Who get's to be the caboose?
I was the caboose once....
piddles and waits for ThuMo
piddles and waits for ThuMo
Bonjour Sumo. I take it you are ready to surrender? Zees would make Chirac very happy.
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whips out the flame thrower he had hidden behind the couch
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
AAAAHHHHHH!!!! *runs around on fire* Sacre Bleu! Help me! Help me! *burned to a crisp*
Ha! My suit is fire proof! Eat Lead, mon ami! *Takes out gun and fires at Sumo*
But not teeth proof! BANZAI!!
starts mauling
*Tries to fight Sumo off* You weell not keell me, trait...gurgle *mauled*
*grabs bowl full of popcorn and watches the fight*
Mmmmm.....popcorn.
I had some popcorn once.....
*slinks into the thread wearing strings of popcorn and generously smeared with butter*
I made my outfit at a movie theater!
*takes a look at CafMo* *puts pillow over his eyes and wishes he was never born*
Damn I missed Thursday again. Was busy fighting Reapers. *tilts head* Hmm... Poodle Reapers... *shudders*
I was busy fighting once......
I was busy fighting once......
About every Monday and Thursday.
The time change threw off my nap today. Now I'm tired.
The time change threw off my nap today. Now I'm tired.
*Sets up large surround sound speakers around the clubhouse complete with subwoofers and tweeters, then turns it up full blast and plays a loud annoying screeching sound at a frequency only dogs can hear.*
*sees Snarky Poodle's reaction and twitches... then leaves... quickly*
WHAT'D YOU SAY? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS NOISE.
WHAT'D YOU SAY? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THIS NOISE.
I SAID THAT I HATE YOU!!!! *PUNT*
*Destroys the sound system* Ahh, that's much better.
Gee, MoMo, you don't often do nice things for us. Are you feeling well? You could be sick. I get sick all the time, but my doctors say it's just in my head. Maybe it's in your head to, since you're all head (or skull). That'd probably make it worse.
Gee, MoMo, you don't often do nice things for us. Are you feeling well? You could be sick. I get sick all the time, but my doctors say it's just in my head. Maybe it's in your head to, since you're all head (or skull). That'd probably make it worse.
It wasn't meant to be a "nice thing to do". The noise was driving me crazy so I took it out, just like I'm going to do to you poodles one day. *PUNT*
Does that mean that you are secretly part poodle?
Does that mean that you are secretly part poodle?
Pfft! Of course not! Since I am a creation of CDP, I do have your senses along with some of your more annoying instincts, but I am my own being. BTW, *punt*.
You don't have to lie to yourself, MoMo. We're here for you. Everyone knows that sound affects only dogs. Don't deny your heritage!
*From the Abyss* I'm not a &^%&#$* Poodle! You Poodles are .......squirrel!!! *begins chasing a demonic squirrel*
I was chased by a demonic squirrel once.....
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I was chased by a demonic squirrel once.....
I think here in the states we call them Frenchies.
Grrrr......G!*+%*ned frenchies.
Yeah, poor Momo. He's too afraid to embrace his inner Poodle like I have. *Humps CDP*
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Was it a bad day to come to the thread draped in a French flag?
Was it a bad day to come to the thread draped in a French flag?
It's always a bad day to come in draped in a French flag. Grrrrrr!!!
Grrrrrr......
*A bill arrives at the clubhouse for the destroyed sound system, addressed to CDP since a figment of CDP's imagination cannot pay a bill*
You better not tangle with us. We have Sir Spits-a-Lot as our lawyer. He'll eat you alive. Yap! Yap!
Yappity yap. Kiss my furry ass.
*Throws a small cage into the clubhouse, then presses a button on a handheld device and runs. A small explosion is heard, and the cage opens... and out comes... a cute kitten!*
I got no beef with kittens.
I got no beef with kittens.
How about Monday Monsters? *punt*
I know the calendar says Tuesday, but it sure does still feel like Monday.
I know the calendar says Tuesday, but it sure does still feel like Monday.
?????????
*Casts Enlarge Monster on the kitten... making it a normal sized cat* Sic em, Fluffy!
*Casts Enlarge Monster on the kitten... making it a normal sized cat* Sic em, Fluffy!
Hey, baby, how you doing? [/Joey]
*humps the kitten*
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!