I win.
Wait, seriously? Orcs have gods now? I guess any orc that can survive a fight against an inebriated halfling commoner is called a god by other orcs.
There is a miniatures game, I can't recall which one, the Orc's have a spell which calls forth the "foot" of their deity. It forms on the game board and steps on the mini's underneath it's foot print. Funny and effective.
Monty Python had a foot like that!
And the Ministry of Funny Walks declares me the winner!
I'm pretty sure it was the Ministry of Silly Walks.
And now for something completely different...
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You may quote what you like but the Orc God is still winning. Certainly over silly jester guys.
Preferably like 1st edition orcs who were LE and there god was Grmmash the one eye who was a master with a spear. Where it struck the ground orcs poured forth. The other gods tryied to trick Grmmash and made him pick last and we happy when there was no were left to pick to have his people live. Then he smote those areas and said my people will live here and here and here.
I always loved that story. Made me more sympathetic towards the orcs and hate the elves.
Lasse ma dadd ähnfach, eich gewennen sowieso.
You may quote what you like but the Orc God is still winning. Certainly over silly jester guys.
Preferably like 1st edition orcs who were LE and there god was Grmmash the one eye who was a master with a spear. Where it struck the ground orcs poured forth. The other gods tryied to trick Grmmash and made him pick last and we happy when there was no were left to pick to have his people live. Then he smote those areas and said my people will live here and here and here.
I always loved that story. Made me more sympathetic towards the orcs and hate the elves.
It's Gruumsh, and orcs were losers in 1e, and they're still losers now.
So they'll never win this.
I might look like a jester, but that just means that my clothes are silly. Everything about an orc is a joke!
Quack.
*tappy tappy tap*
Now, I've noticed a tendency for this thread to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly!
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You may quote what you like but the Orc God is still winning. Certainly over silly jester guys.
Preferably like 1st edition orcs who were LE and there god was Grmmash the one eye who was a master with a spear. Where it struck the ground orcs poured forth. The other gods tryied to trick Grmmash and made him pick last and we happy when there was no were left to pick to have his people live. Then he smote those areas and said my people will live here and here and here.
I always loved that story. Made me more sympathetic towards the orcs and hate the elves.
It's Gruumsh, and orcs were losers in 1e, and they're still losers now.
So they'll never win this.
I might look like a jester, but that just means that my clothes are silly. Everything about an orc is a joke!
Yes you are right it is Gruumsh my bad. But as far as orcs being losers well hardly especially compared to a guy named KAE Yoss who is just a wannabe Arioch? Trust me you can' hold a candle to that guy not even one of his minions. Me on the other hand I crush them.
I think clowns are scarier than orcs.
Yes you are right it is Gruumsh my bad. But as far as orcs being losers well hardly especially compared to a guy named KAE Yoss who is just a wannabe Arioch? Trust me you can' hold a candle to that guy not even one of his minions. Me on the other hand I crush them.
Arioch is an amateur. Can't even keep chaos separated from evil.
So of course I know I can hold a candle to that guy - and more.
I will forgive you writing can with an apostrophe. It's amazing an orc can even write (though you probably dictate it).
Arioch was a clown. Stormbringer and Mournblade had him fooled from the beginning. Him and his skinny little white friend.
*Spars with Sphar in a spa until sparks fly.* Interaction! Oh, and I win.
f&~# yih!
f@@@ yih!
I was trying to figure out what this meant, maybe it's a substitution thing, or has a hidden meaning, or maybe the little joker just can't type, but then I realized I just don't care what he wrote because I'm winning not him.
I win,yet again,foolish mortal! Fear me,for I have no profile picture! Thus,I cannot be interacted with in any way.
Hence, we shall forthwith ignore you as I win.
Arioch was a clown. Stormbringer and Mournblade had him fooled from the beginning. Him and his skinny little white friend.
Yes, swords, especially intelligent once, are altogether untrustworthy if not insane. That's why I swear by my mind-blade. It's a martial manifestation of my own mind. Of course, that also means it's untrustworthy and insane, but it's my own, superior brand of untrustworthiness and insanity.
Denied.
Re-nied!
I hate George Clooney
I'm a dapper dan man!
Game over. I win, you can all go home now, we will notify you when we need your services again. Thanks for trying, Good bye.
"Huh Nasty? That me."
For the win