104: World's Fastest Martini (shaken or stirred)
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Is that wand-wielding Sorcerer making fun of you because as a wizard, you have to use a spell book?
Make his Wand of Fireball pink, covered in glitter, and put a ribbon on it!
Is the Barbarian making fun of you because you won't get into melee?
Make his armor bright orange, with the words "Place Dagger Here" in bold black letters on his back!
Is the Paladin pissing you off?
Paint a target on his back!
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128) He failed his disguise self how badly? *creates facial hair*
129) dampen a cloth in the desert to squeeze into your mouth for water
130) a Kender can grab more interesting things at once
131) doing the finest of artistry when painting miniatures
132) chill water, put sleeping fighter's hand in said water...
133) get tomatoes to throw at people , without evidence of them later
134) lift a sheet and have it float around
135) no - eating this does not make you a cannibal, see - tastes like chicken
136) He's no royal guard... his tabbard colors are all wrong - SO last year, the queen would have a fit if she saw a guard in last year's fashion.
137)The guards are searching all of these containers? lets cover the one we're hiding in in garbage.
138) is it just me, or is it getting hot in here
139)Who needs to play with ice?
140)stripping the paint off a metal mini that your just screwed up painting
142) Walk on water... by turning it into ice!
144) Make that snob's pants fall down, belt or no belt!
Yet again this thread has died short of it's goal. *sigh*
Yet again this thread has died short of it's goal. *sigh*
145) Make *awesome* smoke rings.
146. Anime Hair
147. Anime Eye Glint
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In place of
148: cause your eyes to flare with fire, that should be intimidating.
149: make your "sword" look bigger
150: make the jedi "rock trick"
151: make a phantom torch-light in the distance
152: phantom caltrops
153: phantom marbles
154: turn hot tomato soup into gespacho soup in seconds!
155: hands-free rest-room break!
156: illusionary fire on your weapon
157: illusionary fire on opponent's sleeve
158: illusionary fire on ally's foot
159: untie a belt pouch strings...picking pockets without touching them
160: pull down your opponent's hat.
161: light your pipe so you can blow cool smoke rings from a previous use.
162: Change the wizard's spellbook so that it looks like a sappy romance novel.
163: Draw 'X's on your opponents' eyes.
164: Put a big 'crack' in that super-dangerous poison the rogue has.
167. On a cliff, make an illusionary rock fall nearby an enemy climber, to make him think a landslide is coming.
We just gotta keep coming up with ideas! We mustn't give up!
171) Create a shower of sparks from from your fingers. Gives you a bonus to that 'Bluff' roll in combat to distract your opponent. (It didn't actually WORK for me, but I got the bonus for trying!)
172) Sparks/flame on your finger to light that oil you poured that the monster is standing in.
(WARNING! Does not work nearly so well when you are standing IN the oil WITH the monster!)
;P
173. Make a 'hand' crawl on the floor to scare off nosy reporters.
178.) Heat up that armor. (preferably the chainmail bikini!)
179) Chill the top of that chainmail bikini armor, watch her nipples get hard.
180) Make yourself look like a leper.
181) Pay your road tolls in coppers that look like golds,
182- never having to pay for your SlimJims.
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REVIVE!
Doppelganger Wizard/Artificer. So I've had lots of fun with my mates.
As for Prestidigitation uses, let see if I can remember some..
183: Skirt lifting, always classic.
184: Pebble in the Fighter's armored boots. Nasty!
185: Poke the Elder Black Dragon in the eye. See what happens.
186: Flavored condoms, anyone?
187: Put the symbol of an evil god on the paladin's armor when he isn't looking..
188: Glowing mark on an ally before they turn invisible.
189: -Braaaaaaaaapppppphh (with a metallic ring)- "Did.. Did you just fart in your armor?"
190: Add a smell to above said sound.
191: Classic hot foot with a twist.
192: Sovereign glue doesn't weigh much..
