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Sebastian says Heathansson associates with Ice Weasels


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Cheliax

The Jade wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Do you realize that the majority of this thread has been Heathansson talking to himself?

Do you realize that Heathansson is actually every other poster on Paizo except for you lastknightleft?

Do you realize that he's really Heathansson and just hasn't realized it yet?


Yes. I am everywhere.


Kruelaid wrote:
I'm really tired of all this defamation in board politics. Are these two clowns the best we can do?

Well, you can vote for the psychotic poodle. Or the robots that are more annoying than even me. Or you can vote for Jabberjaw. Take your pick.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
I'm really tired of all this defamation in board politics. Are these two clowns the best we can do?
Well, you can vote for the psychotic poodle. Or the robots that are more annoying than even me. Or you can vote for Jabberjaw. Take your pick.

Vote for me, mes amis!

Andoran

Heathanssson wrote:
Yes. I am everywhere.

when the hell did I say that?


*pulls out a stack of papers* Did you guys get the memo? My boss, Mr. T. Orcus, CEN (Chief Executive Necromancer) of Abyssal Personnel, Corp., just bought majority shares in all the funeral homes of Texas. I'm here to offer you undead servants at a fraction of the cost you'd find at our major competitors (blasted Nerull Reanimators, Ltd.!!!). Like, take this ghoul for example... *yanks a leash, dragging a ghoul away from the body it was eating*. He's a skilled cook, and GREAT with kids! 9/10 parents agree that everyone should have a ghoul in their house!

Now, if I could just get you to sign on the dotted line here. *holds out papers and a quill*


Heathansson wrote:
Heathanssson wrote:
Yes. I am everywhere.
when the hell did I say that?

Someone said you were everyone on Paizo. That means we are all you, too.

Andoran

Wow, i need to load up on the silver ammo. All these dagnabbed werewolves running amok!

Andoran

He's like a lupinal.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber
Heathanssson wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Heathanssson wrote:
Yes. I am everywhere.
when the hell did I say that?
Someone said you were everyone on Paizo. That means we are all you, too.

Oh so I'm someone now? Harumph! I'm not someone. I'm Heathansson.


I'm Batman.


Heathanssson wrote:
I'm Batman.

For the last time, no, you are not.

Osirion

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I'm confused.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
I'm really tired of all this defamation in board politics. Are these two clowns the best we can do?
Well, you can vote for the psychotic poodle. Or the robots that are more annoying than even me. Or you can vote for Jabberjaw. Take your pick.

I'd like to nominate my boil.


Did I ween yet?

Cheliax

Only if you can boil the boil.


We're gonna have to shoot this thread now.

Taldor

Aberzombie wrote:
I'm confused.

I'm Nathan

Cheliax

I'm hungry.


I'm hot.

Cheliax

You're not.

Taldor

People don't get distracted, he's associating with Ice Weasels and your getting caught up in telling paris hilton the truth? Need I remind you that a video just came out over the weekend showing heathansson giving a speach where he lauded a sock puppet with praise. First Ice Weasels, now sock puppets? How many radical associations does he need before you realize he's unfit for office?

Cheliax

Do you know if it's true that he is friends with a Chihuahua?


Heathansson puwelled me out of a wewll.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber
Labradoodle wrote:
Do you know if it's true that he is friends with a Chihuahua?

A Cthulhuahua, you mean. Don't ask any more questions about the tentacle-faced dog... for it will drive you mad (with fleas)


Little Timmy wrote:
Heathansson puwelled me out of a wewll.

Nobody's perfect. I won't hold it against him.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

Ubermench wrote:
I endorsed myself last night and had to go to the ER.

Keep it up and you'll go blind...


Ick. There's endorsement all over my keyboard!

Andoran

Labradoodle wrote:
Do you know if it's true that he is friends with a Chihuahua?

My grandmother had a chihuahua.

We weren't friends.
That dog hated me.
That dog hated everybody but my grandmother.


