<Slips out of TuMo's grasp>
Got to go. Bye!
*sigh* I'm a paladin poodle now...
*from the abyss* Oh, brother. Somebody shoot me now please.
shoots MoMo
*lights candles and puts on a Barry White CD*
I was lit by Barry White once.......
*Builds a barricade to defend against the French invasion tomorrow*
I was lit by Barry White once.......
I'm afraid to ask.
I was lit by Barry White once.......I'm afraid to ask.
I think he got a spanking.
One can only hope! Yip!
It...it wasn't....wasn't very pretty. I still have nightmares about it. And daymares......
It...it wasn't....wasn't very pretty. I still have nightmares about it. And daymares......
And *shudder* Sebastians?
*knocks down the front door* Sumo! Chirac, through a coup, has become deectator of France and has declared you publeec enemy #1. You weell pay for your crimes against ze French people. Vive la France! *casts Summon Frenchie and three Frenchies form with bats in hand*
<...and immediately surrender>
Thanks for the bats, guys! They're alumininum, but I'll take it.
Om nom nom nom...
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cracks a mystically-carved bone in half and suddenly grows to 3 times his normal size
begins the maul-a-thon
<...and immediately surrender>
Thanks for the bats, guys! They're alumininum, but I'll take it.
Om nom nom nom...
Our weapons are gone. What do we do?
Our weapons are gone. What do we do?<...and immediately surrender>
Thanks for the bats, guys! They're alumininum, but I'll take it.
Om nom nom nom...
Die! *Watches the Frenchie's mauling by CDP*
*CDP mauls two of the French hoodlums* *The third runs with a white flag in his hand.* Zey don't pay me enough for zees! *continues running for his life*
*ThuMo grabs Cockapoo* Help! Help! The Frenchies got me!
Now I am hungry for French Fries.
*ThuMo grabs Cockapoo* Help! Help! The Frenchies got me!
*wakes up and realizes all of the "events" from last Thursday were nothing more than a bad dream* I need to quit eating spicy foods before going to bed. Yap! Yap!
I had spicy food once......
You've had it more than once, Sumo. Remember that time in Cabo?
You've had it more than once, Sumo. Remember that time in Cabo?
Oh yeah, I remember going there with you guys. I made the mistake of drinking the water. Poor Spotty had to pay for my bad decision. Yap! Yap!
the Genocide ritual is prepared. all i need is a virgin of the species, and i can rid the universe of poodles... forever! thunderclap, dramatic piano music
...though finding a virgin poodle could prove problematic. Minions! spread out and search the thread. leave no stone unturned until you find me my prize! GO FORTH! strikes dramatic pose. in the background, wolves howl
Oh joy. Another "vampire" come to suck the life out of us. How many has that been now?
*shows up in the thread dressed as Edward Cullen*
I heard we were having a theme Friday!
the Genocide ritual is prepared. all i need is a virgin of the species, and i can rid the universe of poodles... forever! thunderclap, dramatic piano music
...though finding a virgin poodle could prove problematic. Minions! spread out and search the thread. leave no stone unturned until you find me my prize! GO FORTH! strikes dramatic pose. in the background, wolves howl
{watches from hole in ceiling} I'm pretty sure even most of the inanimate objects here are no longer poodle virgins.
Also, you are standing on the spotty carpet. You ain't never getting that smell out of your shoes.
...pwrzz grrt orrv arv mrrrr...
Also, you are standing on the spotty carpet. You ain't never getting that smell out of your shoes.
Nor the stickiness.
*slurp*
*slurk*
*squish*
in the background, wolves howl
I don't know about the rest of you guys but those wolves look hot. I wonder if they'd like to hump.
in the background, wolves howlI don't know about the rest of you guys but those wolves look hot. I wonder if they'd like to hump.
Do eeeeeeeeeet!
the poodles can wait. this one's personal.
casts wish on Casual Friday Monster, banishing it to castle ravenloft.
the glittering ends. now.
Do eeeeeeeeeet!in the background, wolves howlI don't know about the rest of you guys but those wolves look hot. I wonder if they'd like to hump.
*gets his freak on with the wolves*
the poodles can wait. this one's personal.
casts wish on Casual Friday Monster, banishing it to castle ravenloft.
the glittering ends. now.
Cool. Can you do that with MoMo, too?
Cool. Can you do that with MoMo, too?the poodles can wait. this one's personal.
casts wish on Casual Friday Monster, banishing it to castle ravenloft.
the glittering ends. now.
*from the Abyss* In his dreams.
It's not so bad, but everyone wears too much black. I wonder if I could make a bathing suit out of this tapestry...
Now I am hungry for French Fries.
Don't you mean Freedom Fries?
It's not so bad, but everyone wears too much black. I wonder if I could make a bathing suit out of this tapestry...
I had a freedom fry once.......
I had a freedom fry once.......
If I recall correctly those Frenchies were putting them up your nose.
It's not so bad, but everyone wears too much black. I wonder if I could make a bathing suit out of this tapestry...
Curses, there isn't a single virgin poodle in this entire thread! you may have foiled me this time, cursed puppies, but i'll get you next time!
plane shifts out of thread
fading Next tiiimmmeee...
It's not so bad, but everyone wears too much black. I wonder if I could make a bathing suit out of this tapestry...
Do it! DO IT!
... and try not to hear me egging you on in my voice.
I had a freedom fry once.......If I recall correctly those Frenchies were putting them up your nose.
Damn you frenchies!!!!
shakes paw
Hmm. It looks like Count Chocula has left. I guess that'll be more Poodle pelts just for me! Ok, which one of you Poodles want to try out my new baseball bat?
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wakes up and pokes his head out from under the sofa
F%*$ YOU MONDAY!
pulls head back under sofa, downs some meds and booze, and goes back to sleep
Humps MoMo.
Humps MoMo.
Batter up! *Knocks Courtfool across the room*