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Okay, OotS #610 is so f~#~ing sweet I can't even believe it. Each time I read it, I practically want to jump out of my seat and cheer for Belkar to kick ass and take names. I need #611 Rich!!! Soon!!!

Liberty's Edge

Just read it...

Someone is going to get hurt. Badly.

:)

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Yeah...Roy is going to come back and whoop so much arse...

oh

and Belkar is going to get cranky..

"Sexy, shoeless God of War!!"


Let the beatings begin! It's about time someone finally got their act together!

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houstonderek wrote:

Just read it...

Someone is going to get hurt. Badly.

:)

Lots of someones. Belkar is about ot lay the god unholy smack down on some Thieves Guild Poons!

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flash_cxxi wrote:
houstonderek wrote:

Just read it...

Someone is going to get hurt. Badly.

:)

Lots of someones. Belkar is about ot lay the god unholy smack down on some Thieves Guild Poons!

I am a sexy, shoeless God of War!

I just went back to the episode when Belkar first declared himself a god! That one is great too.


that line still makes me laugh

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Seems like the Greater Mark of Justice's password feature isn't that useful if you use the same passcode each time, which is how that Loki priest knew it...

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

I bought my Son the Bib with the picture of Belkar standing atop the pile of Hobgoblin corpses shouting "I am a Sexy Shoeless God of War"!
My wife wasn't impressed.


my little girl would have liked it....he makes her laugh

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I'm more concerned about Haley, though. If someone did this to my hairs, I'd change my alignment to chaotic evil right away.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

seekerofshadowlight wrote:
my little girl would have liked it....he makes her laugh

My two & a half year old daughter likes Haley because on my OotS mouse pad:

"Hayley is smiling. She is happy!"
Elan is "Funny"
The rest are "Cranky"

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Ross Byers wrote:
Seems like the Greater Mark of Justice's password feature isn't that useful if you use the same passcode each time, which is how that Loki priest knew it...

Well, it fits for Belkar, that's what the 'ghost' was telling him he had to do.

That said, the smackdown should be most enjoyable.

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I've been down on OotS for a while, but I have to agree. One of the best ever. I shouted with joy when I read it :)

Scarab Sages

To quote another lovable anti-social misfit: "I'm back baby!"

So here's the bigger question, are humans Belkar's favored enemy before or after goblins?

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Jal Dorak wrote:

To quote another lovable anti-social misfit: "I'm back baby!"

So here's the bigger question, are humans Belkar's favored enemy before or after goblins?

I would think kobolds make the list, what with the salsa bowl.


ah the salsa bowl was classic

Scarab Sages

I really hope we get to see Belkar Unleashed this week. It would suck to have to go this entire week without that.


Yes I admit I've been doublechecking as if it will appear when I don't!

Question is will Belkar wait for them to open the door or will he start on the cleric?

And if he does go after the thieves guild did Haley leave enough of them for him and will Bozzok see him coming?!

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Russ Taylor wrote:
I've been down on OotS for a while, but I have to agree. One of the best ever. I shouted with joy when I read it :)

Same here. I really didn't care for the time jump that didn't change the status quo nor the amount of tangential sidequests. Then, when Belkar getting kicked out by Haley was immediately undone, I was pissed at the lack of payoff for that plotline. Much of that will be forgiven if Belkar's rampage is as cool as I expect.

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Put me on the "I can't wait either" bus and drive it round and round the roundabout.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

I wonder if we'll get something unexpected or different. A huge bloodstain with sound-effects behind it, perhaps? This is one time I hope he plays it straight and to the expectations - panel upon panel of stacked up stickmen with X's for eyes...

PS: Wow Sebastian - one more post for the big 5k! That's a lot of insults flung at Heathy :)


it is up. and it is good

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seekerofshadowlight wrote:
it is up. and it is good

Oh yes! Very good indeed! And it has made me eager for more.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

OMFG!!! That is freakin' AWESOME!

Spoiler:

Belkar leaping from the shadows in that large panel was sweet.

"My name is Jenny by the way! ... Just in case you ever... you know..."

Loved it. Belkar on a rampage is a thing of pure beauty to behold!


God bless Belkar.

10 dead, 1 swooning woman and counting.

Belkar and Scruffy, dynamic duo #1.

I say Belkar for Secretary of Defense and Mr. Scruffy for Assistant Secretary of Defense.


flash_cxxi wrote:

OMFG!!! That is freakin' AWESOME!

** spoiler omitted **

Loved it. Belkar on a rampage is a thing of pure beauty to behold!

But did you read the writing on the wall?

Dark Archive

Best...

issue...

EVER!!!!

Scarab Sages

Awesome!
I like his Ranger's animal companion. :)

Cheers! :D

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YES!!! Belkar's back!

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Dark Psion wrote:
But did you read the writing on the wall?

Yeah. It was a either a message to Durkon telling him what had happened to everyone or the description for the Cleric to cast his Spell.

Pretty nifty drawing of Durkon too.

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That was awesome.

I loved the Predator effect in the big panel.

I've been meh on a lot of OotS for a while, this makes up for it.


"Mr. Scruffy get the caster!"

MVP (Most Valuable Pet): Mr. Scruffy


The writing on the wall was done by Haley: the message (max. 25 words) for the cleric to communicate to Durkon via the Sending spell. The picture was presumably also drawn by her, so that the cleric would know what Durkon looks like (as the target of the Sending).

Like Roy's sister, Haley is also good at getting the most out of the Sending spell's limitation ... unlike Nale! :)


flash_cxxi wrote:
Dark Psion wrote:
But did you read the writing on the wall?

Yeah. It was a either a message to Durkon telling him what had happened to everyone or the description for the Cleric to cast his Spell.

Pretty nifty drawing of Durkon too.

Look at which words are highlighted in the large pic.

"Alive, In Danger, With Belkar"

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Mr. Scruffy makes a kick ass animal companion for Belkar.


Right so I need episode #620 on a shirt. That's just the Belkar at his absolute best.

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"start a solo encounter" heh.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Too lazy to start a new thread...

But, my god, if we aren't in a new golden age of OotS, I don't know what. I really didn't like the early strips in this arc, and was really annoyed at V leaving the rest of the party, but now...

I love the explanation for why V has been such an ass lately and hasn't been trancing. I loved how (s)he didn't even consider the imp's offer initially (all bets are off now) and I loved when the dragon whooped her/his ass ("I am still a dragon").

That being said, the one thing that annoyed me about this latest strip is V's gender ambiguity. It was a funny joke for a while, but it's really distracting from the story being told at the moment. Having the elven kids refer to V as "other parent" distances the relationship. They should be calling V mother/father, as applicable. The joke just doesn't fit well with the seriousness of the threat being made by the dragon.

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Sebastian wrote:


Too lazy to start a new thread...
Having the elven kids refer to V as "other parent" distances the relationship. They should be calling V mother/father, as applicable. The joke just doesn't fit well with the seriousness of the threat being made by the dragon.

I was wondering how they would pull it off and I think it still works. Again the phrase ["the parent" et al] is translated from Elvish, and you know how abigious they are from the get go.

So 10.5 strips until the death of this dragon ? any takers ?


7.5, depending on cliff hanging so that Roy can come back or not.


Vaarsuvius with a genocide scroll!
even with minimal xp, that's gotta be worth something.

Sovereign Court

yeah it's crazy that V went there, and in front of his family no less, I totally see his family life being over from that point on. I mean could you live with someone after you witness them kill and entire population of uninvolved people who would otherwise have nothing to do with the situation?

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