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That sounds nasty.
Also: Losers.
Maple Glazed Pony Tenderloin
Ingredients:
• 1 teaspoon dried thyme leaves, crushed
• 1 teaspoon dried marjoram leaves, crushed
• 1/4 teaspoon salt
• 1/4 teaspoon onion powder
• 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
• 1 pound pony tenderloin, cut into 1/2-inch slices
• 1 tablespoon butter
• 2 tablespoons Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Regular Syrup
Preparation Directions:
1. COMBINE thyme, marjoram, salt, onion powder and garlic powder in large resealable food storage bag. Seal bag and shake well. Add pony slices. Seal bag. Shake to coat.
2. MELT butter in large nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add pony mixture. Cook and stir 8 to 10 minutes or until pony is browned and no longer pink in center. Add syrup. Cook and stir until pony is glazed.
Yield: 4 servings
Prep Time: 7 min
Cook Time: 12 min
I think, in honor of the upcoming holiday, I'm gonna wear my red, white, and blue Speedo all weekend. The long weekend.
I'll be by the pool working on my bronze tan.
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Don't forget the explosives...I mean, uh... fireworks.I think, in honor of the upcoming holiday, I'm gonna wear my red, white, and blue Speedo all weekend. The long weekend.
I'll be by the pool working on my bronze tan.
All hooked up on that front. I bought a guided missile system from a pawn broker in Vegas. Should be a good show.
And I used the pony's credit card!
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Don't forget the explosives...I mean, uh... fireworks.I think, in honor of the upcoming holiday, I'm gonna wear my red, white, and blue Speedo all weekend. The long weekend.
I'll be by the pool working on my bronze tan.
All hooked up on that front. I bought a guided missile system from a pawn broker in Vegas. Should be a good show.
And I used the pony's credit card!
Nice. :)
I think, in honor of the upcoming holiday, I'm gonna wear my red, white, and blue Speedo all weekend. The long weekend.
I'll be by the pool working on my bronze tan.
Guess this means I get to enjoy the view. ;)
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Don't forget the explosives...I mean, uh... fireworks.I think, in honor of the upcoming holiday, I'm gonna wear my red, white, and blue Speedo all weekend. The long weekend.
I'll be by the pool working on my bronze tan.
All hooked up on that front. I bought a guided missile system from a pawn broker in Vegas. Should be a good show.
And I used the pony's credit card!
And the Jacks shall rule the world.
Hey guys, I brought nachos, salsa and guacamole!Where's the beer?
Beer, whut beer... I didn't saw any!
*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPPPPPPPPPPP*
Exqueeze me...
We can alway get sum moar!
Don't forget the explosives...I mean, uh... fireworks.I think, in honor of the upcoming holiday, I'm gonna wear my red, white, and blue Speedo all weekend. The long weekend.
I'll be by the pool working on my bronze tan.
All hooked up on that front. I bought a guided missile system from a pawn broker in Vegas. Should be a good show.
And I used the pony's credit card!
Very nice! We should also aim one of those missiles at the Poodle house.
Hey guys, I brought nachos, salsa and guacamole!Where's the beer?
Do I need to spell it out? OF COURSE I brought beer.
OK, I finished up connecting the fire sprinklers in the clubhouse to the vats in the brewery.
*holds lighter up to the sprinkler head*
OK, I finished up connecting the fire sprinklers in the clubhouse to the vats in the brewery.
*holds lighter up to the sprinkler head*
I think you need to light the lighter for that to work.
I think you need to light the lighter for that to work.OK, I finished up connecting the fire sprinklers in the clubhouse to the vats in the brewery.
*holds lighter up to the sprinkler head*
Yeah, right! I fell in the vats a few, maybe a dozen, times. Accidentally, of course.
Well, the fireworks show is still on schedule. The brewery sprinkler system shall keep the estate safe. Of course the range on these puppies is pretty far so it might not be needed.
T minus 1 and counting.
drinks beer out of a coffee mug and runs simulations
Right O! Finally home at Umpton-Under-Filth! Time for our bi-annual anarcho-syndicalist meeting. And it's my turn to be Secretary General! Huzzah for executive power! Now where ..
Looks about
Oh no. Oh no no no!
PEASANT!
PEASANT!
Cool! More ammo for the Jackapult!
