Burn poodles, burn!No, no, no! We're attacking Moorluck!
*humps the King's left leg*
*Runs in*
Hey, guys, Poodle Jack Slaad is a traitor. He's with the Slaadi.
*humps the King's left leg*Burn poodles, burn!No, no, no! We're attacking Moorluck!
Augh!
*Runs off*
*Runs in*
Guys! The slaad have ideas of getting us fixed! What'll we do?Tell them the French make wonderful host bodies. Two birds with one stone.
Yap!
<listens in intently while sneaking about the poodle thread in his poodle costume then runs off to infec ... impregnate the French people with his eggs>
Ah, look at ze leetle poodles ... zey are so poofy. Would you like ze biscuit*, leetle doogy?
*What the poodles don't know is we replaced their normal biscuits with Slaad-Maker Egg Laden Biscuits. Let's see if they notice the difference ...
Burn poodles, burn!
I think this guy needs a little poodle love. *humps WMOY's leg*
Ah, look at ze leetle poodles ... zey are so poofy. Would you like ze biscuit*, leetle doogy?
*What the poodles don't know is we replaced their normal biscuits with Slaad-Maker Egg Laden Biscuits. Let's see if they notice the difference ...
What you fail to realize is that we poodles don't trust anybody. There have been too many t...
Ooh, biscuits!
*chomp chomp*
Ugh.
I don't feel so good.
*eats some grass and throws up*
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*Runs in*
Hey, guys, Poodle Jack Slaad is a traitor. He's with the Slaadi.
What are you talking about, GGS? I've been here this entire time.
*smiles maliciously*
*Runs in*
Hey, guys, Poodle Jack Slaad is a traitor. He's with the Slaadi.What are you talking about, GGS? I've been here this entire time.
*smiles maliciously*
I used to be a slaad too! Everybody knows that we can be at many places at once!
We're tearing ourselves apart!!! Why can't we just do things poodles love to do? Like YAPing and humping things and leaving landmines and piddling and eating delicious metal playground equipment...
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Won't humping an eldritch evil cause your willie to fall off? YAP!
Burn poodles, burn!I think this guy needs a little poodle love. *humps WMOY's leg*
Stabs the poodle. Knock that off. I ain't no girl poodle.
Stabs the poodle. Knock that off. I ain't no girl poodle.Burn poodles, burn!I think this guy needs a little poodle love. *humps WMOY's leg*
YIPE! *runs off with tail between legs*
Ah, look at ze leetle poodles ... zey are so poofy. Would you like ze biscuit*, leetle doogy?
*What the poodles don't know is we replaced their normal biscuits with Slaad-Maker Egg Laden Biscuits. Let's see if they notice the difference ...
Criminally Displaced Puddle! Its uh Farencherlandeer pirsun!
Criminally Displaced Puddle! Its uh Farencherlandeer pirsun!Ah, look at ze leetle poodles ... zey are so poofy. Would you like ze biscuit*, leetle doogy?
*What the poodles don't know is we replaced their normal biscuits with Slaad-Maker Egg Laden Biscuits. Let's see if they notice the difference ...
Oo-la-la! What a fine poodle you are. Would you like ze biscuit? Is very very good ... I make zem with ze croissant every morning.
Oo-la-la! What a fine poodle you are. Would you like ze biscuit? Is very very good ... I make zem with ze croissant every morning.
{wanders in} My, zu are quite a handzome devil. {hails a taxi, er, dire poodle, and heads back out}
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Gaaahhhh! Damn it Boss! Do you have to keep doing that? It's distrubing.
Does anybody want to go to France with me? I'd like to sample the Eiffel Tower.
Won't humping an eldritch evil cause your willie to fall off? YAP!
No, but you do have to make your SAN check. Of course, the poodle's 'Silly' ability grants us immunity to all SAN loss. So, technically, we can fail the check, but suffer no consequences.
Do you have to keep doing that? It's distrubing.
The eldritch evil does not seem to mind.
Does anybody want to go to France with me? I'd like to sample the Eiffel Tower.
I'm up for a trip. But if we're flying you are going to be in a plastic carry-on. I'll slip you bits of different metals to snack on.
Does anybody want to go to France with me? I'd like to sample the Eiffel Tower.I'm up for a trip. But if we're flying you are going to be in a plastic carry-on. I'll slip you bits of different metals to snack on.
To flight attendant: "I'd like some cranberry juice, and maybe another bag of pretzels. Oh, and my companion would like a bag of nails."
