Raise of the Poodle Lords


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Mmmmm....squirrel!


It's your day, CDP, since you are the SuMo! Happy day!


Oh joy! It get's followed by Monday. And that bastard MoMo is probably going to try to kill us again. And I'll have to come up with some new way to kick his ass.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
And I'll have to come up with some new way to kick his ass.

*From the Abyss* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh wait. You were serious? I like you CDP. I think I'll kill you last.


MoMo is so cute. His cheeks get all rosy when he threatens us.


Rusty the Poodle wrote:

MoMo is so cute. His cheeks get all rosy when he threatens us.

Your cheeks are going to get real rosy when I kick you in the @$$ tomorrow.


*returns with written permission to destroy the Poodle Cult, notarized by Jezelda, Mistress of Werewolves herself. (DC 30 to realize it's a forgery), and sets up large barrels of black powder around the clubhouse with a line of black powder out a crack in the wall, then lights the black powder and runs off to watch the fireworks...*


The Monday Monster wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:

MoMo is so cute. His cheeks get all rosy when he threatens us.

Your cheeks are going to get real rosy when I kick you in the @$$ tomorrow.

Ummmmm......


AbsolutGrndZer0 wrote:
*returns with written permission to destroy the Poodle Cult, notarized by Jezelda, Mistress of Werewolves herself. (DC 30 to realize it's a forgery), and sets up large barrels of black powder around the clubhouse with a line of black powder out a crack in the wall, then lights the black powder and runs off to watch the fireworks...*

What's this black stuff?

Ooooh, YUMMY!


Be careful, that black stuff looks spicy.


I think this powder is all damp now. Sorry, my bad.

*slosh*


Miss Kitty wrote:
Be careful, that black stuff looks spicy.

Miss Kitty is right, Rusty. You know what spicy stuff does to you. Spotty Carpet has horror stories....


I do!


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OMG, even Sebastian dresses up like Courtfool for Halloween!


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Bear on a Unicycle wrote:
OMG, even Sebastian dresses up like Courtfool for Halloween!

Oh crap, the Pony's gonna sue you and take all your stuff.


He'll have to catch me first!

*rides away chased by a horde of Guinea Pigs*


Cockapoo wrote:
Miss Kitty wrote:
Be careful, that black stuff looks spicy.
Miss Kitty is right, Rusty. You know what spicy stuff does to you. Spotty Carpet has horror stories....

Oh, pshawrt!


Shawk!


The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
And I'll have to come up with some new way to kick his ass.
*From the Abyss* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh wait. You were serious? I like you CDP. I think I'll kill you last.

drops a landmine down into the Abyss


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
And I'll have to come up with some new way to kick his ass.
*From the Abyss* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh wait. You were serious? I like you CDP. I think I'll kill you last.
drops a landmine down into the Abyss

*Unfolds and puts up an umbrella that blocks the landmine* MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!


drops 10 more landmines into the Abyss


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
drops 10 more landmines into the Abyss

*Umbrella tears and runs for cover* &^%$#@&*^%$#!!!!!!!


NO leave the black powder alone!!!! Arrrrrgh.


Great. It's THAT day again.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Great. It's THAT day again.

Yep. It sure is. *PUNT* BTW, where's Courtfool? I haven't punted him in a long time. I look forward to it.


AbsolutGrndZer0 wrote:
NO leave the black powder alone!!!! Arrrrrgh.

<Wearing black powder mustache>

Why? It's soooo delicious.

Now, C4, that stuff is naaaasty.


Rusty the Poodle wrote:
AbsolutGrndZer0 wrote:
NO leave the black powder alone!!!! Arrrrrgh.

<Wearing black powder mustache>

Why? It's soooo delicious.

Now, C4, that stuff is naaaasty.

Hiya Rusty! *PUNT*


Oooooh. That hit the spot!


piddles, then offers MoMo a refreshment and some vitamins


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
piddles, then offers MoMo a refreshment and some vitamins

Whatever! *Punts CDP* *Vitamins and refreshments scatter everywhere in the Poodle Clubhouse*


That's not nice MoMo. CDP was trying to be kind to you.


*Punts Cockapoo*


Fine, I'll just take these myself.

downs refreshment and vitamins

passes out


Hmmm, MoMo seems to be gone.


Miss Kitty wrote:
Hmmm, MoMo seems to be gone.

He will be back. We complete him.


I was completed once.....


Hey guys! Who want to see me juggle these knives?


The Tuesday Monster wrote:
Hey guys! Who want to see me juggle these knives?

Me! Me! Me!


*Takes knives away from Tuesday* *shakes head*


hands TuMo some squeaky toys instead

Here, juggle these.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

hands TuMo some squeaky toys instead

Here, juggle these.

*from the Abyss* Bah! You always ruin my fun!


Can I have the knives?

Pwetty Pwease?


Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Can I have the knives?

Pwetty Pwease?

Here ya go Rusty! *gives knives to Rusty*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

hands TuMo some squeaky toys instead

Here, juggle these.

Thanks! Me have fun!


Yay! Knives!

Om nom nom nom...


{reads packaging fineprint:} "ACME Squeaky Toys may contain small parts, lead paint, asbestos, urate crystals, and recycled Weekly World News. Do not allow near children or Id monsters 3 years of age or under as it constitutes a possible choking hazard."

Hmmm, yeah, I'm sure he'll be fine... TuMo must be over 3 years old.


Lead???!!?!?!?

That's like catnip to me! Er, dognip?


Miss Kitty wrote:

{reads packaging fineprint:} "ACME Squeaky Toys may contain small parts, lead paint, asbestos, urate crystals, and recycled Weekly World News. Do not allow near children or Id monsters 3 years of age or under as it constitutes a possible choking hazard."

Hmmm, yeah, I'm sure he'll be fine... TuMo must be over 3 years old.

*Points to throat and is turning blue* Me ......can't........breathe... *plops dead*


I know PCR!

<Jumps on TuMo's chest>


Rusty the Poodle wrote:

I know PCR!

<Jumps on TuMo's chest>

*a squeaky toy comes flying out his throat* *his color returns* Me alive! Ooh, me have new best friend! *Hugs Rusty* Me will luv and squeeze him and call him George!

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