James Gets Interviewed! We Help!


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James is on the phone RIGHT NOW being interviewed for... I don't know, a job at Arby's or something, and we're mocking him behind his back. That's just how we roll around here. We're all one big team. ^_^

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I think he's still upset about the "Who's the Boss?" Paizo-parody image I made yesterday. Arby's doesn't allow Photoshop on its computers, I'm sure.

Paizo Employee Director of Game Design

Its true.. I think it might be some sort of over-the-phone dating service.. but it must be for dorks cuz all he is talking about is Pathfinder....

Hmmm...

What's that number again...

Jason


Come on guys, clearly he's talking to the Defense Department about using Pathfinder simulations to train space pilots.

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It's true. It's important to help and make sure that any new employer gets a proper idea of what they're acquiring. Fortunately, talking loudly about Sean's extensive portfolio of slashfic novels seems to do the job.

Contributor

Sean K Reynolds wrote:
I think he's still upset about the "Who's the Boss?" Paizo-parody image I made yesterday. Arby's doesn't allow Photoshop on its computers, I'm sure.

I think we're all a little upset about that...

Paizo Employee Director of Game Design

F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
Sean K Reynolds wrote:
I think he's still upset about the "Who's the Boss?" Paizo-parody image I made yesterday. Arby's doesn't allow Photoshop on its computers, I'm sure.
I think we're all a little upset about that...

I'm not.. Sean did not put my picture in that particular nightmare...

I found it rather humorous!

Jason


~laughter~ Children, children, children! Behave!

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Did we mention that Erik's out sick today?

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James Sutter wrote:
It's true. It's important to help and make sure that any new employer gets a proper idea of what they're acquiring. Fortunately, talking loudly about Sean's extensive portfolio of slashfic novels seems to do the job.

I'm still looking forward to Sean's novella "The Sexy Secret of Saltmarsh." Get over here you sexy lizardmen. Rowr.

Paizo Employee Director of Game Design

James Sutter wrote:
It's true. It's important to help and make sure that any new employer gets a proper idea of what they're acquiring. Fortunately, talking loudly about Sean's extensive portfolio of slashfic novels seems to do the job.

Wait.. is it still slashfic if it includes a bunch of hand-drawn pictures.. that gets close to slashart... right?

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James Sutter wrote:
Did we mention that Erik's out sick today?

Yeah. Erik's totally out and there's ABSOLUTELY NO WAY HE'LL EVER SEE THIS.

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Jason Bulmahn wrote:

Wait.. is it still slashfic if it includes a bunch of hand-drawn pictures.. that gets close to slashart... right?

What do you think he's been doodling in all those Ghostwalk and Ebay books?

Paizo Employee Director of Game Design

F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
Jason Bulmahn wrote:

Wait.. is it still slashfic if it includes a bunch of hand-drawn pictures.. that gets close to slashart... right?

What do you think he's been doodling in all those Ghostwalk and Ebay books?

Can we sell those without getting sued?

Contributor

Now Jacobs is casually making sure to mention all our individual accomplishments, as if we weren't listening...

Us + Jacobs = <3

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Jason Bulmahn wrote:
Can we sell those without getting sued?

Probably not.


I've deployed the recording device from the ceiling above his cubicle and it seems to be engorged by a large tentacled creature. Has James shifted forms again? I wonder if having tentacles gets you bumped off the list of moved up the list at Arby's?


F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
Jason Bulmahn wrote:

Wait.. is it still slashfic if it includes a bunch of hand-drawn pictures.. that gets close to slashart... right?

What do you think he's been doodling in all those Ghostwalk and Ebay books?

Er ... was he re-creating that scene from Titanic again?

Paizo Employee Director of Game Design

F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
Jason Bulmahn wrote:
Can we sell those without getting sued?
Probably not.

Well.. if James does not protest within the next 5 minutes.. I guess it is ok...

Those elves do not look 180 years old.. but who could say?

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Jason Bulmahn wrote:
Yes.. but he was alone.. in a room.. with a mirror... not good.

Gross.

Liberty's Edge

Fast times at Paizo High.

Paizo Employee Director of Game Design

F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
Jason Bulmahn wrote:
Yes.. but he was alone.. in a room.. with a mirror... not good.
Gross.

Damn you... I thought I deleted that post before anyone else saw it!

Liberty's Edge

F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
James Sutter wrote:
It's true. It's important to help and make sure that any new employer gets a proper idea of what they're acquiring. Fortunately, talking loudly about Sean's extensive portfolio of slashfic novels seems to do the job.
I'm still looking forward to Sean's novella "The Sexy Secret of Saltmarsh." Get over here you sexy lizardmen. Rowr.

I think Heathansson just got some ideas for his Saltmarsh pbp game...

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Okay, guys, he's wrapping it up... back to work! Look busy!

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James is talking about cloning us to get everything caught up... but what about after we don't need them/us any more. I don't want to have to kill and eat a clone version of me. ~_~

Paizo Employee Director of Game Design

He is done.. everybody look busy!

Paizo Employee Director of Brand Strategy

Gary, the flag feature seems to be disabled and I can't inform any Paizo employees of the nonsense being thrown about here on these serious forums!

Spoiler:
Also, ask James if I can get extra curly fries and horsey sauce.

Dark Archive

F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
James is talking about cloning us to get everything caught up... but what about after we don't need them/us any more. I don't want to have to kill and eat a clone version of me. ~_~

Don't think of it as cannibalism think of it as gaining the tasty xp I mean You've got to be a Cr 14 creature at least.

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Awww, he's done and now he's back to just cussing at us.

