I swear to Adabar ladies, I just dropped my MARS bar...its not what you think.....
"How come nobody ever complains about Ezren using the Ladies' Bath?"
"That bloody bath attendant told me they were all out of towels, so where did you get those?"
"So, I said to Karzoug, well you're just gonna - Whoa Nelly! SHE'S NEKKID!"
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Ezren: <dreaming> "....mmmMMMMmmmmm Bea Arthur ....."
Merisiel and Kyra in unison: "EWWWWW VALEROS! I can't believe you just peed in the pool!"
Valeros: "Ladies c'mon! It's all chlorinated baby! Just enjoy the warmth."
Unidentified Skulking Pool Attendant with a Falchion: "I knew it. The minute that Valeros guy walked in here I took one look at him and knew he was a pool pisser. I just knew it. Chlorine hasn't even been invented yet. Do you have any idea how tired I am of scrubbing adventurer urine from the pool? They raid a dungeon, come in here to relax, and think they can just piss wherever they want.
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That's it, I'm just gonna shank him."
"We're both too old to be shy, why don't you get back and we"PG-13 DAMMIT!
This restriction is so bad. The picture screams for rowdier humour.
"1..2..3! Not quite fast enough! Now we"PG-13 DAMMIT!
You're killing me!
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Valeros: "I assure you ladies it IS MASTERWORK... Come on! I just drank a potion of Endurance and... "
That and Still/Silent Spells cast by Ezren:
Special Variation of Reduce Person('s Lil Pecker) on Valeros [failed his save],
Invisibility and Water Breathing on Lem,
Arcane Eye in the pool,
Hand of the Frisky Apprentice on just about everywhere
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Cover art for Pathfinder RPG?We'll I'm certainly glad that ISN'T it Spoiler McSpoilsalot. :P
Oh, pleaze. Don't start accusing me of anything or I'll b%#$~slap you all the way to RuPaul's new reality show. :)
This is the age of the internet. if it's on-line, it's like taking your sex tapes* to the fotoshop. tell ur artists and writers that if they wan to keep things Top Secret, keep them off-line, preferably under lock, key, and with a basilisk slumbering on top.
*speaking of which, your third volume was boring. that split over the bed was so posed!
Merisiel gets an ad-hoc award of some kind for Standing There Looking Like That.
(Seriously, the right-hand end of this pic may qualify as the Best Thing Ever.)
The more I think about Wes' response, the more it sounds like a tacit admission. If so, three cheers for Spoiler McSpoilsalot!
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Cover art for Pathfinder RPG?We'll I'm certainly glad that ISN'T it Spoiler McSpoilsalot. :POh, pleaze. Don't start accusing me of anything or I'll b@@&*slap you all the way to RuPaul's new reality show. :)
This is the age of the internet. if it's on-line, it's like taking your sex tapes* to the fotoshop. tell ur artists and writers that if they wan to keep things Top Secret, keep them off-line, preferably under lock, key, and with a basilisk slumbering on top.
*speaking of which, your third volume was boring. that split over the bed was so posed!
I thought it was artistic. The soft light, the hay bales...
Anyway, F. Wesley Shneiderblestein had to put himself through school somehow.
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blah, blah, blah, exploitive artwork, blah, blah, blah, cheesecake art leads to repression of women, blah, blah, blah
Okay, that debate's covered, on to the captioning!*
*Not by me of course. Someone with a sense of humor should be captioning. I'm only here to stir up controversy.
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Cover art for Pathfinder RPG?We'll I'm certainly glad that ISN'T it Spoiler McSpoilsalot. :POh, pleaze. Don't start accusing me of anything or I'll b@@&*slap you all the way to RuPaul's new reality show. :)
This is the age of the internet. if it's on-line, it's like taking your sex tapes* to the fotoshop. tell ur artists and writers that if they wan to keep things Top Secret, keep them off-line, preferably under lock, key, and with a basilisk slumbering on top.
*speaking of which, your third volume was boring. that split over the bed was so posed!
I thought it was artistic. The soft light, the hay bales...
The glint of blue off the viagra....
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By the way fellow posters, at least now we have confirmation of which female Iconic Meresiel has the hearts for.
I always thought Meresiel hearts Seelah. They're both playing on the same intellectual air hockey table, judging by their stats. They can play the "I love you more than sunshine" game while the other iconics sort through the plot.
And the Hooded Physician of the Ebon Brisk was quite distraught:
“I told that adventurer not to go into water for two days after his vasectomy and he can’t even wait two minutes … oi vay!”
Valeros - "I'm only trying to up my Experience! Wouldn't you like to take it to the next Level?"
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Valeros: C'mon! You're hot, I'm hot, and serve the goddess of redeption, so let's share our respective, "redeeming virtues".
Kyra: I'll redeem your virtue, you big perv!
Mersiel: (thinking) Perhaps inviting her wasn't such a good idea after all...
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Valeros: "Birthmark my arse, if that dagger is a birthmark my manhood is a longsword. "Bladesaholic" got a tatoo."
Merisiel: "Your mine V."
Seenah in unison: "Val, if I were you I would take my chances fighting naked against the guy hiding with the blood drenched sword, we don't have the gold to get another priest for you."
Valeros: What? It was the bubble jets! Really!
Edit, somone beat me to it...