Right O! Finally home at Umpton-Under-Filth! Time for our bi-annual anarcho-syndicalist meeting. And it's my turn to be Secretary General! Huzzah for executive power! Now where ..
Looks about
Oh no. Oh no no no!
PEASANT!Cool! More ammo for the Jackapult!
Ha-HA! You're going on the jackapult!
It just ain't a holiday without peasant pulting and barbeque.
Load em up, and aim real high. We can try to shoot him out of the sky with the new missile system. Add in the new hippeh and we can try for two at a time!
It just ain't a holiday without peasant pulting and barbeque.
Load em up, and aim real high. We can try to shoot him out of the sky with the new missile system. Add in the new hippeh and we can try for two at a time!
Hey! Let me down... I promise to leave and not come back... wait!, that can be interpreted the wrong way...
Hey! Let me down... I promise to leave and not come back... wait!, that can be interpreted the wrong way...It just ain't a holiday without peasant pulting and barbeque.
Load em up, and aim real high. We can try to shoot him out of the sky with the new missile system. Add in the new hippeh and we can try for two at a time!
I can fly!
Hey! Let me down... I promise to leave and not come back... wait!, that can be interpreted the wrong way...It just ain't a holiday without peasant pulting and barbeque.
Load em up, and aim real high. We can try to shoot him out of the sky with the new missile system. Add in the new hippeh and we can try for two at a time!
{writhes around tied up on launching platform} I think all the Jacks must be passed out drunk. Or committing unspeakably lewd acts with those nymphs in the poolside cabanas.
I can fly!
AUGH! NOOOOOOOO! You can't leave me helpless and forced to listen to this thing! Torture is illegal!
At least concuss me on the head into blissful unconsciousness.
Hey! Let me down... I promise to leave and not come back... wait!, that can be interpreted the wrong way...It just ain't a holiday without peasant pulting and barbeque.
Load em up, and aim real high. We can try to shoot him out of the sky with the new missile system. Add in the new hippeh and we can try for two at a time!
{writhes around tied up on launching platform} I think all the Jacks must be passed out drunk. Or committing unspeakably lewd acts with those nymphs in the poolside cabanas.
I can fly!AUGH! NOOOOOOOO! You can't leave me helpless and forced to listen to this thing! Torture is illegal!
At least concuss me on the head into blissful unconsciousness.
But you're a hippy too, man! Power to the people unite!
But you're a hippy too, man! Power to the people unite!I can fly!AUGH! NOOOOOOOO! You can't leave me helpless and forced to listen to this thing! Torture is illegal!
At least concuss me on the head into blissful unconsciousness.
{frantically attempts to gnaw through ropes}
{frantically attempts to gnaw through ropes}But you're a hippy too, man! Power to the people unite!I can fly!AUGH! NOOOOOOOO! You can't leave me helpless and forced to listen to this thing! Torture is illegal!
At least concuss me on the head into blissful unconsciousness.
Wow, man, you need to chill. Here, have some smvnf.
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{writhes around tied up on launching platform} I think all the Jacks must be passed out drunk. Or committing unspeakably lewd acts with those nymphs in the poolside cabanas.
*giggle*
If you can speak about it afterwards, we didn't do it right.
*giggle*
One hippeh. One peasant. Boy, times are lean.
Oh well, gotta make the best of it.
Probably best if we wait 'til dark for the fireworks show to begin. That greasy hippeh should flare up real good.
One hippeh. One peasant. Boy, times are lean.
Oh well, gotta make the best of it.
Probably best if we wait 'til dark for the fireworks show to begin. That greasy hippeh should flare up real good.
If you need any help... butchering...
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It looks like you metallic Neanderthals are finally waking up from your latest drinking binge. I've been tied up here on this stupid "Jackapult" for over a week now! Ha ha, your juvenile hazing rituals are so very funny.
Now someone cut me loose so I can get down... I really have to go to the bathroom most urgently!!!
It looks like you metallic Neanderthals are finally waking up from your latest drinking binge. I've been tied up here on this stupid "Jackapult" for over a week now! Ha ha, your juvenile hazing rituals are so very funny.
Now someone cut me loose so I can get down... I really have to go to the bathroom most urgently!!!
*eviscerates hippeh*
*eviscerates hippeh*It looks like you metallic Neanderthals are finally waking up from your latest drinking binge. I've been tied up here on this stupid "Jackapult" for over a week now! Ha ha, your juvenile hazing rituals are so very funny.