Heathansson wrote:
Labradoodle wrote:
Do you know if it's true that he is friends with a Chihuahua?

My grandmother had a chihuahua.

We weren't friends.
That dog hated me.
That dog hated everybody but my grandmother.

Did your Grandmother hate the chihuahua?

Andoran

Paizo Charter Superscriber; Pathfinder Deluxe Comics Subscriber
lastknightleft wrote:
People don't get distracted, he's associating with Ice Weasels and your getting caught up in telling paris hilton the truth? Need I remind you that a video just came out over the weekend showing heathansson giving a speach where he lauded a sock puppet with praise. First Ice Weasels, now sock puppets? How many radical associations does he need before you realize he's unfit for office?

That video was given to Kobold Quarterly. Wolfgang Baur has refused to release the video because of a promise made to his source not to.

This just shows the one sideness of the media!


Don't forget my friends that there is another unreleased video where Heathansson's avatar calls up the Bella Sara Consulate and threatens to send the entire staff to the Alpo factory. He is not the cuddly furry face he has been presenting to the public. He is a low-down lycanthrope politician and if you think the messageboard crashes are bad NOW wait until he's in office!


lastknightleft wrote:
People don't get distracted, he's associating with Ice Weasels and your getting caught up in telling paris hilton the truth? Need I remind you that a video just came out over the weekend showing heathansson giving a speach where he lauded a sock puppet with praise. First Ice Weasels, now sock puppets? How many radical associations does he need before you realize he's unfit for office?

I see. So do you mean to tell us that Sebastion had hidden cameras on Heathy? Shocking! Do we really want this guy for president, folks?


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules, Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Here is some COLD HARD EVIDENCE on Who really associates with Ice Weasels!

Cheliax Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Hugo Solis wrote:

Here is some COLD HARD EVIDENCE on Who really associates with Ice Weasels!

That is awesome. I particularly like the zombie smurf.


That was me! hip hip smurf for the frog!

Qadira

Pathfinder Comics Subscriber; Pathfinder Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules, Roleplaying Game, Tales Subscriber
Hugo Solis wrote:

Here is some COLD HARD EVIDENCE on Who really associates with Ice Weasels!

It also shows the real Bella Sara lover

Andoran

I have also heard that Heathansson is secretly a member of the dogs of war. Havok let it slip.


On Saturday nights, he wears a gold medallion and a polyester jacket when he hits the clubs, and howls at the disco ball like it's the moon.

Andoran

So?

Andoran

Hugo Solis wrote:

Here is some COLD HARD EVIDENCE on Who really associates with Ice Weasels!

That's awesome.


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales Subscriber

Great work, Hugo and Lilith! FUN-ny.

Andoran

EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Labradoodle wrote:
Do you know if it's true that he is friends with a Chihuahua?

My grandmother had a chihuahua.

We weren't friends.
That dog hated me.
That dog hated everybody but my grandmother.
Did your Grandmother hate the chihuahua?

Don't be ridicallus!


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber
David Fryer wrote:
The Jade wrote:
lastknightleft wrote:
Do you realize that the majority of this thread has been Heathansson talking to himself?

Do you realize that Heathansson is actually every other poster on Paizo except for you lastknightleft?

Do you realize that he's really Heathansson and just hasn't realized it yet?

W... what's going on?

Who are we?

Andoran

Jade, you're my Tyler Durden.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

"Only after disaster can we be resurrected."


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Or if you prefer,

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."

Imaginary and redundant.


then just call me Cowboy Feng.
Or Schoen.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

The Masked Titan wrote:
I have also heard that Heathansson is secretly a member of the dogs of war. Havok let it slip.

*Cries*

Havok let slip the dogs of war...


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber
The Masked Titan wrote:
I have also heard that Heathansson is secretly a member of the dogs of war. Havok let it slip.

Dogs of War... slipping...

D.O.W.

The Dow slipping!

Nostril-dames had nuttin' on ol' Willie boy!

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