Raise of the Poodle Lords


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One squirrel looks oddly pinkish and hamstery

Squee?


No more iron deficiency for me!

<Chases Lemmiwinks>


Mistakes his poofy tail for one of the rodents and begins yapping and chasing it.


I chased my own tail once, then I caught it.....


*starts humping rodents*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
*starts humping rodents*

Hump day! Yap! Yap!

Mounts the sofa, tongue hanging out.


CourtFool wrote:

Hump day! Yap! Yap!

Mounts the sofa, tongue hanging out.

I thought yesterday was Hump Day?

Oh, wait! Nevermind. We're Poodles - for us, every day is hump day....


Grey Squirrel wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Chubbs McGee wrote:

Sure, praise the damn poodles! We small folk do all the real work around here, while those pretty poodles with their fancy haircuts strut around calling themselves lords!

*grumble*

*chases rat* YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!

<throws acorns at the poodle who dares chase his rodent cousin>

tchk-tchk-tchk-WEEG-WEEG*

*Down with Poodle oppression! Rodents Unite! Get the oppressor brothers!!

Cases teh rotunds.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
CourtFool wrote:

Hump day! Yap! Yap!

Mounts the sofa, tongue hanging out.

I thought yesterday was Hump Day?

Oh, wait! Nevermind. We're Poodles - for us, every day is hump day....

Remember, every days is hump day!

*Humps CDP..............................................'s bed cushion*


Llamafrog wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
CourtFool wrote:

Hump day! Yap! Yap!

Mounts the sofa, tongue hanging out.

I thought yesterday was Hump Day?

Oh, wait! Nevermind. We're Poodles - for us, every day is hump day....

Remember, every days is hump day!

*Humps CDP..............................................'s bed cushion*

Phums uh ramp.


Llamafrog wrote:
Remember, every days is hump day!

Hump day!

Starts sniffing around for Llamafrog's wife. ;)


CourtFool wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:
Remember, every days is hump day!

Hump day!

Starts sniffing around for Llamafrog's wife. ;)

*follows CF* This might get very interesting...


Is it Yapday yet?


Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:
Is it Yapday yet?

That's like humpday. It occurs everyday. YAP!


It's Yappy Hump Day!

Hump Yap! Hump Yap! Hump Yap! Hump Yap! Hump Yap!


CourtFool wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was out of control once....
We've seen pictures.

*Slidess wildly into thread holding up a picture*

Look what I found!


CourtFool wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:
Remember, every days is hump day!

Hump day!

Starts sniffing around for Llamafrog's wife. ;)

There's a limit for the Poodle Master's benefits...

*fetchs Poodle bane Slapstick of beating sense +10*


Slip and Slaad wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was out of control once....
We've seen pictures.

*Slidess wildly into thread holding up a picture*

Look what I found!

Hehehe, that was memorable


Llamafrog wrote:

There's a limit for the Poodle Master's benefits...

*fetchs Poodle bane Slapstick of beating sense +10*

Yelps and runs for the comfort of his favorite sofa, tail tucked between his legs.


CourtFool wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:

There's a limit for the Poodle Master's benefits...

*fetchs Poodle bane Slapstick of beating sense +10*

Yelps and runs for the comfort of his favorite sofa, tail tucked between his legs.

*licks Courtfool, slapstick still in pawn behind the back*


CourtFool wrote:

It's Yappy Hump Day!

Hump Yap! Hump Yap! Hump Yap! Hump Yap! Hump Yap!

Nad Poodle Yep Phum Dey.

Phum yep poodle! Phum yep poodle! Phum yep poodle! Phum yep poodle! Phum yep poodle!


Am I missing a hump-fest?


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Am I missing a hump-fest?

Starks phuming onn Snacky, ten poodles onn heme inn exertcitemend.


Puddle wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Am I missing a hump-fest?
Starks phuming onn Snacky, ten poodles onn heme inn exertcitemend.

*Borrows Poodle bane Slapstick of beating sense +10 from Llamafrog and knocks Puddle over the head with it*


Cockapoo wrote:
Puddle wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Am I missing a hump-fest?
Starks phuming onn Snacky, ten poodles onn heme inn exertcitemend.
*Borrows Poodle bane Slapstick of beating sense +10 from Llamafrog and knocks Puddle over the head with it*

Thank you!

...

Wanna hump?


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Puddle wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Am I missing a hump-fest?
Starks phuming onn Snacky, ten poodles onn heme inn exertcitemend.
*Borrows Poodle bane Slapstick of beating sense +10 from Llamafrog and knocks Puddle over the head with it*

Thank you!

...

Wanna hump?

*sniffs Snarky's bum* Nah, you're a male. I only hump the ladies.


