~Kills Humpday Monster~
I shall take his remains and turn him into a bird bath.
It's ok, he'll rise from the dead in seven days, returning to hump his Chosen Canines.
Also, you have a lot of misdirected anger, you big Sithy. You should find a less stressful hobby and relax. Repeat after me: "Serenity now!"
I tried to relax once.......
Kicks CDP
serenity now?
I got your f@%~ing serenity right here, sith boy!
downs some meds and booze
Whoa....everything's so GREEEEEEENNNNNNNN!
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Ah, absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
Kicks C.... naw he will like it now.
Or should I have said....sithy boy?
Hahahahahahahahahah....get it?
Trots in and starts chasing his tail.
*trots in wearing a poodle costume and starts chasing her tail*
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I chased some tail once......
It's morning and I forget... what day do the Frenchies come? I want to bite... I mean fight them. Yeah. No plans to make them werewolves, I promise... Wait Grrr since I said I don't have plans to do it you now know I really do... *walks out muttering*
And people think I need meds?
I needed meds once.....
Aw damn. I missed Monday.
You should aim better.
{throws candy necklace at CDP} Isn't this Shrove Humpday?
Do poodle ladies get extra beads for showing off extra nipples?
I got some beads thrown at me once......
I got some beads thrown at me once......
Did you show those Frenchies that threw them anything? Yap! Yap!
HUMPDAY!!!!
HUMPDAY!!!!
YOU BETCHA!!! *humps CDP*
Barfs on the carpet.
Sorry, Spotty. Anyone hungry?
Well, it would be a shame to let that all go to waste...
I approve of this topic of discussion.
{beams down quietly} Mebs! The transmat materialized me off-course again. Ooo, a snack- {eats a couple squeaky toys}
Sniffs Beldar.
Ooo! Late 70's vintage.
Sniffs Beldar.
Ooo! Late 70's vintage.
*Puts on Blue Oyster Cult's song Black Blade*
Another Monday? Isn't there some kind of law against cruel and unusual punishment?
Another Monday? Isn't there some kind of law against cruel and unusual punishment?
Here's some cruel and unusual punishment! *punts CDP* I missed last Monday so I have double duty today!
Yeah, sure. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Nothing does.
I'll give you a double dooty, MoMo...
Yeah, sure. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Nothing does.
Gee, even my punting can't cheer you up? Let's try again! *punt*
I'll give you a double dooty, MoMo...
Sick little freak! *Punt!*
Whatever.
Whatever.
Wow! What's got into you? It's not much fun for me to terrorize you when you just give up like that. *punt*
Nothing really matters. Anyone can see. Nothing really matters. Nothing really matters to me.
What the *&^& is this? Queen karaoke night? *punt*
I die. You die. Everybody dies.
yipppity yap!
I die. You die. Everybody dies.
*notices CDP has forgotten his pills and gives them to him*
Got any booze to chase these things down with?
Got any booze to chase these things down with?
Of course! *Gives CDP a bottle of whiskey*
Me got whiskey to give to you, CDP! *Runs with a bottle in his hand and trips* *Bottle breaks and impales himself on the glass*
Me got whiskey to give to you CDP! *Runs with a bottle in his hand and trips* *Bottle breaks and impales himself on the glass*
*from the Abyss* MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'd buy that for a dollar!
I was bought for a dollar once.....
I was bought for a dollar once.....
I'm afraid to ask.
I was bought for a dollar once.....I'm afraid to ask.
It....wasn't pretty.
It....wasn't pretty.I was bought for a dollar once.....I'm afraid to ask.
Sounds like Frenchies were involved. Grrrrrrrr!!!
Om my, a tuesday monster... it's getting crowded in here...
*humps The Tuesday monster*
Om my, a tuesday monster... it's getting crowded in here...
*humps The Tuesday monster*
I'm here now! *Humps Llamafrog*