To flight attendant: "I'd like some cranberry juice, and maybe another bag of pretzels. Oh, and my companion would like a bag of nails."Does anybody want to go to France with me? I'd like to sample the Eiffel Tower.I'm up for a trip. But if we're flying you are going to be in a plastic carry-on. I'll slip you bits of different metals to snack on.
I'm still hoping he never turns vampiric. A Vampire Rust Monster...
*shudders*
I'm up for a trip. But if we're flying you are going to be in a plastic carry-on. I'll slip you bits of different metals to snack on.
1) Be sure they put him through the carry-on scanner/x-rayer (I hate those things).
2) Make sure Mr. Priceline isn't on your flight. Even if Rusty goes nowhere near the wings, he'll probably freak way out.
I'm still hoping he never turns vampiric. A Vampire Rust Monster...
*shudders*
A Jack Rusty would be worse.
I'm up for a trip. But if we're flying you are going to be in a plastic carry-on. I'll slip you bits of different metals to snack on.1) Be sure they put him through the carry-on scanner/x-rayer (I hate those things).
2) Make sure Mr. Priceline isn't on your flight. Even if Rusty goes nowhere near the wings, he'll probably freak way out.
I can see him on the wings...
Little Kid:"Mommy, why is there a rust monster on the wing?"
Little Kid's Mom:"Aren't you supposed to ask about a clown?"
Little Kid:"Mommy, why is there a rust monster on the wing?"
Little Kid's Mom: "D20 Modern had to maintain Gygaxian Naturalism. Now go get your sling."
Little Kid:"Mommy, why is there a rust monster on the wing?"Little Kid's Mom: "D20 Modern had to maintain Gygaxian Naturalism. Now go get your sling."
Little Kid:"But you took it away when I started hunting your parrot!"
Little Kid:"But you took it away when I started hunting your parrot!"Little Kid:"Mommy, why is there a rust monster on the wing?"Little Kid's Mom: "D20 Modern had to maintain Gygaxian Naturalism. Now go get your sling."
*Piddles on PJS*
Traitor!
Does anybody want to go to France with me? I'd like to sample the Eiffel Tower.
Grrr.....
Is the Eiffel Tower humpable?
Is the Eiffel Tower humpable?
What a silly question.
EVERYTHING is humpable!
Is the Eiffel Tower humpable?
After Rusty eats one of its legs and the Tower falls there will be more for all to hump!
Traitor!
Says the Slaad who looks like a poodle...
EVERYTHING is humpable!
Ho-oh you silly leetle poodles. You are ze humping machine, eet must make you so very very tired. 'ere you go, 'ave a biscuit, eet will give you ze energy you need for your pasttimes.
<hands out more egg-laden biscuits>
Traitor!Says the Slaad who looks like a poodle...
Surely poodles and honorary poodles can set aside their differences.
Let's hump!
Traitor!Says the Slaad who looks like a poodle...Surely poodles and honorary poodles can set aside their differences.
Let's hump!
'ave ze biscuit to get ze energy for all ze 'umping, you silly poodles.
<hands out croissant shaped biscuits ... chock full of eggs ... and scritches any poodle that comes near behind the ears>
2) Make sure Mr. Priceline isn't on your flight. Even if Rusty goes nowhere near the wings, he'll probably freak way out.
"There's...a...rustmonster...on...thewing."
Traitor!Says the Slaad who looks like a poodle...Surely poodles and honorary poodles can set aside their differences.
Let's hump!
*Humps PJS*
*Humps PJS*Traitor!Says the Slaad who looks like a poodle...Surely poodles and honorary poodles can set aside their differences.
Let's hump!
Ah! Zis poodle 'as been getting into ze truffles! 'e is covered in ze champignons from 'is 'ead to tail!
Come 'ere little poodle! Let me remove ze truffles from your fur so I may cook up zome truffle surprise! I will give you a biscuit!
*Humps PJS*Traitor!Says the Slaad who looks like a poodle...Surely poodles and honorary poodles can set aside their differences.
Let's hump!
Ah! Zis poodle 'as been getting into ze truffles! 'e is covered in ze champignons from 'is 'ead to tail!
Come 'ere little poodle! Let me remove ze truffles from your fur so I may cook up zome truffle surprise! I will give you a biscuit!
Ooh! A biscuit! *Runs up to Slaade*
Don't do it! Those biscuits are nasty.
Head on over here and get "baned" by Celestial Healer. Poodles welcome!
*Runs in*
Uh, guys, I think we should avoid the 'y' word for a while...
YMCA? It's fun to be there, but I don't remember anyone using the word...
But the Village People are almost done setting up their equipment for the concert tonight...
I went to a concert once, and some annoying frenchie kept talking the whole time.
Sounds like a Celine Dion concert.