wakes up and imagines MoMo wearing a clown suit
*Nothing happens* Told ya so! *punts CDP*
CDP, take your Ritalin! That will enhance your concentration!
CDP! Take your Ritalin! That will enhance your concentration!
Whatever! *punts Cockapoo*
F&#& this s~&$.
jumps on MoMo's back and force feeds him booze and meds
F$$& this s&*~.
jumps on MoMo's back and force feeds him booze and meds
You &^%$#*&!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *Plops dead!*
You're right CDP! That works a lot quicker!
Ah, I love Tuesdays. Come out Poodles and take your puntings!
Fine MoMo. be that way. Just remember, you asked for this......
Fine MoMo. be that way. Just remember, you asked for this......
~kicks a poodle just for the hell of it~
~grins and runs~
MoMo the Monday Monster... good morning. As a duly designated legal representative of the Poodle Lords Thread and the Paizo Messageboards, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
hands MoMo a legal banishment document
MoMo the Monday Monster... good morning. As a duly designated legal representative of the Poodle Lords Thread and the Paizo Messageboards, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
hands MoMo a legal banishment document
What did I do wrong? I have the Asmodeus given right to skin and torment Poodles. *gives Sir Spitsalot a valid copy of his poodle skinning license*
What did I do wrong? I have the Asmodeus given right to skin and torment Poodles. *gives Sir Spitsalot a valid copy of his poodle skinning license*MoMo the Monday Monster... good morning. As a duly designated legal representative of the Poodle Lords Thread and the Paizo Messageboards, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
hands MoMo a legal banishment document
Yes, but only on Monday. Your appearance here on Tuesday, and subsequent attack on these poodles, constitutes a breach of contract, and may also place your attack under the definition of assault.
You could very well face prosecution by a jury of your peers, and since only the poodles are legal residents of this thread, they would make up said jury.
What did I do wrong? I have the Asmodeus given right to skin and torment Poodles. *gives Sir Spitsalot a valid copy of his poodle skinning license*MoMo the Monday Monster... good morning. As a duly designated legal representative of the Poodle Lords Thread and the Paizo Messageboards, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
hands MoMo a legal banishment document
Yes, but only on Monday. Your appearance here on Tuesday, and subsequent attack on these poodles, constitutes a breach of contract, and may also place your attack under the definition of assault.
You could very well face prosecution by a jury of your peers, and since only the poodles are legal residents of this thread, they would make up said jury.
*sigh* Very well. You'll pay for this CDP. You'll pay dearly. *teleports away*
*Tuesday's energy is released and the Tuesday Monster is reformed* What happened?
*Tuesday's energy is released and the Tuesday Monster is reformed* What happened?
*nervous* Uh, the Poodles used a disintegration ray on you but though my magic I saved you. Yeah, that's it! Now kill those Poodles!
Actually, TuMo, MoMo tried to eat you, but I used the law against him and he let you go.
Now I feel dirty.
Actually, TuMo, MoMo tried to eat you, but I used the law against him and he let you go.
Huh?
Don't believe a word he says Tuesday. He's a poodle. They're born liars.
I only lie to frenchies TuMo. And you're not a frenchie.
Besides, MoMo has admitted he's evil, and everybody knows evil people never tell the truth.
I only lie to frenchies TuMo. And you're not a frenchie.
Besides, MoMo has admitted he's evil, and everybody knows evil people never tell the truth.
That true. Plus, you poodles don't call me stupid like MoMo does. Me not hurt poodles anymore. Me won't let MoMo boss me around anymore either. Shove it MoMo!
That true. Plus, you poodles don't call me stupid like MoMo does. Me not hurt poodles anymore. Me won't let MoMo boss me around anymore either. Shove it MoMo!I only lie to frenchies TuMo. And you're not a frenchie.
Besides, MoMo has admitted he's evil, and everybody knows evil people never tell the truth.
*From the Abyss* You will pay greatly for your decision, imbecile.
Does this mean we can hump?
*humps TuMo*
Does this mean we can hump?
*humps TuMo*
Me no like humping. Me gotta go now. Bye! *Walks outside* *trips on a waterhose and accidentally impales himself on the hedge cutters*
Does this mean we can hump?
*humps TuMo*
Me no like humping. Me gotta go now. Bye! *Walks outside* *trips on a waterhose and accidentally impales himself on the hedge cutters*
*from the Abyss* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I swear, that never gets old.
This is some f&!&ed up s~#!, right here.....
I can has jungle gym?
Sure, Rusty. Go for it.
I can has jungle gym?
Yay! Rusty's back home! *humps rusty*
Yay! Om nom nom nom...
Ooooh, and humping too!
I've lost track....What day is it?
I've lost track....What day is it?
It's Humpday! Yay! *Humps CDP*
*From the Abyss* Disgusting!
Is that slander I hear coming from you MoMo? Do I have to get my lawyer back in here?!?
Is that slander I hear coming from you MoMo? Do I have to get my lawyer back in here?!?
Pfft! Stating someone's opinion isn't slander. Besides, your lawyer can't touch me while I'm in the Abyss.
Besides, your lawyer can't touch me while I'm in the Abyss.
Oh, MoMo. So naive......
Really... Where do you think our lawyer lives?
Trust me, he doesn't live anywhere near my part of the Abyss. This region is reserved for the worst of the worst. Murderers, pedophiles, mimes, people who text while driving......
And you don't think lawyers would top that list?
This region is reserved for the worst of the worst. Murderers, pedophiles, mimes, people who text while driving......
....?
And you don't think lawyers would top that list?
Possibly, but not yours. Being a Paladin-at-Law and all that.
*something begins to form in the corner again*
Uh oh! *Notices there isn't any medicines to knock CDP out again* Think happy thoughts CDP! Think happy thoughts!
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thinks about humping clowns
Oh no! It's too late!
.....
thinks about getting humped by clowns
*A monster with a beret forms in the corner* Bonjour Caniches! Bonjour Sumo. Are you ready to be escorted back to your rightful master, Chirac? Vive La France!
OMG! It's ....... It's....... French!!!!
YOU SONOFABEETCH!!!
mauls the Thursday Monster
*throws Sumo off* If you weell not go cooperatively, I weell have to keell you and your friends. *casts Summon Frenchie* Keell Zem! Keell Zem all!