I fell down a hole once.....
Actually, I think I was pushed.....
Poor melon collie and his infinite sadness
Today is monday, and a fine humping day!
*humps the new velvet curtains*
Today is monday, and a fine humping day!
*humps the new velvet curtains*
{still in hole} I can't believe I forgot! {starts humping Grey Squirrel's buried and forgotten nuts}
*Starts to fill in hole*
<returns from draining several water bowls>
Ah much better. Now where was I? Oh yes ... <grabs squeaky toy>
Yap! Yip! Yep! Squeak! <goes to piddle and notices Puddle in a piddle puddle ... taps him on the shoulder>
Are you trying to drown in three inches of piddle? Or is this a scuba diving fantasy of some kind? Here, have a life preserver. <tosses him a squeaky toy>
<goes off to find another squeaky toy and piddles>
Tanks four teh live peer server.
Era yua kittening? Taht mush poodle? Three iss on piddle off poodle. Itt iss uh pull off poodle, ton uh piddle off poodle!
I buried something else in the lawn. You should dig it up and see what it is. Yap!{wanders out onto lawn} Hey {sniff, sniff} what's this? {clumsily falls into gopher hole}
yipe!
yipe!
yipe!
yipe!
yipe!
yipe!
yipe!
yipe!
yipe!
yipe!
yipe!
THUMP!OW! Hey, there better not be any Sleestak down here...
Ton uh torture orr uh macht inn yuar inn-vent-orrery...
*Starts to fill in hole*
Phums Puddle Jock Salad...
*Starts to fill in hole*Phums Puddle Jock Salad...
*Grabs Puddle and throws him/her/it into the hole. Restarts filling in the hole.*
*Grabs Puddle and throws him/her/it into the hole. Restarts filling in the hole.**Starts to fill in hole*Phums Puddle Jock Salad...
Pie!
Pie!
Pie!
Pie!
Pie!
Pie!
Pie!
Pie!
Pie!
Pie!
Pie!
Pie!
Pie!
Pie!
Pie!
Pie!
Pie!
Hump!
Phel! Teh Jock Salad iss tyring too bore mee alife!
Donut annerwon core abut uss?
Donut annerwon core abut uss?
*Shouts down hole*
I care enough to be burying you!
Donut annerwon core abut uss?*Shouts down hole*
I care enough to be burying you!
It's true. If he's anything like me, he only buries things he cares about.
Donut annerwon core abut uss?
Eyecair! Jest saye teh werd nad Ei whill seu hym lick uh tone uf brikcs!
Donut annerwon core abut uss?Eyecair! Jest saye teh werd nad Ei whill seu hym lick uh tone uf brikcs!
You sound like one of the poodles down there, so.... be sure not to squish him when you land.
*throws Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade into the hole*
Donut annerwon core abut uss?Eyecair! Jest saye teh werd nad Ei whill seu hym lick uh tone uf brikcs!
Tank yua! Sick heme!
Donut annerwon core abut uss?Eyecair! Jest saye teh werd nad Ei whill seu hym lick uh tone uf brikcs!You sound like one of the poodles down there, so.... be sure not to squish him when you land.
*throws Dan Qu, er, Potatoe Slaade into the hole*
EIEIO!!!! Yts darke dowwn heere!
Owl! Wash were yua era septing.
Owl! Wash were yua era septing.
Sory! Ite iss ratner darke inn her.
Criminally Dangerous Puddle, cud yua phel uss owt off hear?
Sory! Ite iss ratner darke inn her.
I cast magic missile.. at the darkness! {waits} Well, that didn't work. I'm gonna find a tavern and get drunk. Maybe there will be girls there...
Sory! Ite iss ratner darke inn her.I cast magic missile.. at the darkness! {waits} Well, that didn't work. I'm gonna find a tavern and get drunk. Maybe there will be girls there...
Owl! On moor megick missoles four yua wen weme era inn hear. Weme toga eskappe behfor yua kin goo too uh tabernacle urn.