Cockapoo wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Puddle wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Am I missing a hump-fest?
Starks phuming onn Snacky, ten poodles onn heme inn exertcitemend.
*Borrows Poodle bane Slapstick of beating sense +10 from Llamafrog and knocks Puddle over the head with it*

Thank you!

...

Wanna hump?

*sniffs Snarky's bum* Nah, you're a male. I only hump the ladies.

Yeah... That sofa cushion this morning was one hell of a lady, huh?


Snarky Poodle wrote:


Yeah... That sofa cushion this morning was one hell of a lady, huh?

*looks nervously* That wasn't me. It must have been another cockapoo you saw. Yeah, that's it.


Cockapoo wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:


Yeah... That sofa cushion this morning was one hell of a lady, huh?
*looks nervously* That wasn't me. It must have been another cockapoo you saw. Yeah, that's it.

She had it coming. Look at the way she was dressed!


SPAM

Spoiler:
The Duke of Generosity sends the PCs to dimension 3134741 (a cyberpunk world) to prevent the megacorporation Kazicorp from distributing a highly addictive drug to Kazicorp employees. While there, the PCs see the recently slain Baron of Rancour.

The PCs' last mission was to kill the Baron. The PCs may not figure this out, but the Baron in dimension 3134741 is a clone. The Baron will know that he opposes the PCs, but will not know that the PCs recently killed him in another dimension.

One of the PCs is somewhat like an android and made a point about following directions in the last game. I hope to challenge that player by suggesting (most likely the Baron himself pointing it out) that killing the Baron is not their current objective. I am curious to see how singleminded the player wants to play his character.

Furthermore, I should like to dig a little into the character's motivations. I have been given very little back story from the characters, so I hope to have the Baron question their loyalty to the Duke of Generosity. One of the characters has some villain in his background, so that should be easy enough to use. I may tempt the android with a chance to feel what it is like to be 'human'.

And of course the primary objective is to prevent the distribution of the drug. The drug is not in manufacturing yet. Kazicorp only has the formula which they have imprinted pieces of (ala Johnny Mneumonic) into four different people's heads. All four employees have 24 hour body guards and should anything happen to one of them, the other three will be locked down.

Liberty's Edge

Ugh. Total post-chaos of the postmonster...


Yua now thaw? Hime ham ton gooing too ficks itt tish thyme. Sorey fore teh caso.


YAY HUMP DAY IS HERE!

humps a stuffed animal on the floor

YAP!


Dread Lord Poodle wrote:

YAY HUMP DAY IS HERE!

humps a stuffed animal on the floor

YAP!

*Gets video camera to sell to the Jacks later.*

And it's all on camera


*Runs in*
Guys! The slaad have ideas of getting us fixed! What'll we do?


Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

*Runs in*

Guys! The slaad have ideas of getting us fixed! What'll we do?

I wouldn't worry about it. Many have tried(including the Jacks) and we're still humpin'.


Cockapoo wrote:
Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

*Runs in*

Guys! The slaad have ideas of getting us fixed! What'll we do?
I wouldn't worry about it. Many have tried(including the Jacks) and we're still humpin'.

Hime ham allreddy ficksed, soo three's notihng yeth con doo too mee.


Cockapoo wrote:
Many have tried(including the Jacks) and we're still humpin'.

I tried something once....


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Many have tried(including the Jacks) and we're still humpin'.
I tried something once....

How'd that work out for you?

I destroyed an aircraft carrier when I tried something.


The jacks are just jealous because their robot bodies lack genetalia.


YAP!


Mondays suck!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Mondays suck!

We should make every Monday a Hump Day, and then they won't be so bad.


Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

*Runs in*

Guys! The slaad have ideas of getting us fixed! What'll we do?

Tell them the French make wonderful host bodies. Two birds with one stone.

Yap!

Licks Clinically Depressed Poodle.


CourtFool wrote:
Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

*Runs in*

Guys! The slaad have ideas of getting us fixed! What'll we do?

Tell them the French make wonderful host bodies. Two birds with one stone.

Yap!

Licks Clinically Depressed Poodle.

If the French are made into hosts and disappear, who are we going to blame for all the world's problems? Who is CDP going to bite in order to relieve tension? We need the French. They are a necessary evil. YAP!


Surely the Slaad would not farm them to extinction. That would be counter-productive.


Burn poodles, burn!


*pees on the War Minister*


CourtFool wrote:
Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:

*Runs in*

Guys! The slaad have ideas of getting us fixed! What'll we do?

Tell them the French make wonderful host bodies. Two birds with one stone.

Yap!

Licks Clinically Depressed Poodle.

I agree! Let's get rid of those bastard frenchies! YAP!!


War Minister of Yunevrherdofus wrote:
Burn poodles, burn!

No, no, no! We're attacking Moorluck!

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