paizo.com Recent Posts in Best Monty Python Sketchpaizo.com Recent Posts in Best Monty Python Sketch2012-11-15T21:54:17Z2012-11-15T21:54:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python SketchMageHunterhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#312017-04-21T00:30:16Z2017-04-21T00:29:04Z<p>The first man to jump the British Channel!</p>
<p>Reporter:<b>How do you respond to accusations you are taking advantage of him?</b></p>
<p>Agent: <b>That is completely and utterly ridiculous. All I do is help him find his true inner passion, and find them.</b></p>
<p>Reporter: <b>And what is his passion now?</b></p>
<p>Agent: <b>He's going to split a railway with his nose.</b></p>The first man to jump the British Channel!
Reporter:How do you respond to accusations you are taking advantage of him?
Agent: That is completely and utterly ridiculous. All I do is help him find his true inner passion, and find them.
Reporter: And what is his passion now?
Agent: He's going to split a railway with his nose.MageHunter2017-04-21T00:29:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python SketchMageHunterhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#302017-04-21T00:24:58Z2017-04-21T00:08:05Z<p>So hard to pick a favorite.</p>
<p>One I LOVE that isn't mentioned yet is the dirty fork sketch.</p>So hard to pick a favorite.
One I LOVE that isn't mentioned yet is the dirty fork sketch.MageHunter2017-04-21T00:08:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python SketchProfession Smith 6 rankshttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#292017-04-20T20:52:25Z2017-04-20T20:52:25Z<p>It's more of an Honorable Mention, but I can't help but smile every time I see the "A Tiger?! (In Africa?!)" bit from "The Meaning of Life."</p>It's more of an Honorable Mention, but I can't help but smile every time I see the "A Tiger?! (In Africa?!)" bit from "The Meaning of Life."Profession Smith 6 ranks2017-04-20T20:52:25ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python SketchIrontruthhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#282017-04-20T20:39:44Z2017-04-20T20:39:44Z<p>"How not to be seen" is probably my favorite.</p>
<p>Not mentioned so far, but I love it:</p>
<p><a href="https://youtu.be/QEmOVR16QFM?t=1m44s" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Archeologists</a></p>"How not to be seen" is probably my favorite.
Not mentioned so far, but I love it:
ArcheologistsIrontruth2017-04-20T20:39:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python Sketchlucky7 (alias of Elizabeth Brasell)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#272017-04-20T17:09:43Z2017-04-20T17:09:43Z<p>Cheese Shop, definitely.</p>Cheese Shop, definitely.lucky7 (alias of Elizabeth Brasell)2017-04-20T17:09:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python Sketchatheralhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#262017-04-20T16:53:49Z2017-04-20T16:53:49Z<p>Dead Parrot Sketch is by far my favorite one off bit. But Holy Grail is to my mind the..well...Holy Grail of Monty Python bits.</p>Dead Parrot Sketch is by far my favorite one off bit. But Holy Grail is to my mind the..well...Holy Grail of Monty Python bits.atheral2017-04-20T16:53:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python SketchHaladirhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#252017-04-20T15:33:29Z2017-04-20T15:30:19Z<p>"<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGrvQ1c5khU" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Nudge, Nudge</a>"</p>
<p>and</p>
<p>"<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Argument Clinic</a>"</p>"Nudge, Nudge"
and
"Argument Clinic"Haladir2017-04-20T15:30:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python SketchKajehasehttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#242017-04-19T14:52:13Z2017-04-19T14:52:13Z<p>"Philosophy Football"</p>
<p>and</p>
<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lefP0_ZM-Lw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">"Fish slapping dance."</a></p>"Philosophy Football"
and
"Fish slapping dance."Kajehase2017-04-19T14:52:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python SketchJoe Kondrakhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#232017-04-19T14:37:10Z2017-04-19T14:37:10Z<p><a href="https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4upY8UWrsU" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Olympic Hide and Seek</a></p>Olympic Hide and SeekJoe Kondrak2017-04-19T14:37:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python SketchDM Lil" Eschie (alias of Escharid Blackrose)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#222017-04-19T14:17:07Z2017-04-19T14:17:07Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJSey8HRUhU" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">How to irritate people</a></p>How to irritate peopleDM Lil" Eschie (alias of Escharid Blackrose)2017-04-19T14:17:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python SketchAdam Daigle (Director of Game Development)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#212009-01-20T21:27:59Z2009-01-20T21:27:59Z<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSqkdcT25ss" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">"Upperclass Twit of the Year"</a></p>
<p>and</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79vdlEcWxvM" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">"Philosophy Football"</a></p>"Upperclass Twit of the Year"
and
"Philosophy Football"Adam Daigle (Director of Game Development)2009-01-20T21:27:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python SketchKobold Catgirlhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#202009-01-20T21:20:06Z2009-01-20T21:18:55Z<p>The "I'm not dead" scene in Holy Grail. Also, any scenes involving the word 'Ni!' or the thing with people beating cats.
