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Well, there's that theory about CDP...

CDP's real name? Sumo.
That's SuMo. Short for Sunday Monster.
Which lends credence to the hypothesis that we are all merely characters in a dream SuMo is having as he sleeps in on a Sunday.


I know the monsters are a part of CDP's psyche but we are as well? I.....I....can't be a dream, can I? I yap therefor I am, right? Man, this is depressing. *takes some of CDP's medicine and passes out*


*humps sleeping cockapoo*


*Comes in and punts Snarky and Cockapoo* Disgusting vermin!


Oh sure! I'm away being sick and you give them all the love and attention. Typical.


Maybe TuMo will give you some attention.


Me no like humping.


I thought he was dead, or at least very sleepy.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Oh sure! I'm away being sick and you give them all the love and attention. Typical.

*From the abyss* Poor CDP. I'll be sure to punt and skin you first next time. How's that?


Hey! Who want to see me juggle chainsaws?


The Tuesday Monster wrote:
Hey! Who want to see me juggle chainsaws?

Me! Me! Me!


*takes chainsaws away from TuMo* *sigh* I think MoMo could easily win *&^%$#^ of the year.


I never win anything.......except pain and misery.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I never win anything.......except pain and misery.

Congratulations! You won a free humping! *humps CDP*


downs some meds and chases them with a shot of Jack Daniels

WHOA! EVERYTHING'S SO GREEN....


Yeah, HuMo really made a mess.


I made a mess once.....


Bonjour, Sumo. Eet ees time for you to go back home to France to your rightful master. Chirac knows what ees best for you. We can to do zees the easy way or the hard way. VIVA LA FRANCE!!!!


Isn't the easy way when you frenchies surrender and then b$+@@ about the people who later save your ass?


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Isn't the easy way when you frenchies surrender and then b~!~% about the people who later save your ass?

WHAT???!!! France does not surrender, we fight to the end!!! In fact, France no longer has any enemies because of our great warriors. We were on the verge of eliminating ze Nazis ourselves before ze arrogant, imperialist Americans got involved. We are the pinnacle of civilization. We have the best healthcare, education, and justice systems in ze world. Speaking of justice, be prepared to face some yourself you cowardly knave!!! *knocks CDP over the head with a club*


shakes it off

THAT'S IT!! YOUR FROGGY ASS IS MINE!!!! COWABUNGA!!!!

mauls the frog


*eats popcorn while watching the Frenchie massacre*


Ooh, is somebody making popcorn?

*shows off her bodysuit made out of ThuMo's skin*


Hey? What happened to Monday? Maybe MoMo has amnesia.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Hey? What happened to Monday? Maybe MoMo has amnesia.

*from the Abyss* *sigh* I overslept. Rest assured I'll be there next Monday to kill you.


*dances around the clubhouse naked*


The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Hey? What happened to Monday? Maybe MoMo has amnesia.
*from the Abyss* *sigh* I overslept. Rest assured I'll be there next Monday to kill you.

There, there, MoMo! You don't have to pretend. We all lose our train of thought someti....

....SQUIRREL!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Hey? What happened to Monday? Maybe MoMo has amnesia.
*from the Abyss* *sigh* I overslept. Rest assured I'll be there next Monday to kill you.

There, there, MoMo! You don't have to pretend. We all lose our train of thought someti....

....SQUIRREL!!!

*From the Abyss* Pfft! Only a being possessing an inferior intelligence would let himself get distracted as something as low........SUCCUBI!!!


I was sucked by something once......


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was sucked by something once......

Yeah, it was pretty shady how Chirac had you starring in those cheap, French porn flicks.


Is it friday yet?


Gaahh!!! Where did the weekend go?

MoMo must have stolen it. That bastard! He's probably half-frenchie!


Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was sucked by something once......
Yeah, it was pretty shady how Chirac had you starring in those cheap, French porn flicks.

I didn't even get paid, and it still hurts when I pant.


Where's MoMo?! I'll kill him!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Gaahh!!! Where did the weekend go?

MoMo must have stolen it. That bastard! He's probably half-frenchie!

Comment ca va, CDP? *punt*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Where's MoMo?! I'll kill him!!

Ooh! The poodle wants to hurt me. I'm so scared. *punt*


You just punted my stunt double. Now it's my turn.

*mauls MoMo*


Snarky Poodle wrote:

You just punted my stunt double. Now it's my turn.

*mauls MoMo*

*throws Snarky across the room* Ha! Your mauling ability is no match for my Demon Crane stance. I am a Kung Fu master!


prepares to use his Poodle-Fu on MoMo

MONKEY STYLE LANDMINE ATTACK!!!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

prepares to use his Poodle-Fu on MoMo

MONKEY STYLE LANDMINE ATTACK!!!

*Kicks landmine back in CDP's face* Take that, mutt! You're no match for me and my Demon Crane Kung Fu!


*rips MoMo's jugular*

Your Demon Crane is no match for my Artery Shred.


Snarky Poodle wrote:

*rips MoMo's jugular*

Your Demon Crane is no match for my Artery Shred.

*Blood spurts everywhere* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *plops dead*


I've never seen you so violent before, Snarky. You've always been a lover, not a fighter.


This Monday has been worse than most. I had to take it out on somebody.


I took it out on somebody once....


My day was worst than most more than once......


*Licks CDP*

there there, at least is not monday


What is today, anyway?


I'll give you a hint. It starts with an H and rhymes with "dump". Can't guess it?

*takes a dump*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
What is today, anyway?

I think you know. *humps CDP*

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