193: Mustaches on portraits.
194: 'Make a small, handheld item invisible until the end of your next turn.' Vanish the dwarf's ale when he isn't looking. Blame the Fighter.
195: Ignite the dwarf's beard.
196: Put out the leader's torch just as he rounds the corner..
197: "Yoink. I'll just borrow those keys, Mister Guard.."
198: Turn pieces of a party member's steak invisible just after he cuts each piece off.
199: Pick at that wedgie in peace.
200: Hmm.. Does that fur bra the barbarian is wearing count as a "Small, handheld item.."?
Done these:
201: tie/untie your shoes
202: rug supported over a hole in the floor
203: hold the lantern
204: trip some traps
205: make something slippery
206: make that oatmeal granola bar taste like a hot fudge sundae
207: 'close' a door loudly to draw off the searchers
208: tied a safety loop over a sword in it's scabbard.
209: slippery door knobs
210: arsenic flavored potions
211: "Target the RED guy!
212: think of the Arcane Trickster
Can any one come up with the ultimate item for the abuse of this spell?
213: make the mushrooms in the stew extra special
214: put a hole on the drinking side of that dwarf's mug
215: keep music playing after the band stops.
216: make a tree hammock for your buddy, well ex-buddy in an hour.
217: give that pallys black horse a firey mane....and hooves.
218: make a local churches statue cry tears of blood.
- And now for something completely different: A man with a bardic symphony up his nose...
http://www. youtube .com/watch?v=M0gzQS4w1sc
172) Sparks/flame on your finger to light that oil you poured that the monster is standing in.
(WARNING! Does not work nearly so well when you are standing IN the oil WITH the monster!)
;P
With my DM it would work MUCH better in those circumstances!
219: Break down the mortar holding the brick in the wall that that pesky pickpocket's trying to jump off of.
220: Give the 'oh-so-dignified' Paladin a wedgie.
221: Pull on the dragon's dangly bits. See if it won't help convince him to cooperate.
222: Tie your ally's boots together when running from said dragon.
223. Make shiny new toys to give to beggar children. (Evil characters only.)
224. Leave strong pepper-scent around to confuse and delay scent trackers.
225 Create a (small, clumsy, but functional) mirror when you find yourself unexpectedly facing a Medusa.
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228) (in gameplay) - Blew up the skirts of a bossy noblewoman to stop her from berating a commoner child.
229) three words - Wagon Racing Stripes
230) No no you said blue dragon, but clearly it is gold.
231) (w/ghost sounds) Pull My Finger....
232) Messing with the rogue checking for traps: DM - "Ok so you start fiddling with the lock and it turns red... now it moves... then it gets all grimey... and now its not... now it smells like cinnibuns... and now like trog dung."
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233.) Having trouble opening that door silently? Now its hinges are clean and well-oiled!
234.) Want to keep some rascal from sneaking through the door? Now it makes a hellacious racket to open because its unlubricated latch and hinges are encrusted with rust!
235.) "By Gorum's wiry whiskers! That nobleman's moustache and beard just fell into his pudding! He must be an imposter!"
236.) Visiting a Shoanti tribe: Instant tattoos... On the other hand, you might want to cover up that "Death to all orcs!" tattoo on the dwarf's shoulder.
237.) "I doubt that these are the men you were looking for: Those fellows' mounts were bays, and these men are riding Appaloosas."
238.) The lock's hasp looked like sturdy iron, but it turned out to be made of soft lead... (This one will likely be vetoed by the GM...)
239.) "I wonder how his weapon cord managed to tie itself to that table."
240.) "Strangely, his sword got stuck when he tried to draw it. I wonder how pine tar got onto the blade while it was still in its scabbard?"
#242 A polka-dancing smurf, right in front of that arrogant noble trying to intimidate my party.
#243 A tiny Dwarf, shaking his head while a drunk NPC tries to punch our barbarian. Didn't save the drunk man life, though.