Now someone cut me loose so I can get down... I really have to go to the bathroom most urgently!!!
I'm not cleaning that up!
That's why I prefer bludgeoning hippehs.
Guess we should launch the remains. Maybe the poodles will clean up the mess.
FIRE!!
Skkknnnnnnnnrrrr . . .
*eviscerates hippeh*
HEY, THAT REALLY SMARTS!
Guess we should launch the remains. Maybe the poodles will clean up the mess.
FIRE!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
*eviscerates hippeh*HEY, THAT REALLY SMARTS!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...Guess we should launch the remains. Maybe the poodles will clean up the mess.
FIRE!!
For a brief moment there it was like flying a kite, with the intestines hanging out like that. Then the kite went BOOM!
Cool......
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*eviscerates hippeh*HEY, THAT REALLY SMARTS!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...Guess we should launch the remains. Maybe the poodles will clean up the mess.
FIRE!!
For a brief moment there it was like flying a kite, with the intestines hanging out like that. Then the kite went BOOM!
Cool......
I thought we agreed on Skeet shooting with this one?
Make tonight’s dinner something special, with a little help from Hungry Jack®.
I'm hungry, and I'm a Jack. Does that make me Hungry Jack®?
If Hungry Jack could bake a big cake, I can put a stripper in it.
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We got a mention by Gary in the thread complaining about thread length. Woo!
The Angry Jack Cult: 323,438 words (September 2008)
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We got a mention by Gary in the thread complaining about thread length. Woo!
The Angry Jack Cult: 323,438 words (September 2008)
ha ha
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Cherry Chocolate Pudding Cake
Ingredients:
• 1 cup firmly packed brown sugar
• 1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa
• 2 cups hot water
• 2 cups Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 1 cup granulated sugar
• 1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa
• 1/4 cup Crisco® Pure Vegetable Oil
OR 1/4 cup Crisco® Pure Canola Oil
• 1 teaspoon almond extract
• 2 large eggs
• 1 (30 oz.) can cherry pie filling
• Ice cream or whipped cream (optional)
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 375°F. Combine brown sugar, 1/3 cup cocoa and hot water in a 13 x 9-inch baking pan. Stir until sugar is dissolved.
2. COMBINE pancake mix, sugar and 1/4 cup cocoa in medium bowl. Stir in oil, almond extract, eggs and pie filling. Mix just until dry ingredients are moistened. Spoon batter over sauce mixture in pan.
3. BAKE 42 to 47 minutes or until top springs back when touched lightly in the center. Remove from oven and let stand 5 minutes.
4. SCOOP out large spoonfuls, picking up chocolate sauce from bottom of pan. Serve warm with ice cream or whipped cream, if desired.
Yield: 15 servings
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 42 min
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ha haWe got a mention by Gary in the thread complaining about thread length. Woo!
The Angry Jack Cult: 323,438 words (September 2008)
Huzzah!
"Hey, everyone I'm back. Sorry about the extended absence."
I'm heading out the Gen Con this year. Anyone else going and want to meet up? I have a Droid and mobile cell number.
Who knew tigers liked cell phones?"Hey, everyone I'm back. Sorry about the extended absence."
I'm heading out the Gen Con this year. Anyone else going and want to meet up? I have a Droid and mobile cell number.
Heh, that's I said. I also told them if I didn't get a cell phone I would take a colossal dump in front of their store. You know, it worked.
We got a mention by Gary in the thread complaining about thread length. Woo!
The Angry Jack Cult: 323,438 words (September 2008)
W00t! Thou ain't lound enough, gotta fat this up!
Where is this "complain" posted?
We got a mention by Gary in the thread complaining about thread length. Woo!
The Angry Jack Cult: 323,438 words (September 2008)
W00t! Thou ain't lound enough, gotta fat this up!
Where is this "complain" posted?
Somethin' about how after 20 pages it's just three people debating?
Somethin' about how after 20 pages it's just three people debating?We got a mention by Gary in the thread complaining about thread length. Woo!
The Angry Jack Cult: 323,438 words (September 2008)
W00t! Thou ain't lound enough, gotta fat this up!
Where is this "complain" posted?
Debating without chainsaws is a waste of time. Fire 'em up!
3 debaters enter, 1 debater leaves!