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Also, 'How not to be seen'.</p>The "I'm not dead" scene in Holy Grail. Also, any scenes involving the word 'Ni!' or the thing with people beating cats.
Also, 'How not to be seen'.Kobold Catgirl2009-01-20T21:18:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python Sketchthefishcomethhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#192009-01-20T20:03:22Z2009-01-20T20:03:21Z<p>I think I may have to go with either "The Bishop" or "Election Night Special". But they are all so, so funny. Oh, and if we are counting sketches from movies, I laugh every time I see Mr. Creosote explode in The Meaning of Life.</p>
<p>"Would you like a <i>waffer</i>-thin mint?"</p>I think I may have to go with either "The Bishop" or "Election Night Special". But they are all so, so funny. Oh, and if we are counting sketches from movies, I laugh every time I see Mr. Creosote explode in The Meaning of Life.
"Would you like a waffer-thin mint?"thefishcometh2009-01-20T20:03:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python SketchMike Welham (Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#182017-04-19T14:30:24Z2009-01-20T19:27:45Z<p>The Cheese Shop and the following sketch, "Salad Days". The over-the-top death and mayhem makes me laugh.</p>
<p>Another favorite is The Dead Parrot.</p>The Cheese Shop and the following sketch, "Salad Days". The over-the-top death and mayhem makes me laugh.
Another favorite is The Dead Parrot.Mike Welham (Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012)2009-01-20T19:27:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python Sketchflynnsterhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#172012-11-16T00:43:03Z2009-01-20T19:15:48Z<p>RAF Officer grilling pilot over his perceived homosexuality due to visual clue of wearing a pink ballerina's too-too over uniform..</p>
<p>Officer - Are you Sir, or are you not, a Pufta!?!?!?</p>RAF Officer grilling pilot over his perceived homosexuality due to visual clue of wearing a pink ballerina's too-too over uniform..
Officer - Are you Sir, or are you not, a Pufta!?!?!?flynnster2009-01-20T19:15:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python SketchBill Dunnhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#162009-01-20T19:04:36Z2009-01-20T19:04:35Z<p>I've always liked "Cheese Shop" and "Close Order Swanning About" by the Second Armoured Division.</p>I've always liked "Cheese Shop" and "Close Order Swanning About" by the Second Armoured Division.Bill Dunn2009-01-20T19:04:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python SketchUbermenchhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#152009-01-20T19:00:01Z2009-01-20T19:00:00Z<p>Pet Shop and the two Ladys talking about burying the cat.</p>
<p>Didn't get a wink of sleep last nigh.</p>
<p>Why not?</p>
<p>Spent all night burying the cat.</p>
<p>Why did it take all night?</p>
<p>The cat keep getting up and running away.</p>Pet Shop and the two Ladys talking about burying the cat.
Didn't get a wink of sleep last nigh.
Why not?
Spent all night burying the cat.
Why did it take all night?
