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Zombie Guy wrote:
BRAINS!!!

Mmmmm, BONES!!!

{digs a large hole, bumps Zombie Guy in, and burys him}


BRAINS!!!


Zombie Guy wrote:
BRAINS!!!

{looks at Zombie Guy's head poking up out of the ground} Sorry, I don't have any brains.

How about this instead: {drops a "landmine" on Zombie Guy's head}


Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:
Zombie Guy wrote:
BRAINS!!!

{looks at Zombie Guy's head poking up out of the ground} Sorry, I don't have any brains.

How about this instead: {drops a "landmine" on Zombie Guy's head}

*humps Zombie Guy's head.*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:
Zombie Guy wrote:
BRAINS!!!

{looks at Zombie Guy's head poking up out of the ground} Sorry, I don't have any brains.

How about this instead: {drops a "landmine" on Zombie Guy's head}

*humps Zombie Guy's head.*

*Humps Zombie Guy's leg*


Walks in and drops a huge landmine


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Walks in and drops a huge landmine

*smells landmine* Whoa, that smells so bad even I won't roll in it!


Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Walks in and drops a huge landmine
*smells landmine* Whoa, that smells so bad even I won't roll in it!

*pushes Cockapoo into landmine with 20 foot long pole*


Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Walks in and drops a huge landmine
*smells landmine* Whoa, that smells so bad even I won't roll in it!

Blasphemer!

*Rolls*


Boy, I'm glad I got that out of my system.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Boy, I'm glad I got that out of my system.

{looks closer at landmine} That's weird... {cautious sniff} ugh, what's wrong with you CDP!!!

O. M. G. You've gone... {cue ominous music} VEGAN!!!! {flips through phonebook looking for local In-N-Out Burger location}

We've got to get at least a Double-Double in you now, before you turn into a... {cue ominous music} HIPPEH!!!!


Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Walks in and drops a huge landmine
*smells landmine* Whoa, that smells so bad even I won't roll in it!
*pushes Cockapoo into landmine with 20 foot long pole*

YIPE!


Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Boy, I'm glad I got that out of my system.

{looks closer at landmine} That's weird... {cautious sniff} ugh, what's wrong with you CDP!!!

O. M. G. You've gone... {cue ominous music} VEGAN!!!! {flips through phonebook looking for local In-N-Out Burger location}

We've got to get at least a Double-Double in you now, before you turn into a... {cue ominous music} HIPPEH!!!!

Say it ain't so, CDP!


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Boy, I'm glad I got that out of my system.

{looks closer at landmine} That's weird... {cautious sniff} ugh, what's wrong with you CDP!!!

O. M. G. You've gone... {cue ominous music} VEGAN!!!! {flips through phonebook looking for local In-N-Out Burger location}

We've got to get at least a Double-Double in you now, before you turn into a... {cue ominous music} HIPPEH!!!!

Say it ain't so, CDP!

Gah! Did I roll in that?! *Licks self hurriedly*


Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Boy, I'm glad I got that out of my system.

{looks closer at landmine} That's weird... {cautious sniff} ugh, what's wrong with you CDP!!!

O. M. G. You've gone... {cue ominous music} VEGAN!!!! {flips through phonebook looking for local In-N-Out Burger location}

We've got to get at least a Double-Double in you now, before you turn into a... {cue ominous music} HIPPEH!!!!

Say it ain't so, CDP!
Gah! Did I roll in that?! *Licks self hurriedly*

Yuck, we both got this nasty veggie-poo on us!


Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Boy, I'm glad I got that out of my system.

{looks closer at landmine} That's weird... {cautious sniff} ugh, what's wrong with you CDP!!!

O. M. G. You've gone... {cue ominous music} VEGAN!!!! {flips through phonebook looking for local In-N-Out Burger location}

We've got to get at least a Double-Double in you now, before you turn into a... {cue ominous music} HIPPEH!!!!

Say it ain't so, CDP!
Gah! Did I roll in that?! *Licks self hurriedly*

Ees alright, you poodles. 'ere 'ave a fresh baked biscuit ... eet ees tout normal et organique ... you will like, try zem.

<hands out organic vegan biscuits with a few egg laced biscuits mixed in>


Today is Monday 27th and is official nag day... I need coffee...

*nags on the couch*


Slaade alsacien wrote:
Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Boy, I'm glad I got that out of my system.

{looks closer at landmine} That's weird... {cautious sniff} ugh, what's wrong with you CDP!!!

O. M. G. You've gone... {cue ominous music} VEGAN!!!! {flips through phonebook looking for local In-N-Out Burger location}

We've got to get at least a Double-Double in you now, before you turn into a... {cue ominous music} HIPPEH!!!!

Say it ain't so, CDP!
Gah! Did I roll in that?! *Licks self hurriedly*

Ees alright, you poodles. 'ere 'ave a fresh baked biscuit ... eet ees tout normal et organique ... you will like, try zem.

<hands out organic vegan biscuits with a few egg laced biscuits mixed in>

Are slaad eggs vegan?


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Boy, I'm glad I got that out of my system.

{looks closer at landmine} That's weird... {cautious sniff} ugh, what's wrong with you CDP!!!

O. M. G. You've gone... {cue ominous music} VEGAN!!!! {flips through phonebook looking for local In-N-Out Burger location}

We've got to get at least a Double-Double in you now, before you turn into a... {cue ominous music} HIPPEH!!!!

Say it ain't so, CDP!

