Isn't there a St. Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh's in Cornwall?
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
It's ok, CDP. I don't think the kitten's French.
It's ok, CDP. I don't think the kitten's French.
She might be. Is her name Penelope Pussycat?
Grrrr.........
Poodle puntin' time!!! *looks around* Where are you cowards hiding?
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Moo? I iz a cow. There are no poodles or cats here. Er, I mean, moo. Moo, moo, MOO.
Moo? I iz a cow. There are no poodles or cats here. Er, I mean, moo. Moo, moo, MOO.
Hiya Miss Kitty! *Punt* Bye Miss Kitty!
Here MoMo MoMo MoMo MoMo...
*Grabs sum' baby oil*
Here MoMo MoMo MoMo MoMo...
*Grabs sum' baby oil*
You vile disgusting creature. I don't know who's worse, you or Snarky. *PUNT!*
It's a tough call!
It's a tough call!
Whatever! *PUNT*
scampers around the thread
Ooh! It's been awhile since I've had some hot zombie luvin'! *Humps 'zombie*
shuffles across thread
shuffles across thread
*Tasers CDP* I got you now creeminal. Chirac will pay me well for your capture.
Sorry, I no longer consider you to be real. My doctor said you're just a figment of my imagination.
*begins to fade* What's going on? *disappears*
*from the Abyss* *looks nervous* Uh-oh!
Wait, is this like Tinkerbell? Should we applaud? {claps paws}
What are you *&^&%@# Poodles doing just sitting there! You *&^%$%^&^ need to start applauding before I disappear! Follow Miss Kitty's lead! Miss Kitty, you were always my favorite Poodle, er, Kitty, er whatever the ^%$% you are!
Sorry MoMo, clapping isn't going to help. It's all on CDP's state of mind.
I don't clap for douchebags.
I don't clap for douchebags.
What? Didn't I always punt you in that special place that you liked?
{stops clapping} So, clapping means he lives? Curses! No wonder that b%%@@ Tinkerbell survived.
What's a MoMo?
AAAHHHHH!!!!!! *fades away*
*shows up wearing a flowery muumuu*
I'm glad that Monday Monster went away. We were wearing the same thing, and that is simply too embarrassing.
wakes up lying half under the couch
Huh? Wuzzat?
humps the couch
Why bother? I'd probably choke on them.......
*sneaks in, leaves fake (but tasty) land mines laced with rum (Captain Morgan Parrot Bay)*
leaves his own landmines
I can't remember what day it is.
I can't remember what day it is.
*reforms* Let me give you a reminder. *powerhumps CDP*
I had to fill out some forms once......
In triplicate......
I can't even write......
*reforms in the Abyss* Ha! CDP reopened the doorway. I'm back!
I had to fill out some forms once......
In triplicate......
I can't even write......
Hard to write without opposable thumbs. Yap! Yap!
*reforms in the Abyss* Ha! CDP reopened the doorway. I'm back!
Did someone say something?
*reforms in the Abyss* Ha! CDP reopened the doorway. I'm back!Did someone say something?
You sonuva .... *blinks out of existence*
humps the lamp
Yap!
Hmmm...
{whispers:} MoMojuice...
MoMojuice...
MoMojuice!
*reappears in the Abyss* How did I get back here?
Probably something to do with the frenchies. You should totally kick their asses.
Probably something to do with the frenchies. You should totally kick their asses.
Bonjour, Sumo! *signals his henchmen to start a beatdown on CDP*
Go f@!+ yourself. G%$@@%n frenchies!
foams at the mouth
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
attacks
Help! Get heem off me! *mauled*
*punts CDP* I learned zat from Ze Monday Monster!
*realizes that some odd occurance may have destroyed the Poodle Clubhouse and starts planning a party to celebrate*