Paizo Employee Creative Director

I don't know what you guys are talking about. I've been at an offsite meeting for the past two hours.

Wait.

Did my fetch get out of the Star Prison again?

Liberty's Edge

James Jacobs wrote:

I don't know what you guys are talking about. I've been at an offsite meeting for the past two hours.

Wait.

Did my fetch get out of the Star Prison again?

Geez, you haven't killed your fetch yet? First thing you should do when coming back! Slacker =p


Clearly Lisa doesn't get on the boards enough to see how much you guys slack off.


I can't believe what I'm reading!!!! XD.... You guys rock!

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Dennis da Ogre wrote:
Clearly Lisa doesn't get on the boards enough to see how much you guys slack off.

Quiet you! It's our jobs to keep you guys entertained! If you were here you could see performances by the SKR Parody Christmas Choir and Operation Banjo Thug.


F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
Dennis da Ogre wrote:
Clearly Lisa doesn't get on the boards enough to see how much you guys slack off.
Quiet you! It's our jobs to keep you guys entertained! If you were here you could see performances by the SKR Parody Christmas Choir and Operation Banjo Thug.

That's it, We're going to start a pool to install webcams in Paizo HQ.


YAY!!! Good idea Dennis!

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Dennis da Ogre wrote:
That's it, We're going to start a pool to install webcams in Paizo HQ.

**Sexy Voice** "Hi welcome to Paizo. For just $5.99 an hour you can watch me as I do things you wouldn't believe with these dice..."

8D


flash_cxxi wrote:
Dennis da Ogre wrote:
That's it, We're going to start a pool to install webcams in Paizo HQ.
**Sexy Voice** "Hi welcome to Paizo. For just $5.99 an hour you can watch me as I do things you wouldn't believe with these dice..."

I would prefer Sean or Wes stuck to strictly believable things with dice. Nor am I much interested in hearing Jason talk in a sexy voice.

Might be a popular service with the ladies on the board though.


F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
James is talking about cloning us to get everything caught up... but what about after we don't need them/us any more. I don't want to have to kill and eat a clone version of me. ~_~

Surely others at Paizo have the same problem. Perhaps names could be thrown in a hat and you would draw them out to see which person got to eat you. If it works for Secret Santa, it should work for Eat Your Own Clone Day.

...or is it the case that the rest are all autocannibals? Because I can see how that would be awkward. Especially at lunch. Suddenly Erik Mona Day takes on an astounding new meaning.

Alternatively, I'm sure some fans can be found that would be willing to pay shipping on chunks of Clone de Wes in exchange for the honor of being able to partake of the scrumptious delight. They could make t-shirts to proclaim that they ate- No! Paizo could make those t-shirts!

Imagine seeing those at cons. Or as gag gifts for family members.

The Exchange

So much to say but................wow

Edit: And here I wanted you all to be hard at work on books I can no longer afford to pay for and just look at longingly at my flgs.


F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
James Sutter wrote:
It's true. It's important to help and make sure that any new employer gets a proper idea of what they're acquiring. Fortunately, talking loudly about Sean's extensive portfolio of slashfic novels seems to do the job.
I'm still looking forward to Sean's novella "The Sexy Secret of Saltmarsh." Get over here you sexy lizardmen. Rowr.

I used to be "Oceanus" in the original module.

Until DM Heathy retconned me.


LMAO

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Dennis da Ogre wrote:
I would prefer Sean or Wes stuck to strictly believable things with dice.

First of all, you'd be amazed what I and especially Sean can stick to. I imagine that including dice would only improve our... um... viscosity.

Dennis da Ogre wrote:
Nor am I much interested in hearing Jason talk in a sexy voice.

Second. Any time Jason talks it's in his sexy voice. Rowr.

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Samnell wrote:
Eat Your Own Clone Day.

OMG. Let it be written. From now on November 19th is Eat Your Own Clone Day.

Samnell wrote:


Alternatively, I'm sure some fans can be found that would be willing to pay shipping on chunks of Clone de Wes in exchange for the honor of being able to partake of the scrumptious delight. They could make t-shirts to proclaim that they ate- No! Paizo could make those t-shirts!

Imagine seeing those at cons. Or as gag gifts for family members.

Um. Wow. I. I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life. I think I need an adult.


F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
Um. Wow. I. I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life. I think I need an adult.

I thought it was only polite to-

I should stop before I make it worse, right?

Grand Lodge

F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
Dennis da Ogre wrote:
I would prefer Sean or Wes stuck to strictly believable things with dice.

First of all, you'd be amazed what I and especially Sean can stick to. I imagine that including dice would only improve our... um... viscosity.

O M G

I need to barf now

Grand Lodge

Samnell wrote:
F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
Um. Wow. I. I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life. I think I need an adult.

I thought it was only polite to-

I should stop before I make it worse, right?

Heck no, gross em out!


F. Wesley Schneider wrote:


OMG. Let it be written. From now on November 19th is Eat Your Own Clone Day.

Ugh. I just can't stand myself. I have no taste. So I need a lot of spice and sauces.


And clone always has that slightly plasticy aftertaste, the one who get with even higher quality more expensive packaged food.

Also, this thread has reinforced how much I love the Paizo staff and how much Lord Magister Jacobs would miss at Arby's.

Where he would become the Lord Sandwicher?

Scarab Sages

F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
I'm still looking forward to Sean's novella "The Sexy Secret of Saltmarsh." Get over here you sexy lizardmen. Rowr.

Somebody, better quickly tell him that the cloaca is not an OGL monster...you want this...

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