It ain't so, CDP! That poor slaad fella is delusional. Or maybe he has a glandular disorder. Or maybe he's just french.

I am not, never have been, and never will be some filthy vegan.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

It ain't so, CDP! That poor slaad fella is delusional. Or maybe he has a glandular disorder. Or maybe he's just french.

I am not, never have been, and never will be some filthy vegan.

Damn my defective nose! I've got too much hippeh Slaad genes muting my awesome poodle-nose-ness.

Sorry for the accusation CDP {hangs head in shame}

I so wish we had In-N-Out Burgers here in SW FL. My mouth waters just thinking about them.


Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:
I so wish we had In-N-Out Burgers here in SW FL. My mouth waters just thinking about them.

My new favorite burger joint is Five Guys. I always get a burger with bacon on it, and an order of their fresh mad fries. Mmmmm.....


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Scrappy-Doo Slaad wrote:
I so wish we had In-N-Out Burgers here in SW FL. My mouth waters just thinking about them.
My new favorite burger joint is Five Guys. I always get a burger with bacon on it, and an order of their fresh mad fries. Mmmmm.....

You know, I've tried Five Guys (we have one in South Asheville) and while they do make a good burger, they do not hold a candle to a local burger joint here called French Fryz ... and they are cheaper than Five Guys ... and have "'50's style shakes" and malts ... mmmm

Ah, you want ze 'amburgers, mon poodle? I 'ave a burger for you!

<hands over a bacon, cheese and egg laden double burger, with a side of egg laden fries>


Have you considered putting more iron in your diet?

Five Guys is good. I would like a place that has "old-fashioned" milkshakes, though.


Slaade alsacien wrote:

Ah, you want ze 'amburgers, mon poodle? I 'ave a burger for you!

Grrrr......you sound french! Grrrr....


Game tomorrow! PCs must deal with a dragon terrorizing a small village. And I do not think the dragon is vegan.


CourtFool wrote:
Game tonight! PCs must deal with a dragon terrorizing a small village. And I do not think the dragon is vegan.

No, I do not think I am...

Oh wait, you were talking about a different village, carry on.


Vegans! Grrr......


I bit a vegan once. He tasted like tofu.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Vegans! Grrr......

Zees burgers are not ze vegan burgers, mon poodle, zey are full of ze cow goodness zat comes from ze Angus. Zey are smothered in ze onion and cheese, with a big spear of ze pickle. Tasty, no? 'ere, 'ave one, mon poodle.

<hands over a cheeseburger with a egg buried in the middle>


Dragonborn Jack wrote:

No, I do not think I am...

Oh wait, you were talking about a different village, carry on.

…and a different dragon…because, there isn't one.


Slaade alsacien wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Vegans! Grrr......

Zees burgers are not ze vegan burgers, mon poodle, zey are full of ze cow goodness zat comes from ze Angus. Zey are smothered in ze onion and cheese, with a big spear of ze pickle. Tasty, no? 'ere, 'ave one, mon poodle.

<hands over a cheeseburger with a egg buried in the middle>

Back off frenchie! If I want something from you, I'll demand your surrender and take it. Grrr...


Trots in with a nice, juicy steak grasped within his maw.


CourtFool wrote:
Trots in with a nice, juicy steak grasped within his maw.

*begs and gives Courtfool the saddest puppy dog eyes* YAP!


Offers one half of his juicy steak.


steak...yumm!..... Almost as good as squirrel

SQUIRREL!


Drops the steak looking around for the squirrel.

Yap! Yap!


There's a squirrel?

Yap!


I had a pet squirrel once....


CourtFool wrote:
Offers one half of his juicy steak.

*licks CF* Thanks master! OM NOM NOM!


CourtFool wrote:

Drops the steak looking around for the squirrel.

Yap! Yap!

<sneaks down the tree, snags the half steak and scurries back up the tree>

tchk-tchk-WEEG-WEEG-tchk*

*Ugh! This tastes awful! No wonder the poodles don't eat acorns, they have no taste ...

<throws the half steak back down, along with some acorns in an attempt to enlighten the heathen beasts>


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Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I had a pet squirrel once....

I suppose you ate it... Was it good?


Llamafrog wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I had a pet squirrel once....
I suppose you ate it... Was it good?

No...some french bastard shot it, and then HE ate it!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I had a pet squirrel once....
I suppose you ate it... Was it good?
No...some french bastard shot it, and then HE ate it!

Was zat yours, mon poodle? I am so sorry for zat. 'ere, 'ave a freshly baked steak and egg biscuit.

Dark Archive

{appears with package, speaks in monotone:} DretchEx delivery. Package for a C.D. Poodle.

{leaves a brown-paper wrapped Frenchie-shaped pinata filled with squeeky toys and doggie treats}


I don't know if we can wait for CDP. Should we maul the pinata now?


Snarky Poodle wrote:
I don't know if we can wait for CDP. Should we maul the pinata now?

No, let's wait.

*Two minutes later...*
Oh screw it, let's kill the pinata!
YAP YAP YAP!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I had a pet squirrel once....
I suppose you ate it... Was it good?
No...some french bastard shot it, and then HE ate it!

He deserves a beating!


Hey! Did my pinata ever get delivered? I've really been looking forward to mauling it. The doctor said it could really help with my depression.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Hey! Did my pinata ever get delivered? I've really been looking forward to mauling it. The doctor said it could really help with my depression.

*drops the piece of pinata that was hanging out of his mouth*

Yap?

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