You're all a bunch of fascists, I'll have you know!Get him, poodles!
Breakfast!
GRRRRRRR!
Chases peasant appetizer
I found mustard sauce! Or what I think is mustard sauce.
I'm not sniffing it.
Chases peasant, nipping at his heels
Sitting in the main room of the Clubhouse
Oh, I must have switched to Animal Kingdom. Jolly good. Those hyenas sure know how to bring down their prey. Strange breed though, all white and fuzzy.
I found mustard sauce! Or what I think is mustard sauce.
I'm not sniffing it.
Chases peasant, nipping at his heels
*Leaps on peasant's leg and starts humping it*
You're all a bunch of fascists, I'll have you know!
*licks Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant*
Licking and humping action.... if those were not poodles...
Licking and humping action.... if those were not poodles...
...then you'd be at the D&S Thread!
but what else would you expect from a thread inspired by Girls Gone Wild? :)
Licking and humping action.... if those were not poodles......then you'd be at the D&S Thread!
but what else would you expect from a thread inspired by Girls Gone Wild? :)
Hummm...Girls Gone Wild?
Hummm...Girls Gone Wild?Licking and humping action.... if those were not poodles......then you'd be at the D&S Thread!
but what else would you expect from a thread inspired by Girls Gone Wild? :)
Exactly.
When did the new shipment of peasants arrive?
ACK! Get these fuzzy rats off me!
Runs around clubhouse knocking over beers and small tables
ACK! Get these fuzzy rats off me!
Runs around clubhouse knocking over beers and small tables
See? That's why we don't like peasants.
Grabs peasant by the collar, drags him outside to the Jackapult, and launches him towards the Celestial thread.
I love the smell of fear in the morning.
JH smiles
AAAAAAAAAAAAsssssscccccciist!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAsssssscccccciist!!!
*PUUUUUNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTttttttttttttssssssssssssssssss*
Hey, somebody is talking about a Pot Golem on a peanutbutter thread... we really need to get one of those!!!...or two
Runs back and hides in the bushes
I need a nap ...
mmmm.... my fellow bros and sis must be at a party or somethig... this place is very quiet...that gives me an idea
*strips naked and starts running in circles*
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
mmmm.... my fellow bros and sis must be at a party or somethig... this place is very quiet...that gives me an idea
*strips naked and starts running in circles*
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
*walks in* Ahhhhhh! I'm blind! I'm blind!
Sneaks up on the napping peasant and...PUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Runs back and hides in the bushes
I need a nap ...
Good one Cultist! That might have beaten my record!
Drains a beer keg and smshes it against his forehead. I love being a Jack!
Hey, nice trick, lemme go get more kegs!
Oh, forgot I was still naked, no wonder it felt kinda windy
Need beer. Meed more beer.
Need beer. Meed more beer.
I'm back! And with whole wheat dinner rolls.
Need beer. Meed more beer.
:::Drags a whole sled load of full beer kegs:::
"Man, I need a whiskey and cream right now."
Gets out of his sled harness.
"Where's Jill?"
Good one Cultist! That might have beaten my record!Sneaks up on the napping peasant and...PUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Runs back and hides in the bushes
I need a nap ...
I have golf clubs, cricket bats, baseball bats, war hammers, and mallets for that sort of violence. If you ever need to use one on a peasant, just call, I would be honored.
Need beer. Meed more beer.:::Drags a whole sled load of full beer kegs:::
"Man, I need a whiskey and cream right now."
Gets out of his sled harness.
"Where's Jill?"
The Jills are hiding down at the party zone.
We have some Baileys. It's kinda like cream.
The Jills are hiding down at the party zone.
We have some Baileys. It's kinda like cream.
"No thanks, I go for the real thing."
Walks behind the bar, hit a button, and out from the wall slide a bowl of whiskey and cream.
"I'm glad I had this machine installed while you guys were farting or unconscious."
Runs back panting. Gives the finger to the Jacks
Runs back panting. Gives the finger to the Jacks
He's never spent much time around a tiger before. You don't run; you look like prey.
{watches Roy-Jack creep up on unsuspecting Peasant} Uh-oh. Oh well, peasants breed like poodles.
I have golf clubs, cricket bats, baseball bats, war hammers, and mallets for that sort of violence. If you ever need to use one on a peasant, just call, I would be honored.Good one Cultist! That might have beaten my record!Sneaks up on the napping peasant and...PUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Runs back and hides in the bushes
I need a nap ...
The cricket bats make a lovely sound when you break one on someone else's skull. Luv'em!
The cricket bats make a lovely sound when you break one on someone else's skull. Luv'em!I have golf clubs, cricket bats, baseball bats, war hammers, and mallets for that sort of violence. If you ever need to use one on a peasant, just call, I would be honored.Good one Cultist! That might have beaten my record!Sneaks up on the napping peasant and...PUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Runs back and hides in the bushes
I need a nap ...
The problem with Peasant cricket is that I can never remember how it's scored.
Oh well.
*picks up cricket bat*
grabs peasant, ties a broken rubber band around him then attaches string to cricket bat.
Hey! I invented Peasant Paddle Ball!
tries to see how many consecutive smacks he can get in a row
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
*snap*
Crap! Broke the string.
reties dazed peasant before he recovers from stun, using Acme super strong rubberized twine
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!
*charges at peasant*
Meep!
*unleashes multiple breath weapons on peasant*
Meep, meep, he says cheerfully
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!*charges at peasant*
Meep!
*unleashes multiple breath weapons on peasant*
Meep, meep, he says cheerfully
Good boy, Spike!
We should make this guy an honorary Jack. He's got a 'handle' on peasants.
We should make this guy an honorary Jack. He's got a 'handle' on peasants.
I do commend the barbwire on the club, however he does need spikes on it the way a true Jack would have.
In walks a Slaad, wearing a poncho, a sombrero, and carrying two large twin pistols. He points and sprays the cult in a thick layer of nacho cheese sauce.
Compliments from south of the boarder.
A team of three chihuahuas drag in a six pack of Modelo, they pee on some furniture, then leave quickly. He surveys the cheesy mess, then turns and leaves.
You have stolen my schtick senor!
I challenge you to a duel!
We should make this guy an honorary Jack. He's got a 'handle' on peasants.
But he is a wicked thing, and enjoys flat-out killing! What you suggest would be morally wrong.
You have stolen my schtick senor!
I challenge you to a duel!
No. I respect your schtick senor. I followed you home and found the other Slaads I was searching for...
I...
pulls out his twin shooters and coats Taco Slaad in extra spicy cheese.
Whutz with all da slaads? This' starts looking like the Frog Pond thread...only...uglier
Steps into the thread and squirts Frat Jack with an extra coat of nacho cheese, then leaves
Steps into the thread and squirts Frat Jack with an extra coat of nacho cheese, then leaves
dips chips into newly dubbed Cheesy Jack
We gotta teach that guy to aim better. Wasting nacho cheese is almost as bad as wasting alcohol. Maybe next time he'll bring some jalapenos.
Wake up people!
...zzz...hmmm?...I thought I heard someone.