Raise of the Poodle Lords


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scampers in one side of the thread and out the other


*looks up from his spot on the floor where he has been licking his privates*

Doesn't look destroyed to me.

*goes back to his... "attentions"*


Hump day!!!

I'll probably strain something and end up at the vets.


AH darn. I mean. um... good you are all ok... I thought something horrible had happened as you were all so quiet for a few days... I'm so ma... i mean glad you are all ok!


humps the couch cushion


AbsolutGrndZer0 wrote:
AH darn. I mean. um... good you are all ok... I thought something horrible had happened as you were all so quiet for a few days... I'm so ma... i mean glad you are all ok!

Hi, big boy! Do you come around here often? *humps AbsolutGrndZer0*


Oh sure! Hump the guy who hates us. Just ignore me.

typical


*powerhumps CDP*


Pity humps just aren't the same......


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Oh sure! Hump the guy who hates us. Just ignore me.

typical

There's plenty of me to go around! I'm good at multitasking! *humps Snarky and CDP at the same time*


Sometimes you're the windshield, but I'm always the bug.


WTF? Where did my weekend go?


You were passed out. We photographed your limp body in compromising positions.


And I didn't even get paid! Again!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
And I didn't even get paid! Again!!

We also had compromising videos made. You're now a big star on YouTube!


Typical.


Is it Humpday yet?


Yes. Which means I'll be over here, in the corner, all alone, as usual.


Why do you keep your Humpday love to yourself CDP? You should share...


I was shared once......


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was shared once......

You were definitely shared this last weekend when you were passed out. Me, Snarky, Llamafrog, Courtfool, the mailman, a Jehovah Witness, and even a Jack got some action.


Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was shared once......

and even a Jack got some action.

*looks nervous* I wasn't here! I was out punting peasants. Yeah, that's it. I was punting peasants.


*wakes up from a long slumber* It's Poodle puntin' time!


My doctors always tell me to take nice, long naps, but it never helps.


It helps us while we hump you in your sleep...


Oh sure! Why make sure I'm awake to enjoy it.....


Don't be so selfish CDP!


*Punts CDP, Llamafrog, and Snarky* Damn, I'm out of practice. Only half the distance I normally get!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Oh sure! Why make sure I'm awake to enjoy it.....

We tried. You know that we can't wake you up after you take that whiskey/pills cocktail. Btw, Charlie Sheen called and wanted your recipe. Yap! Yap!


Ouch, forgot taht MoMo needs attention today...

*Hump's MoMo*


I needed attention once.....


*Pays humping attention to CDP*

Humphumphump...


The sky is rather gloomy. I can sympathize.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The sky is rather gloomy. I can sympathize.

Here, get a closer look at the sky while you're at it! *punts CDP*


You're not a very nice monster. You remind me of this other monster who used to get "lovey-dovey" with the frenchies, if you know what I mean. His name was MoMo.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
You're not a very nice monster. You remind me of this other monster who used to get "lovey-dovey" with the frenchies, if you know what I mean. His name was MoMo.

I have no idea what you're talking about. *hides a French beret that was in his hands*


*Humps the french beret*


Ugh. It's raining.


IT'S HUMPDAY!!!!!


*gets his groove on*


I was stuck in a groove once......


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was stuck in a groove once......

You're stuck? Here, let me get you out! *Punt*


I was locked out once. It rained the whole time.


*gives CDP a sympathy hump*


Whoa! WTF?

Snarky says he's gonna give me some sympathy lovin, next thing I know a week has passed by!

Typical.


No, I actually gave the sympathy hump, you were just in a catatonic state at the time.


Snarky Poodle wrote:
No, I actually gave the sympathy hump, you were just in a catatonic state at the time.

He gets that way after his whiskey cocktail.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Whoa! WTF?

Snarky says he's gonna give me some sympathy lovin, next thing I know a week has passed by!

Typical.

Here's some lovin', %$#@&*!!!! *punt*


Don't you have some frenchies to be getting frisky with?


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Don't you have some frenchies to be getting frisky with?

Why do that when I have Poodles to punt? Besides, I don't like getting freaky with the Frenchies like you do. *punt*

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