The cat keep getting up and running away.Ubermench2009-01-20T19:00:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python SketchTimitius (Wayfinder, PaizoCon Founder)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#142009-01-20T18:52:24Z2009-01-20T18:52:23Z<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekiZYSVdeQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">"How Not to be Seen".</a></p>
<p>Other favs:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmyz_f8Sx14" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> "Silly Olympics"</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">"Crunchy Frogs"</a></p>"How Not to be Seen".
Other favs:
"Silly Olympics"
"Crunchy Frogs"Timitius (Wayfinder, PaizoCon Founder)2009-01-20T18:52:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python SketchDavid Schwartz (Contributor)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#132009-01-20T18:41:16Z2009-01-20T18:41:15Z<p>Argument Clinic</p>Argument ClinicDavid Schwartz (Contributor)2009-01-20T18:41:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python SketchCuchulainnhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#122009-01-20T18:36:11Z2009-01-20T18:36:10Z<p>The Fish License, Spam, Just about all of <i>Life of Brian</i>, The Organ Donor Card, the Anti-Church ballistic missile, the Spanish Inquisition.</p>The Fish License, Spam, Just about all of Life of Brian, The Organ Donor Card, the Anti-Church ballistic missile, the Spanish Inquisition.Cuchulainn2009-01-20T18:36:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python Sketchlastknightlefthttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#112009-01-20T18:03:44Z2009-01-20T18:03:43Z<p>when we got our dog her name was originally going to be named Aurther Two-Sheds Knight, but then we realized only we would get the refrence so we just named her Monty Two-Sheds Knight</p>when we got our dog her name was originally going to be named Aurther Two-Sheds Knight, but then we realized only we would get the refrence so we just named her Monty Two-Sheds Knightlastknightleft2009-01-20T18:03:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python SketchCrimson Jesterhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#102009-01-20T17:17:33Z2009-01-20T17:17:30Z<p>Pet Shop
<br />
<i>
<br />
"But I want a Cat, that's a terrier"<span class=messageboard-ooc>
<br />
"well with a shortening of the tail and I can shave it and attach whiskers it will make a fine cat"</span>
<br />
"but that wouldn't be a cat it would be a mangled terrier"<span class=messageboard-ooc>
<br />
"how about this, I chop off the front of the face and attach a beak and we make you a nice parrot sir"</span>
<br />
"Well how long would that take?"</i></p>Pet Shop
"But I want a Cat, that's a terrier"
"well with a shortening of the tail and I can shave it and attach whiskers it will make a fine cat"
"but that wouldn't be a cat it would be a mangled terrier"
"how about this, I chop off the front of the face and attach a beak and we make you a nice parrot sir"
"Well how long would that take?"Crimson Jester2009-01-20T17:17:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python Sketchcarborundum (RPG Superstar 2010 Top 32)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#92009-01-20T17:05:51Z2009-01-20T17:05:50Z<p>Ohhh - the Argument Clinic, Self Defence Against Fresh Fruit, and the Hungarian Phrasebook.</p>
<p>Parrot, Sily Walk and Say No More are so good I've seen them too much!</p>Ohhh - the Argument Clinic, Self Defence Against Fresh Fruit, and the Hungarian Phrasebook.
Parrot, Sily Walk and Say No More are so good I've seen them too much!carborundum (RPG Superstar 2010 Top 32)2009-01-20T17:05:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python SketchSayler Van Merlinhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#82009-01-20T17:05:14Z2009-01-20T17:05:13Z<p>-and the silly animations...</p>-and the silly animations...Sayler Van Merlin2009-01-20T17:05:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Best Monty Python SketchSayler Van Merlinhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j7nt?Best-Monty-Python-Sketch#72009-01-20T17:03:08Z2009-01-20T17:03:06Z<p>I like the ministry of silly walks; the argument dept. ; the lumberjack sketch; dead parrot sketch; etc. etc. :)</p>I like the ministry of silly walks; the argument dept. ; the lumberjack sketch; dead parrot sketch; etc. etc. :)Sayler Van Merlin2009-01-20T17:03:06Z