]

Give me liberty or give me Fnord!

[GoatToucher]

The Fnord in Fnord Fnords Fnordly in the Fnord!

(I think she's got it!)

[GoatToucher]

SphinctersaysFnord?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord is the language that Babelfish speak amongst themselves.

[GoatToucher]

Warrior needs Fnord badly!

[Orthos]

Fnord is, and was, and is to come.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"Fnord? What is it???"

"It's [REDACTED], but that's not important right now...."

[Orthos]

Fnord, what is it good for?

[Goth Guru]

I have completed Einsteins unified field theory! I had to use Fnord as a placeholder value, but if I ever figure out what Fnord is, we're in business. :)

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord is the only thing preventing Razmir from qualifying as a legitimate deity.

[Orthos]

Fnord put the bop in the bop she bop she bop.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord is the power I hereby unlock by making my 10,000th post!!!

[Sissyl]

BY THE FNORD OF GRAYSKULL!!!!

[Randarak]

I asked for this sandwich with no fnord! But look at this, there's fnord all over the place!!

[Sissyl]

When you got them by the fnord, their hearts and minds will follow.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord knows when you are sleeping, fnord knows when you're awake, fnord knows if you've been bad or good, so be fnord for goodness sake!

[Ventnor]

"This is Super Fnord. And this is Super Fnord 2. And this... is to go one Fnord beyond!"

*Screams incoherently for 30 minutes*

[Goth Guru]

Oh goody, Fnord Mario Fnord is due to release tomorrow. :s

[Randarak]

Reason not withstanding, the universe continues unabated. Its history is terribly long and awfully difficult to understand, even in its simpler moments which are, roughly speaking, the beginning and the end. The Wave Harmonic Theory of Historical Perception, in its simplest form, states that history is an illusion caused by the passage of time, and that time is an illusion caused by the passage of history. It also states that one’s perception of these illusions is conditioned by three important factors: who you are; where you are; and when you last had lunch with a fnord.

[Sissyl]

For each fnord, there is an equal and opposite counterfnord.

[GoatToucher]

Give a man a Fnord, he Fnord's for a day...

[the Lorax]

Fnord:

[Randarak]

GoatToucher wrote:

Give a man a Fnord, he Fnord's for a day...

...but teach a man to Fnord, and he Fnord's for a lifetime...