Ooh, gawds on! Ton teh gazeebow!
Tanks four teh rope, wherever gaff itt too uss.
Ii forrgot Ii coold telephort.
They've opened up the FaWTL thread to poodles. Go on over--they're pretty friendly, except for Dargentum and Mooluck and the Goblin and a lot of other people. You guys (and gals (and others)) can win them over, I'm sure!
They've opened up the FaWTL thread to poodles. Go on over--they're pretty friendly, except for Dargentum and Mooluck and the Goblin and a lot of other people. You guys (and gals (and others)) can win them over, I'm sure!
Hime donut now... tehy where peerty mene too mee lost thyme hime twen offer tare.
{from underground} I heard that! Ha, I accept your dare and I'll tunnel over in no time... yip yip yip yip!
{from underground} I heard that! Ha, I accept your dare and I'll tunnel over in no time... yip yip yip yip!
Just watch out for that Darcentrum guy! He'll try to eat you!
Just watch out for that Darcentrum guy! He'll try to eat you!
{voice echoes up from hole in the ground} Hey fellow, Poodles! Come on over to our new territory of West Poodlandia! We have a flag and everything!
I had a flag once, but someone stole it. I think he was french. Grr...
Licks self
YAP!
The jacks have been quiet.
The jacks have been quiet.
Shh! You'll jinx it!
Go ahead my gray-green friend. The floor is all yours.
Go ahead my gray-green friend. The floor is all yours.
What the $#@* do you want?
What the $#@* do you want?
Go ahead my gray-green friend. The floor is all yours.
Oooo ... a walking, talking fire hydrant.
<piddles on the fire hydrant and scampers off in search of a squeaky toy>
What the $#@* do you want?
Go ahead my gray-green friend. The floor is all yours.
Oooo ... a walking, talking fire hydrant.
<piddles on the fire hydrant and scampers off in search of a squeaky toy>
Hey, no fair! I wanted to mark that fire hydrant.
*pees*
*Punts Piddle and Snarky* Wow, I think I might have broken the Jacks' distance record!
What the $#@* do you want?
Go ahead my gray-green friend. The floor is all yours.
I don't want a f%&*ing thing, Jacky boy. It was that grey-green fellow who proclaimed you fellows to be jinxes. If I were you, I'd kick his ass.
I don't want a f#&~ing thing, Jacky boy. It was that grey-green fellow who proclaimed you fellows to be jinxes. If I were you, I'd kick his ass.What the $#@* do you want?
Go ahead my gray-green friend. The floor is all yours.
How about I kick yours instead. *punts CDP*
The jacks have been quiet.Shh! You'll jinx it!
Grout off are tread, stoopid salad.
Itt saw teh salad!
How about I kick yours instead. *punts CDP*I don't want a f#&~ing thing, Jacky boy. It was that grey-green fellow who proclaimed you fellows to be jinxes. If I were you, I'd kick his ass.What the $#@* do you want?
Go ahead my gray-green friend. The floor is all yours.
See? This is why you shouldn't've done that.
...*Sigh*
I hate being Chaotic Good.
Now, I shall summon a huge monstrosity! The largest living thing on the planet! Flee! Flee for your lives!!!
*Huge field of shrooms appears*
Of course, it isn't animate or anything. However....
*Causes mushrooms to all fly at Jack, obscuring his vision and making his armor get all ugly*
Hehehe, walkin fire hidrant... good one
How about I kick yours instead. *punts CDP*I don't want a f#&~ing thing, Jacky boy. It was that grey-green fellow who proclaimed you fellows to be jinxes. If I were you, I'd kick his ass.What the $#@* do you want?
Go ahead my gray-green friend. The floor is all yours.
*Pees on Jacky boy*
I'm depressed today. Can I have some meds CDP?
Sure thing! Meds for all!!
Sure thing! Meds for all!!
Thanks, man! After getting eaten by a dragon and chased out of the FaWTL!!! thread, I'm feeling kinda blue.